The best Quotes by Dana Carvey

The best Quotes by Dana Carvey

Dana Thomas Carvey (born June 2, 1955) is an American stand-up comedian, actor, impressionist, screenwriter, and producer. Carvey is best known for his seven seasons as a cast member on the NBC sketch comedy series Saturday Night Live from 1986 to 1993, which earned him five consecutive Primetime Emmy Award nominations.

I think there's a big price to pay for consciousness, knowing that it's all going to end and we're mortal. I envy dogs. They don't know they're getting old! And they don't know it's towards the end. I mean, they never think, 'I used to get by on 16 hours of sleep a day. Now, if I don't get 19, I'm a wreck.'
The two things that can hurt you are if you need money or if you need fame. Those are the things that can be your Achilles heel. But if you don't need money and you don't need fame, then you're free.
I don't find biology as interesting as politics and humanism. I talk more about existential stuff.
I always grew up with, 'Question authority.'
I pretty much try to stay in a constant state of confusion just because of the expression it leaves on my face.

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This city is louder than a field of Montana grasshoppers. Y'know, the ones bigger than your thumb?
Montana girls - the kind of girl you can take home to meet your mom, but can outdrink your dad.
They say money can't buy happiness, but it can buy a flight to Montana - and that's pretty much the same thing.
One candidate is too old and mentally unfit to be president. The other one is me.
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What do you call an Asian Dwayne Johnson?
The Wok.
I'm paranoid. On my stationary bike, I have a rear view mirror.
When you're in love it's the most glorious two and a half days of your life.
I quit therapy because my analyst was trying to help me behind my back.

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