The best Quotes by Gloria Pritchett

The best Quotes by Gloria Pritchett

Jay: "I got you a little gift to celebrate. I know it’s not much...-"
Gloria: "It’s practically nothing!"
Modern Family - Season 6 Episode 22
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The good news is, Luke has his bike.
More good news, I taught some random kid a valuable lesson by stealing his bike.
Phil Dunphy in Modern Family - Season 1 Episode 3
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Sometimes I don't know if I love how much I fear Claire, or fear how much I love her.
Phil Dunphy in Modern Family - Season 5 Episode 1
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Mitchell: "We didn't just go to Vietnam for pleasure. We kinda have some big news."
Jay: "Oh God, if Cam comes out there with boobs, I'm leaving."
Jay Pritchett in Modern Family - Season 1 Episode 1
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Phil: "What a beautiful dress."
Gloria: "Thank you, Phil."
Phil: "Oh, okay."
Claire: "Phil! She said Phil, not feel!"
Claire Dunphy in Modern Family - Season 1 Episode 1
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Mitchell: "It's been five years now and he still does this thing were he announces himself before walking into any room we're in, just to make sure he doesn't ever see us kiss."
Cameron: "Wish my mother had that system. Remember?"
Cameron Tucker in Modern Family - Season 1 Episode 1
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Phil: "Little heads up - there's no way I'm not crying at this wedding."
Claire: "Phil, you cried on the way here."
Phil: "I was on the brink already. I watched 'Dirty Dancing' before we left."
Phil Dunphy in Modern Family - Season 5 Episode 1
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Gloria: "It seemd like all what we did was fight and make love. One time, I'm not kidding you, we fell out of the window together."
Jay: "Which one were you doing?"
Jay Pritchett in Modern Family - Season 1 Episode 1
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I'm a cool dad. That's my thang. I surf the web... I text LOL - Laugh Out Loud, OMG - Oh My God, WTF - Why The Face.
Phil Dunphy in Modern Family - Season 1 Episode 1
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Mitchell: "we've decided we really wanted to have a baby so, we initially asked one of our lesbian friends to be a surrogate."
Cameron: "Then we figured, they already mean enough, can you imagine one of them pregnant?"
Cameron Tucker in Modern Family - Season 1 Episode 1
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Alex: "Luke got his head stuck in the banister again."
Phil: "I got it. Where's the babyoil?"
Claire: "It's on our bedside tip- I Don't know, find it!"
Claire Dunphy in Modern Family - Season 1 Episode 1
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There are dreamers and there are realists in this world. You'd think the dreamers would find the dreamers and the realists would find the realists, but more often than not the opposite is true. You see, the dreamers need the realists to keep them from soaring too close to the sun. And the realists, well without the dreamers, they might not ever get off the ground.
Cameron Tucker in Modern Family - Season 3 Episode 9
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Success is 1% inspiration, 98% perspiration, and 2% attention to detail.
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Ted it's fine, I'm a child of divorce. You guys keep fighting all you want - as long as the expensive gifts keep coming.
Lily Aldrin in How I Met Your Mother - Season 7 Episode 22
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Every kid has that one gift they want more than anything for Christmas. This is the story of mine.
Jake Doyle in 8-Bit Christmas
Making a gift means to give something you'd actually like to keep.
The best presents don't come in boxes.
Christmas - The time of love and consciousness, until someone came up with the whole presents-thing.
I'm not materialistic. I believe in presents from the heart, like a drawing that a child does.
Alex: "What's Jagermeister?"
Phil: "Well, you know how in a fairytale there's always a potion that makes the princess fall asleep and then the guys start kissing her? Well, this is like that, except you don't wake up in a castle, you wake up in a frat house with a bad reputation."
Haley: "Dad, can you just please tell mom, that I can take a two hour break and go to a party?"
Phil: "No Ma'am, I'm not stepping into that one. We're not playing 'good cop - mom'.'"
Phil Dunphy in Modern Family - Season 2 Episode 3
You can tell a lot about a person from his biography.
Watch a sunrise at least once a day.
When life gives you lemonade, make lemons. Life will be all like, "What?!"
Dance, until your feet hurt. Sing, until your lungs hurt. Act, until you're William Hurt.
Sal: "Does Lily have any other plates? I don't let Sammy eat off this plastic."
Pepper: "How does she breastfeed him if she doesn't let him near plastic?"
Pepper Saltzman in Modern Family - Season 6 Episode 15
Teenagers. They're hormon-soaked brains aren't wired to think about anyone other than themselves.
Veronica Fisher in Shameless - Season 2 Episode 6

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