Quotes by Howie Mandel

I have to be the only person in America who had a doctor say to him, "Please don't put any more surgical gloves on your head and inflate them."

People who annoy people are the luckiest people in the world.

I think being a dad is scary. I mean, I'm not that grown-up myself.

I've spent more time in Las Vegas than any other city, almost including L.A. where I live.