Quotes from I Hate Christmas

Had I listened to other people, I'd have done less than half of the things I've done in my life.

"The last time you had sex?"
Gianna: "With someone else you mean?"

Gianna: "It's impossible to find a man in 24 days, even if I wanted to."
"Let's create a Tinder profile."
"No!"

Christmas doesn't care about your happiness. The one thing that matters is if you have a family. But I shall not bend. I am proud of my independence. I don't need a boyfriend to be happy.

Top or bottom is the same. Christmas is a pain.