The best Quotes by Russell Crowe

If there is no blood on the line, it is not rugby league.

There's nothing like sitting back and talking to your cows.

I have respect for beer.

Australia... not just the country where Russell Crowe lives, but very much the Russell Crowe of countries.

Death smiles at us all. All a man can do is smile back.

It's a dream. A frightful dream... life is.

One kind word, one full hug, where you pressed me to your chest and held me tight... would have been like the sun on my heart for a thousand years.

Rome is the mob. Conjure magic for them, and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom, and still they'll roar.

Fratres! Three weeks from now, I will be harvesting my crops. Imagine where you will be, and it will be so. Hold the line! Stay with me! If you find yourself alone, riding in green fields with the sun on your face, do not be troubled. For you are in Elysium, and you're already dead! Brothers, what we do in life... echoes in eternity!

My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next!

There has to be a mathematical explanation for how bad your tie is.

Classes will dull your mind, destroy the potential for authentic creativity.

We never rob. We just sort of borrow a bit from those who can afford it.

Keep your chin up; someday there will be happiness again.

Germany... a country whose idea of a bedtime story is two children being left to die in the forest, before nearly being cooked and eaten and then murdering an old woman.

Australia... home of every animal that seems like it should already be extinct.

You should try rugy. It's good for releasing negative emotions.

Thanks cows. I appreciate your tastiness.

No son, you don't want to drink beer. That's for daddies, and kids with fake IDs.

For the soul, laughing is what oxygen is for the lungs.

It's not about the absence of fear. It's overcoming it.

If there hadn't been women we'd still be squatting in a cave eating raw meat, because we made civilization in order to impress our girlfriends.

My philosophy is: It's none of my business what people say of me and think of me.

My father always said, "Never trust anyone whose TV is bigger than their book shelf" - so I make sure I read.

We think too much and feel too little.

If one does not attach himself to people and desires, never shall his heart be broken. But then, does he ever truly live?

One should judge a man mainly from his depravities. Virtues can be faked. Depravities are real.

I'm much more proud of being a father than being an actor.

I dream of a day where I walk down the street and hear people talk about Morality, Sustainibility and Philoshophy instead of the Kardashians.

In order to get cheap accommodation in Australia, we like foreign people to do manual labour for us. Helping feed the cows is very important, they are the future of McDonald's.

One candidate is too old and mentally unfit to be president. The other one is me.