Quotes and Sayings about Ice Cream

You can't ruin a friendship with sex. That's like trying to ruin ice cream with chocolate sprinkles

Hey kid, you know how your mom won't let you have icecream 'til after dinner, but then the waiting kind of makes it taste better? Well, I've been waiting two months for that bowl of ice cream - and tonight I'm gonna have sex with it.

Quick, look! Up in the sky! Look at that scorching sun, it's like a blast furnace! You know what this means? It means we have to drop everything, right now, and make a run for the ice cream store! We need to get two of the biggest cones they sell, and then it's an all-out race to see who can finish before it melts!

Wasp 1: "Maybe we should stop acting so aggressive around humans. Our reputation's pretty bad."
Wasp 2: "Yeah, you're right. But... isn't that our ice cream this human over there is eating?"

The best way to teach your kids about taxes is by eating 30% of their ice cream.

Waiter: "Two scoops of ice cream, sir?"
Kevin: "Two? Make it three. I'm not driving."

Dairy Queen is selling something called the Cheesecake Blizzard. It's a pound of ice cream with chunks of cheesecake in it. We have now reached the point where cheesecake is merely an ingredient.

Dear frozen yogurt, you are the celery of desserts. Be ice cream, or be nothing.

I can't recall the food pyramid right now... how many servings of ice cream should I be eating today again?

One woman? That's like saying there's only one flavor of ice cream for you. Let me tell you something. There's lots of flavors out there. Rocky road, and cookie dough, and bing cherry vanilla. You can get them with jimmies, or nuts, or whipped cream. Welcome back to the world, grab a spoon!

Lord, give me coffee to change the things I can and ice cream to accept the things I can't.

Summer romances end for all kinds of reasons. But when all is said and done, they have one thing in common: They are shooting stars-a spectacular moment of light in the heavens, a fleeting glimpse of eternity. And in a flash, they're gone.

And so with the sunshine and the great bursts of leaves growing on the trees, just as things grow in fast movies, I had that familiar conviction that life was beginning over again with the summer.

In the midst of winter, I found there was, within me, an invincible summer.

The Germans have six months of winter and six months of no summer.

If a June night could talk, it would probably boast it invented romance.

Summer is a promissory note signed in June, its long days spent and gone before you know it, and due to be repaid next January.

Like a welcome summer rain, humor may suddenly cleanse and cool the earth, the air and you.

Summer is the time when it is too hot to do the job that it was too cold to do last winter.

It feels like I'm under-summered again.

Summer is for everyone. No matter how life changes, no matter how many things happen this year, summer will never disappear, just like the love between people.

Everything good, everything magical happens between the months of June and August.

I've never heard the words "only" and "candy" in the same sentence before.

Dear cookies, that isn't fat, it's external storage for more of you.

You have to be very careful with sweets. That powerful sense of satisfaction... it weakens your willpower and makes you relaxed. It only takes a few bites to get addicted, and with long-term consumption, you'll slowly but surely lose your edge.

Like any sugary treat, it tasted heavenly at first, but if you gorged on it, you'd be sick.

We elves try to stick to the four main food groups - candy, candy canes, candy corns, and syrup.

Sometimes I think that the one thing I love most about being an adult is the right to buy candy whenever and wherever I want.

Candy is the soul's vegetable.

Raj: "Hey, look, I found an iPod!"
Howard: "Smashed beyond repair - what are you going to do with it?"
Raj: "What else? Sell it on ebay as 'slightly used'."

That's the great thing about California, you can almost go to the mountains and almost go to the beach on the same day.

If you want more sex, just ask for it.

Whatever you do in this life, it's not legendary, unless your friends are there to see it.

It's only once you've stopped, that you realize how hard it is to start again. So you force yourself not to want it.

People say that a secret shared is a secret no more, but I like to think that true friends keep each other's secrets.

I'd love to be a wasp. First, I'm gonna ruin someone's BBQ and then I'll drown myself in their beer.

Life is so damn short. For f's sake, just do what makes you happy!

Having a lower tax, simpler, fairer, flatter tax system is something that can drive growth.

You can be too old for a lot of things, but you're never too old to be afraid.

The crime problem in New York is getting really serious. The other day the Statue of Liberty had both hands up.

"I'll make eggs for breakfast. How do you want yours?"
"In a cheesecake!"

If you don't believe in love, what's the point of living?

Jogging is the worst. I know it keeps you healthy, but God, at what cost?

Nice try. You see, the Netherlands is this make-believe place where Peter Pan and Tinkerbell come from.

Love lasts forever, you know? Nothing like it in this lifetime. Money in the bank.

Women have to be able to remain silent. A woman without silence is like a car without breaks.