The best Quotes from I Believe in Santa

On a very special night every year, legend has it that a jolly old man in a red suit flies through the air and brings gifts, laughter, and joy to children everywhere.

Lisa: "I cannot wait for wiener ads next to my article."
Grant: "Yeah, well, we got to keep the lights on. Oh, did you mention the ski pants?"
Lisa: "It is an article about the Fourth of July..."

Lisa: "What was your booth for again?"
Tom: "It was free legal advice. I'm a lawyer."
Lisa: "So you are a creep."

Independence Day. Best holiday on the calendar. The Fourth of July never lets you down. It's just simple, summer fun with games, parades, concerts, burgers, hot dogs and bursts of fiery embers in the sky. There's no cooking a turkey for six hours. No cross-country travel through snow and ice, no feeling pressure to spend money.

Haven't Luke Skywalker and Santa Claus affected your lives more than most real people in this room? I mean, whether Jesus is real or not, he's had a bigger impact on the world than any of us have. And the same could be said of Bugs Bunny... and Superman and Harry Potter. They've changed my life, changed the way I act on the Earth. Doesn't that make them kind of real?

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.

I still believe in Santa, the Easter Bunny, the Tooth Fairy and true love. Don't even try to tell me different.

On Christmas Eve, hearts unite in loving harmony. Candlelight illuminates the silence as we gather around the adorned tree. Together, we share joy and gratitude, feeling the magic of Christmas. In these precious moments, we recognize the true value of family and compassion. May the spirit of Christmas Eve forever touch our hearts.

Christmas Eve is like a marathon for Santa Claus. He sprints from house to house to deliver gifts. But sometimes, even he goes off track: getting stuck in chimneys, losing his sleigh, or even forgetting where he parked his reindeer! At the end of the day, he's completely exhausted, but happy to have brought joy to people all around the world.

On Christmas Eve, people gather in their humble abodes to celebrate the arrival of the Lord. The candles illuminate the room, and the scent of pine fills the air. They fervently pray for peace and grace, while the crackling fireplace warms their hearts. A feast of love that envelops the souls and nurtures hope for a brighter future.

Those who understand the rules can delineate boundaries, and identify gray areas.

Lawyers are like nuclear weapons, I've got em 'cause everyone else has. But as soon as you use them they screw everything up.

We're lawyers. Managing risk is what we do.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.

We may have all come on different ships, but we're in the same boat now.

Then conquer we must, when our cause it is just,
And this be our motto: "In God is our trust"
And the star-spangled banner in triumph shall wave
O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave!

Even in the darkness, diamonds still shine.

Everyone likes to think they're a good person. But good can't exist without evil. Pleasure without pain.

Don't ever forget that when you play with fire, you will get burned.

Why would anyone want to be a pirate? It's the best thing there is. Wind in your back. The salty sea air. Loyal crew by your side.

There's no need for words... Just answer one question for me, Ace... Was I a good father?

Forgetting is like a wound. The wound may heal, but it has already left a scar.

What if everything that came from the past were influenced by the future?

There was this sadness in his eyes. The kind you sometimes see in those who want to die, but life won’t let them.

Most people are nothing but pawns on a chessboard led by an unknown hand.

It takes much more courage to be in love than it does for war.

In the end, love is a good reason for everything to fall apart.

In matters of the heart there is the lover and the beloved. The lover lives with passion, full commitment and romanticism. The beloved is limited to being idolized.

Don't exploit an advantage just because it emerges; wait until the optimal moment, then strike.

Drinking alone is like sh*tting in company.

Chaos is the most dangerous thing in this world. It is all around us all the time. Volatile and powerful. Magic is organizing chaos.

Ats Ayittey: "Excuse me but this is the quiet carriage."
Stefan Tovell: "Shut the f*ck up then."

Trust is a luxury we can't afford in this game.

Money ain't the only power that exists in this world.

"Hey. Do you like bad boys?"
"Sure do. Let me know if you find one."

He is my all-time favorite person. And I want us to live a hundred years and die at the exact same moment. And I want our souls to find each other on the other side as soon as possible, so we can fall in love and make more babies, and do it all over again. I just also want him to f*ck my brains out.

Before I met him, I'd been contorted into at least 73% of the positions in the Kama Sutra - as should we all.

Marcus: "My bike. It's gone. She took it."
Max: "So that's like Grand Theft Auto. Or Grand Theft Bike."

Ellen: "Ten minutes, or I'm taking away your phone."
Marcus: "Good. We're wasting our lives chained to these screens for our dopamine hits. Does it actually make us more fulfilled? No."
Max: "If I could have my phone surgically embedded into my hand, I would."

We celebrate a holiday that praises our success at genocide. It's a white celebration of colonization. That's not sadistic enough. We package it up with the image of a happy, smiling turkey. The emblem of the holiday is the animal that we slaughter en masse.

Aimee: "Did you know you need, like, sugar and flour and an oven to bake? And you don't shove it all in, you have to follow alle these rules."
Maeve: "Yeah, it's called a recipe."

Cum is kind of like a penis having a sneeze. Ugh, that means when you swallow someone's cum, it's like eating their snot.

Sometimes, the people we like don't like us back, and it's painful, but there's nothing we can do about it. I know what it's like when someone doesn't feel the same way about you. Someone you can't stop thinking about. It hurts. But you can't make people like you. Love isn't about grand gestures, or the moon and the stars. It's just dumb luck. And sometimes, you meet someone who feels the same way. And then sometimes, you're unlucky. But one day, you're gonna meet someone who appreciates you for who you are. I mean, there's seven billion people on the planet. I know one of them is gonna climb up on a moon for you.

I think love should come out of nowhere, sweep you up completely.

How the hell did you end up here?

You used to wrap yourself in fairy tales like a blanket. But it was the cold you loved. Sharp shivers as you uncovered the corpses of Bluebeard's wives. Sweeter goosebumps as Prince Charming slid one glass slipper over your little toes. A perfect fit. But by the schoolyard, real princesses floated by you on fall winds. You saw the gulf between you and the rich girls and vowed to stop believing in fairy tales. But the stories were in you, deep as poison. If Prince Charming was real, if he could save you, you needed to be saved from the unfairness of everything. When would he come? The answer was a cruel shrug in a hundred fleeting moments. The sneer on Stevie Smith's face when he called you a fat cow. Uncle Jeff's hand squeezing your ass in the Thanksgiving kitchen. The accusation in your father's eyes when you told him what happened. From every boy masquerading as a man that you let into your body, your heart, you learned you didn't have whatever magic turns a beast into a prince. You surrounded yourself with the girls you'd always resented, hoping to share their power. And you hated yourself. And that diminished you even more. And then, right when you thought you might just disappear, he saw you. And you knew somewhere deep it was too good to be true. But you let yourself be swept, because he was the first strong enough to lift you. Now in his castle you understand Prince Charming and Bluebeard are the same man. And you don't get a happy end unless you love both of him. Didn't you want this? To be loved? Didn't you want him to crown you? Didn't you ask for it? Didn't you ask for it? So say you can live like this, say you love him, say thank you, say anything but the truth. What if you can't love him back?

Every relationship teaches us hard lessons, right? That's their gift. To make us ready for the day when someone, maybe the One, walks in, who could truly love us.

The people's rage. It is like an illness, an ulcer. And ulcers must be cauterized.

Swallow, lend me your wings
Take me with you to the faraway land
And should I with you soar up there
In the ever blue firmament
How I then shall fervently praise the god
From whom freedom was sent

When a thing doesn't bend, it must break.

People say Hawkins is cursed. They're not way off.