The best Quotes from Ice Age

You're a little low on the food chain to be mouthin' off, aren't ya?

Sid: "Manny, aren't you forgettin' somethin'?"
Manny: "No."
Sid: "But you just saved him."
Manny: "Yeah, well I'm still trying to get rid of the last thing I saved."

Sid: "Boy, for a second there, I actually thought you were gonna eat me!"
Diego: "I don't eat junk food."

Parents, please do not leave your children unattended. All unattended children will be eaten!

Diego: "Why did you do that? You could've died trying to save me."
Manny: "That's what you do in a herd: you look out for each other."

Sid: "You know? This whole ice age thing is getting old. You know what I could go for? A global warming."
Diego: "Keep dreaming."

Oh, isn't there someone else you can annoy? Friends? Family? Poisonous reptiles?

After we rescue Sid, I'm going to kill him.

Sid: "Maybe we could rapidly evolve into water creatures?"
Diego: "That's genius, Sid."
Sid: "Call me 'Squid'."

Rule number one: always listen to Buck! Rule number two: stay in the middle of the trail! Rule number three: he who has gas travels at the back of the pack.

Sid: "Look, the tigers are just playing tag with the antelope... with their teeth!"
Diego: "Come on Sid, let's play tag. You're it."

If your species will continue, clap your hands!

Sid: "It's a boy!"
Diego: "That's its tail."
Sid: "It's a girl!"

With my little stick in my highly evolved brain I shall create fire!

Manny: "So, you think she's the girl for me?"
Sid: "Oh, yeah! She's tons of fun, and you're no fun at all! She... completes you!"

Manny: "Don't listen to him; Fast Tony would sell his own mother for a grape."
Fast Tony: "Are you making an offer? I mean... no, I would not!"

Ellie: "I thought those guys were extinct?!"
Manny: "Well, then that is one angry fossil."

Let's get something straight here. Okay? There is no "we". There never was a "we". In fact, without me, it wouldn't even be a "you"!

Sid: "But he started it!"
Manny: "I don't care who started it, I'll finish it!"

I just did something involuntary.... and messy.

Buck: "Everybody stop! I smell something. Smells like a buzzard's butt fell off and then got sprayed on by a bunch of skunks!"
Diego: "That's Sid."

You're an embarrassment to nature, y'know that?

If you find a mate in life, you should be loyal. In your case, grateful.

Manny: "When, exactly, did you lose your mind?"
Buck: "Three months ago. I woke up one morning married to a pineapple! An ugly pineapple! But I loved her."

Manny: "Okay, you. Check for poop!"
Sid: "Hey, why am I the poop-checker?"
Manfred: "Because returning the runt was your idea, because you're small and insignificant, and because I'll pummel you if you don't."

Crash: "Why do they call it the Chasm of Death?"
Buck: "We tried calling it the Big Smelly Crack. But that just made everybody giggle."

You, ma'am! You look like a fat, hairy beast! How would like to lose a ton or two?

I've eaten things that didn't complain this much.

That was the bravest thing I ever saw. Oh, that wasn't a compliment! To a opossum bravery's just dumb.

I don't know about you guys, but we are the weirdest herd I've ever seen.

He's never gonna let up on you. It'd be easier for all of us if you'd just go with it.

Manfred: "Hey, can we have our melon back? Junior's hungry."
Dodo: "No way! This is our private stockpile for the Ice Age! Sub-arctic temperatures will force us underground for a billion, billion years!"

Sid: "From now on, you'll have to refer to me as 'Sid, Lord of the Flame'!"
Manny: "Hey, Lord of the Flame, your tail's on fire."

Manny, brink of extinction is a bad time to be picky.

Diego: "You calling me a liar?"
Sid: "I didn't say that."
Diego: "You were thinking it."
Sid: "I don't like this cat. He reads minds."

Manny: "Guys, don't talk to guys about guy problems. They just punch each other on the shoulder."
Ellie: "That's stupid."
Manny: "To a girl. To a guy that's, like, six months of therapy!"

Sid, whatever you're doing, it's a bad idea!

Buck Wild: "The Lost World. The world's most dangerous place."
Crash: "Wait a minute, can you repeat that? I had a marshmallow in my ear."

Phew! Well, don't that put the "stink" in "Extinction?"

No buts. You can play extinction later!

Doesn't anyone love me? Isn't there anyone who cares about Sid the Sloth?

I'm not going extinct!