The best Quotes by Hugh Grant

You will not f*ck with my children's future. You will not destroy the freedoms my grandfather fought two world wars to defend.

I frequently dream of having tea with the Queen.

A free press is the cornerstone of democracy; there is no question about that.

Brexit was a fantastic example of a nation shooting itself full in the face.

After all, I'm just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her.

Anna: "You know what they say about men with big feet."
William: "No, I don't, actually. What's that?"
Anna: "Big feet... large shoes."

Anna: "Can I stay for a while?"
William: "You can stay forever."

Spike: "There's something wrong with this yogurt."
William: "Ah, that's not yogurt, that's mayonnaise."

William: "Do you always say 'no' to everything?"
Anna: "[Thinks] No."

Anna: "Men went to bed with the dream, they didn't like it when they would wake up with the reality. Do you feel that way?"
William: "You are lovelier this morning than you have ever been."

My mum, a strange creature from the time when pickles on toothpicks were still the height of sophistication.

I like a woman with an arse you can park a bike in and balance a pint of beer on.

It is a truth universally acknowledged that when one part of your life starts going okay, another falls spectacularly to pieces.

Bridget: "I've got to leave my current job because I've shagged my boss."
Richard: "Fair enough. Start on Monday... we'll see how we go."

Mother! I do not need a blind date. Particularly not with some verbally incontinent spinster who drinks like a fish, smokes like a chimney, and dresses like her mother.

There's only one rule in the jungle: when the lion's hungry, he eats!

Coach: "His name is Phuc, but spelled with a "ph", so it sounds like f-ok."
Phuc: "Please!"
Coach: "Alright, Phuc, calm the f-ook down."

It was the gravity that killed him.

Life's quick and you're slow!

Brilliance should be acknowledged.

He knew how to take advantage of his advantage.

If you wish to be the king of the jungle, it's not enough to act like a king. You must be the king. There can be no doubt. Because doubt causes chaos and one's own demise.

Y'all need to invest in some parachutes.

True love lasts a lifetime.

I'll be hanging around the mistletoe, hoping to be kissed.

Tell her that you love her. You've got nothing to lose, and you'll always regret it if you don't.

With any luck, by next year
I'll be going out with one of these girls....
But for now let me say,
without hope or agenda,
just because it's Christmas-
(and at Christmas you tell the truth)
to me, you are perfect.
And my wasted heart will love you
until you look like this...
Merry Christmas

Harry: "Tell me, exactly, how long it is that you've been working here?"
Sarah: "Two years, seven months, three days and, I suppose, what... two hours?"
Harry: "And how long have you been in love with Karl, our enigmatic chief designer?"
Sarah: "Two years, seven months, three days and, I suppose, an hour and thirty minutes."

Billy: "It might be that the people I love is, in fact... you."
Joe: "Ten minutes at Elton John's and you're as gay as a maypole."

Britain. We may be a small country but we're a great one, too. The country of Shakespeare, Churchill, the Beatles, Sean Connery, Harry Potter, David Beckham's right foot, David Beckham's left foot.

Christmas is a time for people with someone they love in their lives.

It is strange with how little notice, good, bad, or indifferent, a man may live and die in London.

If you're curious, London's an amazing place.

I've often thought a blind man could find his way through London simply by gauging the changes in innuendo: mild through Trafalgar Square, less veiled towards the river.

I have nothing against Orlando, though you are, of course, far more likely to get shot or robbed there than in London.

The war is won, but the peace is not.

Friendship is like a cup of tea. It has to be clear enough to look down to its bottom.

People should not be afraid of their governments. Governments should be afraid of their people.

A free press can, of course, be good or bad, but, most certainly without freedom, the press will never be anything but bad.

Brexit Analogy; We've all been on a night out with a mate who says, "it's shit here - let's go somewhere else." Then, when you leave, you realise he has no idea where to go and the place you left won't let you back in. The United Kingdom is standing in a kebab shop at 2 am, arguing about whose fault it is.

For the soul, laughing is what oxygen is for the lungs.

It's not about the absence of fear. It's overcoming it.

If there hadn't been women we'd still be squatting in a cave eating raw meat, because we made civilization in order to impress our girlfriends.

My philosophy is: It's none of my business what people say of me and think of me.

My father always said, "Never trust anyone whose TV is bigger than their book shelf" - so I make sure I read.