The best Quotes by Tom Lehrer

Life is like a piano. What you get out of it depends on how you play it.

Bad weather always looks worse through a window.

Sometimes you must hurt in order to know, fall in order to grow, lose in order to gain. Because life's greatest lessons are learned through pain.

The world will break your heart ten ways to Sunday. That's guaranteed.

Death is Peaceful, Life is Harder.

Well you can't never let anything happen to him. Then nothing would ever happen to him!

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain.

If no one in the entire world cared about you, did you really exist at all?

Love the life you live.
Live the life you love.

Our lives are defined by opportunities, even the ones we miss

If you can't find something to live for, you best find something to die for.

You have to die a few times before you can really live.

It's just that... I just think that some things are meant to be broken. Imperfect. Chaotic. It's the universe's way of providing contrast, you know? There have to be a few holes in the road. It's how life is.

Anything is possible if you got enough nerve.

To me, the very definition of the word "broken" suggests that something can be fixed.

Sometimes the right path is not the easiest one.

Once we accept our limits, we go beyond them.

How wonderful it is that nobody need wait a single moment before starting to improve the world.

There is no such thing as bad ideas. Just poorly executed awesome ideas.

What would life be if we had no courage to attempt anything?

If you give it your all, there's nothing to blame yourself for.

Sometimes you can do everything right and things will still go wrong. The key is to never stop doing right.

A dream is only a dream.. until you decide to make it real.

How others see you is not important. How you see yourself is everything.

Every time I see a piano, I have this urge to play it.

Without a piano I don't know how to stand, don't know what to do with my hands.

I always loved the piano because it's just a bunch of buttons. I like to push buttons.

I've always wanted to smash a guitar over someone's head. You just can't do that with a piano.

Conversation about the weather is the last refuge of the unimaginative.

You know what they say about weather in the Midwest. If you don't like it, wait an hour.

The weather and our moods are the same - they can both get gloomy. It's all right, though, because the sky will become even brighter after the rain.

Weatherman: "Hill Valley area weather this Saturday night. Mostly clear, with some scattered clouds."
Doc Brown: "Are you sure about this storm?"
Marty: "Since when can weathermen predict the weather, let alone the future?"

Wherever you go, no matter what the weather, always bring your own sunshine.

There is no such thing as bad weather, only different kinds of good weather.

In the Spring, I have counted 136 different kinds of weather inside of 24 hours.

Weather forecast for tonight: dark.

Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it.

One candidate is too old and mentally unfit to be president. The other one is me.

What do you call an Asian Dwayne Johnson?
The Wok.

I'm paranoid. On my stationary bike, I have a rear view mirror.

When you're in love it's the most glorious two and a half days of your life.