The best Quotes by Hugo Lombardi

Now get your filthy uterus out of my face!

Betty: "Excuse me, sir, but-"
Hugo: "You're not excused. But nature should excuse herself for creating you."

She knows how to please a man. I just think she's horizontally accessible.

Marcela: "Look, you have an extremely expensive car. That's entirely useless in New York. Plus, you can't afford the apartment your ex left you. There's your problem!"
Patricia: "You might as well ask me to sell my kidneys."

"What's so special about her?"
"Oh, well, only that she graduated Summa Cum Laude with two post-graduate degrees, a degree in France, and she speaks five languages, but...- All she's missing is an Olympic medal."

Betty, you'll get it! Haven't I always told you to believe in yourself? Just remember me when you make it big. I don't want to stay here forever.

Secretary? My dad will probably ask why I got a post-graduate degree to be just a secretary. As soon as he hears the title, Dad will have another episode.

Ballet is a sublime art. It's elegant and delicate. It's not for graceless, ugly girls. Some girls were born to shine like stars. Others were born to watch them shine.

But you need to be careful, though. You know how men are. They're heartless bastards!

Lip: "Hey, whoa. You really think they deserve your hard-earned money for that service?"
Frank: "Dine and dash?"
Lip: "Bite and bolt."
Frank: "Eat it and beat it?"

What can I say, once you go white, you always stay tight. Hey, I think I just insulted myself.