The best Quotes by Mary Wilson Little

He who devotes sixteen hours a day to hard study may become at sixty as wise as he thought himself at twenty.

There is no pleasure in having nothing to do; the fun is in having lots to do and not doing it.

Politeness is half good manners and half good lying.

The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education.

Never memorize what you can look up in books.

I never teach my pupils; I only attempt to provide the conditions in which they can learn.

There's a benefit about losing: you get to learn from your mistakes.

Education is an admirable thing. But it is well to remember from time to time that nothing that is worth knowing can be taught.

The difference between school and life? In school, you're taught a lesson and then given a test. In life, you're given a test that teaches you a lesson.

Intellectual growth should commence at birth and cease only at death.

My ambition is handicapped by laziness.

There is nothing like staying at home for real comfort.

Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.

Never put off until tomorrow what you can do today - for tomorrow's gonna be bad enough as it is.

I choose a lazy person to do a hard job. Because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it.

Most people don't have that willingness to break bad habits. They have a lot of excuses and they talk like victims.

Worthless people live only to eat and drink; people of worth eat and drink only to live.

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

"There's perfect men around every corner", said God an made the Earth round.

Working out makes people more comfortable with their naked bodies. So does Tequila.

Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.

Bacteria is the only culture some people have.

If you're not careful, Netflix & Chill can turn into Disney+ & Children pretty damn fast.

Work eight hours and sleep eight hours and make sure that they are not the same hours.

You've got to have fun in life. Otherwise, wow - imagine life without fun.

Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs.

Putting a little time aside for clean fun and good humor is very necessary to relieve the tensions of our time.

'Have fun' is my message. Be silly. You're allowed to be silly. There's nothing wrong with it.

Just play. Have fun. Enjoy the game.

If you obey all the rules you miss all the fun.

My philosophy is: If you can't have fun, there's no sense in doing it.

Lies are comforting. Truth is painful.

The bigger the lie, the more people believe in it.

Is a lie really a lie if it is honestly believed?

Give them the right lie and they'll believe it.

Which is worse: A lie that draws a smile or a truth that draws a tear?

A lie keeps growing and growing until it's as plain as the nose on your face.

Sometimes, lies are more interesting than the truth.

...yet, sadly, accidental rudeness occurs alarmingly often. Best to say nothing at all, my dear man.

I don't care if you're black, white, straight, bisexual, gay, lesbian, short, tall, fat, skinny, rich or poor. If you're nice to me, I'll be nice to you. Simple as that.

If you can't say somethin' nice, don't say nothin' at all.

Work hard, be kind, and amazing things will happen.

Wear a smile and have friends; wear a scowl and have wrinkles.

Kindness connects to who you are, while niceness connects to how you want to be seen.

The only man who is really free is the one who can turn down an invitation to dinner without giving an excuse.

One candidate is too old and mentally unfit to be president. The other one is me.

What do you call an Asian Dwayne Johnson?
The Wok.

I'm paranoid. On my stationary bike, I have a rear view mirror.

When you're in love it's the most glorious two and a half days of your life.