I like to play blackjack. I'm not addicted to gambling. I'm addicted to sitting in a semi-circle.
The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I'll never be as good as a wall.
Is a hippopotamus a hippopotamus, or just a really cool Opotamus?
My belt holds my pants up, but the belt loops hold my belt up. I don't really know what's happening down there. Who is the real hero?
My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.
I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that.
I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake.
I would imagine that if you could understand Morse code, a tap dancer would drive you crazy.
If I had nine of my fingers missing I wouldn't type any slower.
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You can't expect to hit the jackpot if you don't put a few nickels in the machine.
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When I'm not losing, the other guy can't win.
Every good tennis player has to have a short memory.
Finding someone you love and who loves you back is a wonderful, wonderful feeling. But finding a true soul mate is an even better feeling. A soul mate is someone who understands you like no other, loves you like no other, will be there for you forever, no matter what. They say that nothing lasts forever, but I am a firm believer in the fact that for some, love lives on even after we're gone.
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"I'll make eggs for breakfast. How do you want yours?"
"In a cheesecake!"
"In a cheesecake!"
In my eyes, refusing cake is an immoral act.
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1Dairy Queen is selling something called the Cheesecake Blizzard. It's a pound of ice cream with chunks of cheesecake in it. We have now reached the point where cheesecake is merely an ingredient.
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I wasn't born with enough middle fingers.
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1The conversation between your fingers and someone else's skin. This is the most important discussion you can ever have.
The fingers must be educated, the thumb is born knowing.
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