My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance.
You don't know what people are really like until they're under a lot of stress.
In my experience, it's all wonderful with girls until about 16. Around that time, boys kind of calm down and start focusing their testosterone. Girls get a little challenging, especially for fathers.
Electricity can be dangerous. My nephew tried to stick a penny into a plug. Whoever said a penny doesn't go far didn't see him shoot across that floor. I told him he was grounded.
Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pickup truck, and end up with a station wagon.
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Buzz Lightyear: "Excuse me, I think the word you're searching for is 'Space Ranger'."
Woody: "The word I'm searching for I can't say, because there's preschool toys present."
Woody: "The word I'm searching for I can't say, because there's preschool toys present."
Woody in Toy Story
We’re not preschool toys, Slinky. We can read.
Mr. Potato Head in Toy Story
Your'e right, Prospector. I can't stop Andy from growing up... but I wouldn't miss it for the world.
Woody in Toy Story
Rex: "No, no, no, no."
Buzz Lightyear: "Oh, you almost had him."
Rex: "I'm never gonna defeat Zurg!"
Buzz Lightyear: "Sure, you will, Rex. In fact, you're a better Buzz than I am."
Rex: "But look at my little arms! I can't press the 'fire' button and 'jump' at the same time!"
Buzz Lightyear: "Oh, you almost had him."
Rex: "I'm never gonna defeat Zurg!"
Buzz Lightyear: "Sure, you will, Rex. In fact, you're a better Buzz than I am."
Rex: "But look at my little arms! I can't press the 'fire' button and 'jump' at the same time!"
Alien toys: "You have saved our lives. We are eternally grateful."
Mrs. Potato-Head: "You saved their lives? My hero! They're so adorable. Let's adopt them!"
Alien toys: "Daddy!"
Mrs. Potato-Head: "You saved their lives? My hero! They're so adorable. Let's adopt them!"
Alien toys: "Daddy!"
Mo: "You got a clean record, and you're free and armed. How are you still complaining?"
Darby: "I got off for good behavior, not good attitude."
Darby: "I got off for good behavior, not good attitude."
Darby Steel in Lightyear
Darby: "You are the last person I wanna be stuck with in a life-and-death situation."
Mo: "Well, you're in luck, okay? 'Cause look around. This is just a 'death' situation!"
Mo: "Well, you're in luck, okay? 'Cause look around. This is just a 'death' situation!"
Mo Morrison in Lightyear
Izzy: "Let's review our objectives!"
Woman: "Kill the robots."
Man: "And don't die."
Woman: "'Don't die' is just something you wanna do every day."
Woman: "Kill the robots."
Man: "And don't die."
Woman: "'Don't die' is just something you wanna do every day."
I.V.A.N.: "You failed to reach hyperspeed."
Buzz: "Didn't need to hear that, I.V.A.N."
I.V.A.N.: "You didn't hear that. Oh, I'm sorry. I'll repeat."
Buzz: "Didn't need to hear that, I.V.A.N."
I.V.A.N.: "You didn't hear that. Oh, I'm sorry. I'll repeat."
I.V.A.N. in Lightyear
I.V.A.N.: "Mission failure imminent, please record your last words."
Buzz: "Not today, I.V.A.N."
I.V.A.N.: "If you are satisfied with this recording, speak or select one."
Buzz: "Not today, I.V.A.N."
I.V.A.N.: "If you are satisfied with this recording, speak or select one."
I.V.A.N. in Lightyear
You can leave Denver, but it will never leave you.
Denver is home to me, and to be recognized for my achievements in the sports community here is a great honor.
They say money can't buy happiness. But it can book your flight to Denver - which is kinda the same.
Every once in a while, it's important to adjust your altitude.
Welcome to colorful Colorado!
You don't need missionaries in Colorado; you got Colorado.
Colorado - fresh air and fond memories served daily.
Colorado - Switzerland of America.
Change and stress can make people feel powerless.
Do we have to know who's gay and who's straight? Can't we just love everybody and judge them by the car they drive?
Only those who dare truly live.
(Ferrari)
If there hadn't been women we'd still be squatting in a cave eating raw meat, because we made civilization in order to impress our girlfriends.
My father always said, "Never trust anyone whose TV is bigger than their book shelf" - so I make sure I read.
If one does not attach himself to people and desires, never shall his heart be broken. But then, does he ever truly live?
One should judge a man mainly from his depravities. Virtues can be faked. Depravities are real.
I'm much more proud of being a father than being an actor.
I dream of a day where I walk down the street and hear people talk about Morality, Sustainibility and Philoshophy instead of the Kardashians.
One candidate is too old and mentally unfit to be president. The other one is me.
Joe Biden - März 2024
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