The best Quotes by Jim Carrey

The best Quotes by Jim Carrey

James Eugene Carrey (born January 17, 1962) is a Canadian and American actor and comedian. Among other films, he appeared in The Mask (1994), Dumb and Dumber (1994), Batman Forever (1995), How the Grinch Stole Christmas! (2000), Bruce Almighty (2003), Horton Hears a Who! (2008), and A Christmas Carol (2009).

I'm very serious about no alcohol, no drugs. Life is too beautiful.
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
A lot of good love can happen in ten years.
Life opens up opportunities to you, and you either take them or you stay afraid of taking them.

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And why do we fall, Bruce? So we can learn to pick ourselves up!
Alfred in Batman - Begins
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You see, madness, as you know, is like gravity. All it takes is a little push!
Joker in Batman - The Dark Knight
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Sometimes the truth isn't good enough, sometimes people deserve more. Sometimes people deserve to have their faith rewarded...
Batman in Batman - The Dark Knight
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I believe whatever doesn't kill you, simply makes you... stranger.
Joker in Batman - The Dark Knight
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Salvatore Maroni: "If it's so simple, why haven't you done it already?"
Joker: "If you're good at something, never do it for free!"
Joker in Batman - The Dark Knight
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The night is darkest just before the dawn. And I promise you, the dawn is coming.
Harvey Dent in Batman - The Dark Knight
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I could die right now, Clem. I'm just...happy. I've never felt that before. I'm just exactly where I want to be.
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I think your name is magical.
4
Adults are, like, this mess of sadness and phobias.
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Sand is overrated. It's just tiny, little rocks.
4
So, open your mouth, lad! For every voice counts!
3
A person's a person, no matter how small.
3
I love the smell of bananas in the morning!
And the luscious sound swelled, reaching up to the skies.
And the Grinch heard with his heart, and it tripled in size.
I've spent my entire life hating Christmas and everything about it. But now I see that it wasn't Christmas I hated, it was being alone. But I'm not alone anymore. And I have all of you to thank for it.
Grinch in The Grinch
But I think the most likely reason of all,
may have been that his heart was two sizes too small.
To kindness and love, the things we need most!
Grinch in The Grinch
Well, Santa had eight reindeer, he looks like he ate the other seven.
Grinch in The Grinch
Grinch: "Your daughter's kindness changed my life."
Donna Who: "That's my little girl."
Donna Who in The Grinch
For it is good to be children sometimes, and never better than at Christmas, when its mighty Founder was a child Himself.
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I will honour Christmas in my heart, and try to keep it all the year. I will live in the Past, the Present, and the Future.
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"Men's courses will foreshadow certain ends, to which, if persevered in, they must lead," said Scrooge. "But if the courses be departed from, the ends will change."
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Really, for a man who had been out of practice for so many years it was a splendid laugh!
2
No space of regret can make amends for one life's opportunity misused.
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There is nothing in the world so irresistibly contagious as laughter and good humor.
2
Then the Grinch thought of something he hadn't before
What if Christmas, he thought, doesn't come from a store
What if Christmas... perhaps... means a little bit more!
But I think that the most likely reason of all
May have been that his heart was two sizes too small.
Welcome Christmas. Bring your cheer,
Cheer to all Whos, far and near.
Christmas Day will always be
Just as long as we have we.
Welcome, Christmas, while we stand
Heart to heart and hand in hand.
And what happened then? Well, in Whoville they say
That the Grinch's small heart grew three sizes that day!
With a smile to his soul, he descended Mount Crumpet
Cheerily blowing "Who! Who!" on his trumpet.
Don't do drugs, don't have unprotected sex, don't be violent... leave that to me.
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Smart women love smart men more than smart men love smart women.
2
For the soul, laughing is what oxygen is for the lungs.
2
It's not about the absence of fear. It's overcoming it.
4
If there hadn't been women we'd still be squatting in a cave eating raw meat, because we made civilization in order to impress our girlfriends.
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My philosophy is: It's none of my business what people say of me and think of me.
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My father always said, "Never trust anyone whose TV is bigger than their book shelf" - so I make sure I read.
We think too much and feel too little.
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If one does not attach himself to people and desires, never shall his heart be broken. But then, does he ever truly live?
One should judge a man mainly from his depravities. Virtues can be faked. Depravities are real.
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