The best Quotes by Bill Cosby

The best Quotes by Bill Cosby

William Henry Cosby Jr. (born July 12, 1937) is an American comedian, actor, spokesman, and media personality.

I said to a guy, "Tell me, what is it about cocaine that makes it so wonderful," and he said, "Because it intensifies your personality." I said, "Yes, but what if you're an a-shole?"
Laughter brings out the child in all of us.
Social networking helps reach people easier and quicker.
Every closed eye is not sleeping, and every open eye is not seeing.
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I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
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The past is a ghost, the future a dream, and all we ever have is now.
Every closed eye is not sleeping, and every open eye is not seeing.
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In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure.
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Quotes about Bill Cosby

Marshall: "All pregnant ladies have crazy sex dreams. It's just her hormones going berserk."
Barney: "So who's responsible for her rapid thigh movement this time?"
Ted: "Oh, my favorite was when she banged George Washington."
Barney: "I liked the three-way with Bill Cosby and Papa Smurf."
Ted: "Oh, he smurfed the smurf out of her."
Marshall: "Yes, while The Cos smurfed off in the corner - we all remember."
Marshall Eriksen in How I Met Your Mother - Season 7 Episode 21

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Philadelphia is a hard working city. It's a blue-collar city and we tend to think that's the type of team we have. We got tough guys everywhere, we have guys who give it up for each other everywhere.
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Philadelphia, baby. You're gonna love it. Best sports fans in the world. Actually the worst, but that's what makes 'em the best.
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In Boston they ask, how much does he know? In New York, how much is he worth? In Philadelphia, who were his parents?
You can leave Philadelphia, but it will never leave you.
In England, they drive on the left side of the road.
In Pennsylvania we drive on what's left of the road.
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Marshall: "It's kind of a big, professional meeting. You might want to trade out that lollipop for a shirt."
Ted: "Yeah. I'll just give it to one of these kids."
Marshall: "Oh, buddy. You're half naked, you're not a parent to any of these children. Don't offer 'em candy!"
Marshall Eriksen in How I Met Your Mother - Season 8 Episode 9
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When you do one good deed, it creates a ripple effect. One good deed leads to another and another.
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What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh.
Marshall Eriksen in How I Met Your Mother - Season 8 Episode 7
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Marshall: "Excuse me, miss. When you get a chance, could you bring over a hundred shots of tequila please?"
Barney: "I'll have the same."
Marshall Eriksen in How I Met Your Mother - Season 7 Episode 22
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Your eyes can deceive you, don't trust them!
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No one can lie, no one can hide anything, when he looks directly into someone's eyes.
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When a woman is talking to you, listen to what she says with her eyes.
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Success is all about having the confidence to shoot for something even if it seems impossible.
The secret behind success isn't as much of a secret as people think. It's pretty simple. It's working as hard as you can to accomplish what you want.
No matter how successful you are, the haters will never go away.
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It's only once you've stopped, that you realize how hard it is to start again. So you force yourself not to want it.
Ted Mosby in How I Met Your Mother - Season 6 Episode 3
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Whatever you do in this life, it's not legendary, unless your friends are there to see it.
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If you're looking for the word that means caring for someone beyond all rationality and wanting them to have everything they want, no matter how much it destroys you, it's love!
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You smurfed with the wrong girl!
Smurfette in The Smurfs
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I am but a simple wizard with a simple desire: limitless power and world adulation! So why does it have to be so hard?
Gargamel in The Smurfs
I take quaaludes ten to fifteen times a day for my "back pain", adderall tostay focused, Xanax to take the edge off, pot to mellow me out, cocaine to wake me back up again and morphine well... 'cause its awesome.
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My son Jack once said to me, "Dad, do you think people are laughing with you or at you?"
I said, "I don't care as long as they're laughing."
She warned him not to be deceived by appearances, for beauty is found within.
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The number of "followers" you have does not make you better than anyone else. Hitler had millions, Jesus had 12.
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Saphira: "Live in the present, remember the past, and fear not the future, for it doesn't exist and never shall. There is only now."
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What the eye doesn't see and the mind doesn't know, doesn't exist.
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Robin: "No wait for it?"
Barney: "I've got you, I don't have to wait for it anymore."
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Kids, you can't cling to the past. Because no matter how tight you hold on... it's already gone.
Ted Mosby in How I Met Your Mother - Season 8 Episode 23
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Well, maybe this isn't a breakup. Maybe this is two friends getting back together.
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Your heart's talking to you, Barney. Do you have the guts to listen to it?
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Barney: "Why? What would you do with them?"
Quinn: "Nothing. I'd just sit around and watch them go out of style."
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One candidate is too old and mentally unfit to be president. The other one is me.
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