The best Quotes by Piper Halliwell

The power of three can set us free.

Prue: "Don't worry. We'll be safe here."
Piper: "Don't say that. In horror movies, the people that say that are always the next to die."

Paige: "We kick evil's ass every day."
Piper: "Sometimes twice a day."

Do you have anything that goes with combat boots? You know, for the mom to be who kicks some ass upon occasion.

Let's get this straight. You guys summoned me to a cage where my powers don't work, so we can all die together?

I know this may not sound very P.C., but I want romance. Long, slow kisses, late-night talks, candle lights. I love love.

We can't live together forever. What do we expect, to be sixty years old and still be sharing clothes and a cat?

Just because I protect the innocent doesn't mean I have to be innocent all of the time.

Phoebe Halliwell: "Prue's new look is perfect for an SHW."
Prue Halliwell: "SHW?"
Phoebe Halliwell: "Single Hot Witch."

Wrong things done for the right reasons - still the wrong thing.

If I had a dollar for every times an owl turned into a hot guy on our porch, I'd be rich.

I'm gonna win this fight and save your ass, that way I can kick it myself later!

The real world better start showing me some respect or I'm going to stop saving it every week!

You were a demon and a lawyer? Insert joke here.

She's like Piper light. All the personality without any of those messy emotions.

All right, don't call me "sweetie." You can't hold a person prisoner and then call them "sweetie"!

Yeah, ok. You're a monkey. Ohh, you're an angry monkey. Oh, you're pissed. You're PMS monkey?

Could someone please tell me how I ended up in a coffin?

Friday the 13th. The Demon of Fear appears once every thirteen hundred years on Friday the 13th. He feeds on the fears of witches for his survival.

Lip: "Hey, whoa. You really think they deserve your hard-earned money for that service?"
Frank: "Dine and dash?"
Lip: "Bite and bolt."
Frank: "Eat it and beat it?"

What can I say, once you go white, you always stay tight. Hey, I think I just insulted myself.