On a very special night every year, legend has it that a jolly old man in a red suit flies through the air and brings gifts, laughter, and joy to children everywhere.Santa Claus, Holy NightI Believe in Santa
Lisa: "I cannot wait for wiener ads next to my article."
Grant: "Yeah, well, we got to keep the lights on. Oh, did you mention the ski pants?"
Lisa: "It is an article about the Fourth of July..."
Lisa: "What was your booth for again?"
Tom: "It was free legal advice. I'm a lawyer."
Lisa: "So you are a creep."
Independence Day. Best holiday on the calendar. The Fourth of July never lets you down. It's just simple, summer fun with games, parades, concerts, burgers, hot dogs and bursts of fiery embers in the sky. There's no cooking a turkey for six hours. No cross-country travel through snow and ice, no feeling pressure to spend money.Independence DayI Believe in Santa, by Lisa