The best Quotes by Howie Mandel

The best Quotes by Howie Mandel

Howard Michael Mandel (born November 29, 1955) is a Canadian comedian, television personality, actor, and producer.

I have to be the only person in America who had a doctor say to him, "Please don't put any more surgical gloves on your head and inflate them."

People who annoy people are the luckiest people in the world.

I think being a dad is scary. I mean, I'm not that grown-up myself.

I've spent more time in Las Vegas than any other city, almost including L.A. where I live.

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Heard your new joint, it's embarrassing, sh-t
You talk to the cops on some therapist sh-t
You act like you love this American sh-t
But, really, the truth is you scared of the Six

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Canada is a country of ingredients without a cuisine; we're a country with musicians without an indigenous instrument; Toronto's a city that doesn't even have a dish named after it.

A truly rich man is one whose children run into his arms, when his hands are empty.

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Children & Childhood Fathers Father & Daughter

When I was a little girl I remember thinking men were these beautiful creatures created to love an protect the women of this world. Turns out I was wrong. I just had an amazing father.

Cindy Cherie

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Fathers Father & Daughter

I cannot think of any need in childhood as strong as the need for a father's protection.

Sigmund Freud

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My dad's the one who's always been there; he's my hero, you could say. Even when he was working, he'd do anything for me. He's been the biggest influence in my life.

Gareth Bale

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Fathers Father & Son

There is no friendship, no love, like that of the parent for the child.

Henry Ward Beecher

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Children & Childhood Fathers Parents Mother

You can't be a real man if you don't look out for your kids. They need you.

Bill O'Reilly

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My father used to play with my brother and me in the yard. Mother would come out and say, "You're tearing up the grass"; "We're not raising grass," Dad would reply. "We're raising boys."

Harmon Killebrew

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Fathers Father & Son

We stole the Statue of Liberty! The small one, from Las Vegas. I won't even mention the Eiffel Tower - also Vegas.

Gru in Despicable Me

Phil, you let this dude [Dennis Rodman] go to vacation, we not gonna see him. You let him go to Vegas, we definitely not gonna see him.

Michael Jordan in The Last Dance - Episode 3

Dennis Rodman Las Vegas

Las Vegas is the boiling pot of entertainment.

Don Rickles

No. Well, yes - experience.

Michael Schumacher - September 2003, after being asked, whether he won in Las Vegas

Las Vegas Gambling

I shouldn't be near Vegas and have money in my pocket.

Adam Sandler

Man, I really like Vegas.

Elvis Presley

Bangkok, like Las Vegas, sounds like a place where you make bad decisions.

Todd Phillips

Las Vegas Bangkok

Some a-hole leaks it online and I'm like, you know, looking at the guy in the mirror brushing my teeth, "Dude, what have you done? This could be punishable by law!" But the internet forced the studio to say, "We're gonna make this movie", and 24 hours later, that movie had a green light.

Ryan Reynolds - September 2025

But I don't understand why the Jeffrey Epstein case would be of interest to anybody. It's pretty boring stuff, it's sordid but it's boring and I don't understand why it keeps going.

Donald Trump - July 2025

The Epstein Files

There are two kinds of big companies in the United States. There are those who've been hacked by the Chinese, and those who don't know they've been hacked by the Chinese.

James Comey

I believe that Americans should be deeply skeptical of government power. You cannot trust people in power. The founders knew that. That's why they divided power among three branches, to set interest against interest.

James Comey

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