Ain't nothing a man can't do if he believes in himself.
I gave up drinking once - it was the worst afternoon of my entire life.
The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.
Things are never so bad they can't be made worse.
I should never have switched from Scotch to martinis.
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