I'm continually trying to make choices that put me against my own comfort zone. As long as you're uncomfortable, it means you're growing.
The failures that we have are sometimes expensive educations.
The scruffier your beard, the sharper you need to dress.
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Life begins outside the comfort zone!
But there are mistakes that are necessary. Sometimes you have to die a little bit to get back to live a little longer.
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If one does not attach himself to people and desires, never shall his heart be broken. But then, does he ever truly live?
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I never thought I'd see in my life a black candidate running for President.
One candidate is too old and mentally unfit to be president. The other one is me.
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