The best Quotes from Ice Age

You're a little low on the food chain to be mouthin' off, aren't ya?

Diego

Sid: "Manny, aren't you forgettin' somethin'?"
Manny: "No."
Sid: "But you just saved him."
Manny: "Yeah, well I'm still trying to get rid of the last thing I saved."

Manny

Sid: "Boy, for a second there, I actually thought you were gonna eat me!"
Diego: "I don't eat junk food."

Diego

Parents, please do not leave your children unattended. All unattended children will be eaten!

Vulture in Ice Age - 2: The Meltdown

Diego: "Why did you do that? You could've died trying to save me."
Manny: "That's what you do in a herd: you look out for each other."

Manny

Sid: "You know? This whole ice age thing is getting old. You know what I could go for? A global warming."
Diego: "Keep dreaming."

Diego

Oh, isn't there someone else you can annoy? Friends? Family? Poisonous reptiles?

Manny

After we rescue Sid, I'm going to kill him.

Manny in Ice Age - 3: Dawn of the Dinosaurs

Sid: "Maybe we could rapidly evolve into water creatures?"
Diego: "That's genius, Sid."
Sid: "Call me 'Squid'."

Sid in Ice Age - 2: The Meltdown

Rule number one: always listen to Buck! Rule number two: stay in the middle of the trail! Rule number three: he who has gas travels at the back of the pack.

Buck Wild in Ice Age - 3: Dawn of the Dinosaurs

Sid: "Look, the tigers are just playing tag with the antelope... with their teeth!"
Diego: "Come on Sid, let's play tag. You're it."

Diego

If your species will continue, clap your hands!

Sid in Ice Age - 2: The Meltdown

Sid: "It's a boy!"
Diego: "That's its tail."
Sid: "It's a girl!"

Sid in Ice Age - 3: Dawn of the Dinosaurs

With my little stick in my highly evolved brain I shall create fire!

Sid

Manny: "So, you think she's the girl for me?"
Sid: "Oh, yeah! She's tons of fun, and you're no fun at all! She... completes you!"

Sid in Ice Age - 2: The Meltdown

Manny: "Don't listen to him; Fast Tony would sell his own mother for a grape."
Fast Tony: "Are you making an offer? I mean... no, I would not!"

Fast Tony in Ice Age - 2: The Meltdown

Ellie: "I thought those guys were extinct?!"
Manny: "Well, then that is one angry fossil."

Manny in Ice Age - 3: Dawn of the Dinosaurs

Let's get something straight here. Okay? There is no "we". There never was a "we". In fact, without me, it wouldn't even be a "you"!

Manny

Sid: "But he started it!"
Manny: "I don't care who started it, I'll finish it!"

Manny

I just did something involuntary.... and messy.

Sid in Ice Age - 2: The Meltdown

Buck: "Everybody stop! I smell something. Smells like a buzzard's butt fell off and then got sprayed on by a bunch of skunks!"
Diego: "That's Sid."

Diego in Ice Age - 3: Dawn of the Dinosaurs

You're an embarrassment to nature, y'know that?

Manny

If you find a mate in life, you should be loyal. In your case, grateful.

Manny

Manny: "When, exactly, did you lose your mind?"
Buck: "Three months ago. I woke up one morning married to a pineapple! An ugly pineapple! But I loved her."

Buck Wild in Ice Age - 3: Dawn of the Dinosaurs

Manny: "Okay, you. Check for poop!"
Sid: "Hey, why am I the poop-checker?"
Manfred: "Because returning the runt was your idea, because you're small and insignificant, and because I'll pummel you if you don't."

Manny

Crash: "Why do they call it the Chasm of Death?"
Buck: "We tried calling it the Big Smelly Crack. But that just made everybody giggle."

Buck Wild in Ice Age - 3: Dawn of the Dinosaurs

You, ma'am! You look like a fat, hairy beast! How would like to lose a ton or two?

Fast Tony in Ice Age - 2: The Meltdown

I've eaten things that didn't complain this much.

Diego

That was the bravest thing I ever saw. Oh, that wasn't a compliment! To a opossum bravery's just dumb.

Ellie in Ice Age - 2: The Meltdown

I don't know about you guys, but we are the weirdest herd I've ever seen.

Sid

He's never gonna let up on you. It'd be easier for all of us if you'd just go with it.

Diego in Ice Age - 2: The Meltdown

Manfred: "Hey, can we have our melon back? Junior's hungry."
Dodo: "No way! This is our private stockpile for the Ice Age! Sub-arctic temperatures will force us underground for a billion, billion years!"

Sid: "From now on, you'll have to refer to me as 'Sid, Lord of the Flame'!"
Manny: "Hey, Lord of the Flame, your tail's on fire."

Manny

Manny, brink of extinction is a bad time to be picky.

Sid in Ice Age - 2: The Meltdown

Diego: "You calling me a liar?"
Sid: "I didn't say that."
Diego: "You were thinking it."
Sid: "I don't like this cat. He reads minds."

Sid

Manny: "Guys, don't talk to guys about guy problems. They just punch each other on the shoulder."
Ellie: "That's stupid."
Manny: "To a girl. To a guy that's, like, six months of therapy!"

Manny in Ice Age - 3: Dawn of the Dinosaurs

Sid, whatever you're doing, it's a bad idea!

Manny in Ice Age - 3: Dawn of the Dinosaurs

Buck Wild: "The Lost World. The world's most dangerous place."
Crash: "Wait a minute, can you repeat that? I had a marshmallow in my ear."

Ice Age - 6: Adventures of Buck Wild

Phew! Well, don't that put the "stink" in "Extinction?"

Sid in Ice Age - 2: The Meltdown

No buts. You can play extinction later!

Ice Age - 2: The Meltdown

Doesn't anyone love me? Isn't there anyone who cares about Sid the Sloth?

Sid

I'm not going extinct!

Manny in Ice Age - 2: The Meltdown

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Wanda Sykes

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Wanda Sykes

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Wanda Sykes

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