Quotes and Sayings about Ice Cream

You can't ruin a friendship with sex. That's like trying to ruin ice cream with chocolate sprinkles

Rajesh Koothrappali in The Big Bang Theory - Season 5 Episode 1

Hey kid, you know how your mom won't let you have icecream 'til after dinner, but then the waiting kind of makes it taste better? Well, I've been waiting two months for that bowl of ice cream - and tonight I'm gonna have sex with it.

Barney Stinson in How I Met Your Mother - Season 7 Episode 7

Quick, look! Up in the sky! Look at that scorching sun, it's like a blast furnace! You know what this means? It means we have to drop everything, right now, and make a run for the ice cream store! We need to get two of the biggest cones they sell, and then it's an all-out race to see who can finish before it melts!

Navia in Genshin Impact

Wasp 1: "Maybe we should stop acting so aggressive around humans. Our reputation's pretty bad."
Wasp 2: "Yeah, you're right. But... isn't that our ice cream this human over there is eating?"

Wasps

The best way to teach your kids about taxes is by eating 30% of their ice cream.

Bill Murray

Taxes

Waiter: "Two scoops of ice cream, sir?"
Kevin: "Two? Make it three. I'm not driving."

Kevin McCallister in Home Alone - 2: Lost in New York

Dairy Queen is selling something called the Cheesecake Blizzard. It's a pound of ice cream with chunks of cheesecake in it. We have now reached the point where cheesecake is merely an ingredient.

Jay Leno

Pies & Cakes

Dear frozen yogurt, you are the celery of desserts. Be ice cream, or be nothing.

Ron Swanson in Parks and Recreation

I can't recall the food pyramid right now... how many servings of ice cream should I be eating today again?

One woman? That's like saying there's only one flavor of ice cream for you. Let me tell you something. There's lots of flavors out there. Rocky road, and cookie dough, and bing cherry vanilla. You can get them with jimmies, or nuts, or whipped cream. Welcome back to the world, grab a spoon!

Joey Tribbiani in Friends - Season 1 Episode 1

Macho-Jokes

Lord, give me coffee to change the things I can and ice cream to accept the things I can't.

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Summer romances end for all kinds of reasons. But when all is said and done, they have one thing in common: They are shooting stars-a spectacular moment of light in the heavens, a fleeting glimpse of eternity. And in a flash, they're gone.

Nicholas Sparks in The Notebook

Summer Shooting Stars

And so with the sunshine and the great bursts of leaves growing on the trees, just as things grow in fast movies, I had that familiar conviction that life was beginning over again with the summer.

F. Scott Fitzgerald in The Great Gatsby

Summer

In the midst of winter, I found there was, within me, an invincible summer.

Albert Camus

Summer Winter

The Germans have six months of winter and six months of no summer.

Napoléon Bonaparte

Summer Germany Winter

If a June night could talk, it would probably boast it invented romance.

Bernard Williams

Summer Night June

Summer is a promissory note signed in June, its long days spent and gone before you know it, and due to be repaid next January.

Hal Borland

Summer Winter January June

Like a welcome summer rain, humor may suddenly cleanse and cool the earth, the air and you.

Langston Hughes

Summer Humor & Comedy Air

Summer is the time when it is too hot to do the job that it was too cold to do last winter.

Mark Twain

Summer

It feels like I'm under-summered again.

Summer Vacations

Summer is for everyone. No matter how life changes, no matter how many things happen this year, summer will never disappear, just like the love between people.

Alice of the Hexenzirkel in Genshin Impact

Summer

Everything good, everything magical happens between the months of June and August.

Jenny Han

Summer June July August

I've never heard the words "only" and "candy" in the same sentence before.

Eric Cartman in South Park - Season 6 Episode 12

Sweets & Candy

Dear cookies, that isn't fat, it's external storage for more of you.

Sweets & Candy Cookies

You have to be very careful with sweets. That powerful sense of satisfaction... it weakens your willpower and makes you relaxed. It only takes a few bites to get addicted, and with long-term consumption, you'll slowly but surely lose your edge.

Yelan in Genshin Impact

Sweets & Candy

Like any sugary treat, it tasted heavenly at first, but if you gorged on it, you'd be sick.

Emma Scott in All In

Sweets & Candy

We elves try to stick to the four main food groups - candy, candy canes, candy corns, and syrup.

Buddy in Elf

Sweets & Candy

Sometimes I think that the one thing I love most about being an adult is the right to buy candy whenever and wherever I want.

Ryan Gosling

Sweets & Candy

Candy is the soul's vegetable.

Sweets & Candy

Raj: "Hey, look, I found an iPod!"
Howard: "Smashed beyond repair - what are you going to do with it?"
Raj: "What else? Sell it on ebay as 'slightly used'."

Rajesh Koothrappali in The Big Bang Theory - Season 1 Episode 17

eBay

That's the great thing about California, you can almost go to the mountains and almost go to the beach on the same day.

Leonard Hofstadter in The Big Bang Theory - Season 11 Episode 11

California

If you want more sex, just ask for it.

Damon Salvatore in The Vampire Diaries

Sex Erotic Quotes

Whatever you do in this life, it's not legendary, unless your friends are there to see it.

Barney Stinson in How I Met Your Mother - Season 9 Episode 17

It's only once you've stopped, that you realize how hard it is to start again. So you force yourself not to want it.

Ted Mosby in How I Met Your Mother - Season 6 Episode 3

Breakup Beginning

People say that a secret shared is a secret no more, but I like to think that true friends keep each other's secrets.

Navia in Genshin Impact

Secrets

I'd love to be a wasp. First, I'm gonna ruin someone's BBQ and then I'll drown myself in their beer.

Barbecue Wasps

Life is so damn short. For f's sake, just do what makes you happy!

Bill Murray

Life

If giving tax breaks to millionaires created jobs or grew our economy, I would be in favor of them, but they are the same failed policies of the past that just don't work.

Tim Walz

Taxes

You can be too old for a lot of things, but you're never too old to be afraid.

Old Man Marley in Home Alone

The crime problem in New York is getting really serious. The other day the Statue of Liberty had both hands up.

Jay Leno

Crime New York City

"I'll make eggs for breakfast. How do you want yours?"
"In a cheesecake!"

Pies & Cakes Eggs

If you don't believe in love, what's the point of living?

Ron Swanson in Parks and Recreation

Jogging is the worst. I know it keeps you healthy, but God, at what cost?

Ann Perkins in Parks and Recreation - Season 4 Episode 7

Sports Jogging

Nice try. You see, the Netherlands is this make-believe place where Peter Pan and Tinkerbell come from.

Joey Tribbiani in Friends - Season 3 Episode 9

Peter Pan Netherlands

Joey: "Pheebs, wanna help?"
Phoebe: "I wish I could, but I don't want to."

Phoebe Buffay in Friends - Season 1 Episode 1

Women have to be able to remain silent. A woman without silence is like a car without breaks.

Charles Aznavour

Being Silent Cars Macho-Jokes

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