The best Quotes and Sayings about Ice Cream

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You can't ruin a friendship with sex. That's like trying to ruin ice cream with chocolate sprinkles

SexRajesh Koothrappali in The Big Bang Theory, Season 5 Episode 1

Hey kid, you know how your mom won't let you have icecream 'til after dinner, but then the waiting kind of makes it taste better? Well, I've been waiting two months for that bowl of ice cream - and tonight I'm gonna have sex with it.

Barney Stinson in How I Met Your Mother, Season 7 Episode 7

Wasp 1: "Maybe we should stop acting so aggressive around humans. Our reputation's pretty bad."
Wasp 2: "Yeah, you're right. But... isn't that our ice cream this human over there is eating?"


The best way to teach your kids about taxes is by eating 30% of their ice cream.

TaxesBill Murray

Waiter: "Two scoops of ice cream, sir?"
Kevin: "Two? Make it three. I'm not driving."

Home Alone - 2: Lost in New York, by Kevin McCallister

Dairy Queen is selling something called the Cheesecake Blizzard. It's a pound of ice cream with chunks of cheesecake in it. We have now reached the point where cheesecake is merely an ingredient.

Jay Leno

Dear frozen yogurt, you are the celery of desserts. Be ice cream, or be nothing.

Ron Swanson in Parks and Recreation

One woman? That's like saying there's only one flavor of ice cream for you. Let me tell you something. There's lots of flavors out there. Rocky road, and cookie dough, and bing cherry vanilla. You can get them with jimmies, or nuts, or whipped cream. Welcome back to the world, grab a spoon!

Macho-JokesJoey Tribbiani in Friends, Season 1 Episode 1