The best Quotes by Phil Dunphy

The best Quotes by Phil Dunphy

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The good news is, Luke has his bike.
More good news, I taught some random kid a valuable lesson by stealing his bike.
Modern Family - Season 1 Episode 3
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Sometimes I don't know if I love how much I fear Claire, or fear how much I love her.
Modern Family - Season 5 Episode 1
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Phil: "Little heads up - there's no way I'm not crying at this wedding."
Claire: "Phil, you cried on the way here."
Phil: "I was on the brink already. I watched 'Dirty Dancing' before we left."
Modern Family - Season 5 Episode 1
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I'm a cool dad. That's my thang. I surf the web... I text LOL - Laugh Out Loud, OMG - Oh My God, WTF - Why The Face.
Modern Family - Season 1 Episode 1
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Success is 1% inspiration, 98% perspiration, and 2% attention to detail.
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Alex: "What's Jagermeister?"
Phil: "Well, you know how in a fairytale there's always a potion that makes the princess fall asleep and then the guys start kissing her? Well, this is like that, except you don't wake up in a castle, you wake up in a frat house with a bad reputation."
Haley: "Dad, can you just please tell mom, that I can take a two hour break and go to a party?"
Phil: "No Ma'am, I'm not stepping into that one. We're not playing 'good cop - mom'.'"
Modern Family - Season 2 Episode 3
You can tell a lot about a person from his biography.
Watch a sunrise at least once a day.
When life gives you lemonade, make lemons. Life will be all like, "What?!"
Dance, until your feet hurt. Sing, until your lungs hurt. Act, until you're William Hurt.
The most amazing things that can happen to a human being will happen to you, if you just lower your expectations.
If you get pulled over for speeding, tell the policeman your spouse has diarrhea.
Always look people in the eye. Even if they're blind. Just say, 'I am looking you in the eye.'
If you love something, set it free. Unless it's a tiger.

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Mitchell: "It's been five years now and he still does this thing were he announces himself before walking into any room we're in, just to make sure he doesn't ever see us kiss."
Cameron: "Wish my mother had that system. Remember?"
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Gloria: "It seemd like all what we did was fight and make love. One time, I'm not kidding you, we fell out of the window together."
Jay: "Which one were you doing?"
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Mitchell: "we've decided we really wanted to have a baby so, we initially asked one of our lesbian friends to be a surrogate."
Cameron: "Then we figured, they already mean enough, can you imagine one of them pregnant?"
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Alex: "Luke got his head stuck in the banister again."
Phil: "I got it. Where's the babyoil?"
Claire: "It's on our bedside tip- I Don't know, find it!"
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There are dreamers and there are realists in this world. You'd think the dreamers would find the dreamers and the realists would find the realists, but more often than not the opposite is true. You see, the dreamers need the realists to keep them from soaring too close to the sun. And the realists, well without the dreamers, they might not ever get off the ground.
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Sal: "Does Lily have any other plates? I don't let Sammy eat off this plastic."
Pepper: "How does she breastfeed him if she doesn't let him near plastic?"
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Jotham: "I'm leaving early to go to a hockey game. Kings versus Blackhawks."
Pepper: "Wow, they can call a team that?"
Jotham: "Black-h-awks!"
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My baby belongs to me!
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Sorry for the interruption, folks, but I always do the last dance of the season. This year somebody told me not to. So I'm gonna do my kind of dancin' with a great partner, who's not only a terrific dancer, but somebody... who's taught me... that there are people willing to stand up for other people no matter what it costs them. Somebody who's taught me about the kind of person I wanna be. Miss Frances Houseman.
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Success is all about having the confidence to shoot for something even if it seems impossible.
The hope is there. The sun is rising. Our best days are yet to come.
Life is a lemon and I want my money back.
Assumptions are the termites of relationships.
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A blind man can see how much I love you.
Peace never lasts long in the world of the big cats.
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