Quote by Hubert H. Humphrey (about Weddings, Funny Quotes, Mothers in law, Marriage)

Quote by Hubert H. Humphrey (about Weddings, Funny Quotes, Mothers in law, Marriage)

Behind every successful man is a proud wife and a surprised mother-in-law.

Hubert H. Humphrey

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Peace is a journey of a thousand miles and it must be taken one step at a time.

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We have the opportunity to move not only toward the rich society and the powerful society, but upward to the Great Society.

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If future generations are to remember us with gratitude rather than contempt, we must leave them more than the miracles of technology. We must leave them a glimpse of the world as it was in the beginning, not just after we got through with it.

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I was born in 1940 in Minnesota and grew up in the country... dirt roads, swamps, lakes, woods.

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