The best Quotes by Drew Carey

I'm down to earth; people sense that and they appreciate it.

As far as your personal goals are and what you actually want to do with your life, it should never have to do with the government. You should never depend on the government for your retirement, your financial security, for anything.

Liquor prohibition led to the rise of organized crime in America, and drug prohibition has led to the rise of the gang problems we have now.

The easiest diet is, you know, eat vegetables, eat fresh food!

There's no way I can justify my salary level, but I'm learning to live with it.

Biden has won so many times in Michigan now.
He's legally required to change his name to Ohio State.

There's nothing wrong with Ohio
Except the snow and the rain

East Coast style + Midwest charm = Ohio girl

Coming from southeast Ohio it's a very impoverished area and the poverty rate is almost two times the national average.

Ohio girls - the kind of girl you can take home to meet your mom, but can outdrink your dad.

Home is where the heart is and the heart is in Ohio.

If you don't like the weather in Southern Ohio, just wait 15 minutes.

Ohio girls have that inner glow that makes them more beautiful than any other girl.

If I were giving a young man advice as to how he might succeed in life, I would say to him, "pick out a good father and mother, and begin life in Ohio."

In Northeast Ohio, nothing is given. Everything is earned. You work for what you have.

I love Ohio.

As a boy, because I was born and raised in Ohio, about 60 miles north of Dayton, the legends of the Wrights have been in my memories as long as I can remember.

They say money can't buy happiness, but it can buy a flight to Ohio - and that's pretty much the same thing.

Don't waste so much time thinking about how much you weigh. There is no more mind-numbing, boring, idiotic, self-destructive diversion from the fun of living.

Robin: "I just finished a seven-day cleanse."
Marshall: "I thought you just started that yesterday."
Robin: "I finished early, okay?"

If anybody even tries to whisper the word "diet," I'm like, "You can go f- yourself!"

Just burnt 2000 calories.
That's the last time I will bake pizza while I sleep.

I always say, eat clean to stay fit, have a burger to stay sane.

I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people.

I love carbs, but denial is good training for the mind.

This is called farming. You kids are gonna grow all kinds of plants: Vegetable plants, pizza plants... oh, it's good to be home!

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie.

I hate eating vegetables. The only vegetables I eat are lettuce on a burger.

At least you'll never be a vegetable, even artichokes have hearts.

One candidate is too old and mentally unfit to be president. The other one is me.

What do you call an Asian Dwayne Johnson?
The Wok.

I'm paranoid. On my stationary bike, I have a rear view mirror.