It's great to be a blonde. With low expectations it's very easy to surprise people.
Natural beauty takes at least two hours in front of a mirror.
My hair was so much a part of my personality and all my photo shoots. I hid behind my hair. And then, I just decided I was okay with myself. To have short hair and really show my face is even more revealing than anything. It's a statement - not to everyone else, more to myself. I'm just ready to get out from behind my hair and be myself.
Tattoos are like stories - they're symbolic of the important moments in your life. Sitting down, talking about where you got each tattoo and what it symbolizes, is really beautiful.
I am what I am and I'm a horrible liar. I can't do it. I'm just very candid.
If people knew how KFC treats its chickens, they'd never eat another drumstick.
Quotes about Pamela Anderson
Canada also helped in two world wars and gave the world Neil Young, William Shatner, Leonard Cohen, Pamela Anderson, one quarter of Barney Stinson, instant mashed potatoes and best of all - you.
Barney Stinson in How I Met Your Mother - Season 9 Episode 12
3I know what you said you wanted, but I really dont think Pamela Anderson will agree to swallow your ashes.
Alan Harper in Two and a half Men - Season 9 Episode 1
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Matt Brody in Baywatch
Matt Brody: "Hey, I'm Matt Brody!"
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Mitch Buchannon in Baywatch
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Mitch Buchannon in Baywatch
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Matt Brody in Baywatch
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Mitch Buchannon in Baywatch
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Barney Stinson in How I Met Your Mother - Season 9 Episode 17
16Barney: "Our wedding is gonna be legendary."
Robin: "No wait for it?"
Barney: "I've got you, I don't have to wait for it anymore."
Robin: "No wait for it?"
Barney: "I've got you, I don't have to wait for it anymore."
Barney Stinson in How I Met Your Mother - Season 9 Episode 1
15Underneath all of those lies is one true thing. One true thing that can support the weight of all the lies in the world, and that's the fact that I love you.
Barney Stinson in How I Met Your Mother - Season 8 Episode 18
11It's only once you've stopped, that you realize how hard it is to start again. So you force yourself not to want it.
Ted Mosby in How I Met Your Mother - Season 6 Episode 3
19If you're looking for the word that means caring for someone beyond all rationality and wanting them to have everything they want, no matter how much it destroys you, it's love!
Ted Mosby in How I Met Your Mother - Season 9 Episode 17
16Kids, you can't cling to the past. Because no matter how tight you hold on... it's already gone.
Ted Mosby in How I Met Your Mother - Season 8 Episode 23
12Well, listen, just remember, that love will get u through times of no money better, than money will get you through times of no love.
Alan Harper in Two and a half Men - Season 9 Episode 20
5Walden: "Money does not buy happiness!"
Alan: "I wouldn't know, I never had either."
Alan: "I wouldn't know, I never had either."
Alan Harper in Two and a half Men - Season 9 Episode 1
2Women reject me for 100 different reasons. White teeth would reduce that to 99 problems.
Alan Harper in Two and a half Men - Season 10 Episode 2
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Charlie: "I've considered it. In fact, a couple of years ago I believe there was a petition circulating."
Charlie Harper in Two and a half Men - Season 1 Episode 24
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Charlie: "Boy, leave it to you to take a beautiful thing like drunken sex and make it sound dirty."
Charlie Harper in Two and a half Men - Season 1 Episode 16
2Success should always be just beyond your grasp.
I never watched Star Trek.
Act the way you'd like to be and soon you'll be the way you act.
Music is the emotional life of most people.
It's better to burn out, than to fade away.
Live music is better.
I'm KFC baby - you don't mess with the Colonel's recipe!
Barney Stinson in How I Met Your Mother - Season 7 Episode 20
2If there hadn't been women we'd still be squatting in a cave eating raw meat, because we made civilization in order to impress our girlfriends.
My father always said, "Never trust anyone whose TV is bigger than their book shelf" - so I make sure I read.
Look, if Michael Jordan's healthy, you don't let Scottie Pippen run the offense. Oh, you're from Canada, right. If Wayne Gretzky's healthy, you don't let François... what I'm saying is: hockey is stupid and I'm point guy!
Barney Stinson in How I Met Your Mother - Season 8 Episode 23
2What do you call an Asian Dwayne Johnson?
The Wok.
The Wok.