The best Quotes by Howie Mandel

The best Quotes by Howie Mandel

Howard Michael Mandel (born November 29, 1955) is a Canadian comedian, television personality, actor, and producer.

I have to be the only person in America who had a doctor say to him, "Please don't put any more surgical gloves on your head and inflate them."
People who annoy people are the luckiest people in the world.
I think being a dad is scary. I mean, I'm not that grown-up myself.
I've spent more time in Las Vegas than any other city, almost including L.A. where I live.

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Heard your new joint, it's embarrassing, sh-t
You talk to the cops on some therapist sh-t
You act like you love this American sh-t
But, really, the truth is you scared of the Six
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Canada is a country of ingredients without a cuisine; we're a country with musicians without an indigenous instrument; Toronto's a city that doesn't even have a dish named after it.
A truly rich man is one whose children run into his arms, when his hands are empty.
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When I was a little girl I remember thinking men were these beautiful creatures created to love an protect the women of this world. Turns out I was wrong. I just had an amazing father.
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I cannot think of any need in childhood as strong as the need for a father's protection.
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My dad's the one who's always been there; he's my hero, you could say. Even when he was working, he'd do anything for me. He's been the biggest influence in my life.
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There is no friendship, no love, like that of the parent for the child.
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You can't be a real man if you don't look out for your kids. They need you.
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My father used to play with my brother and me in the yard. Mother would come out and say, "You're tearing up the grass"; "We're not raising grass," Dad would reply. "We're raising boys."
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We stole the Statue of Liberty! The small one, from Las Vegas. I won't even mention the Eiffel Tower - also Vegas.
Phil, you let this dude [Dennis Rodman] go to vacation, we not gonna see him. You let him go to Vegas, we definitely not gonna see him.
Las Vegas is the boiling pot of entertainment.
No. Well, yes - experience.
Michael Schumacher - September 2003, after being asked, whether he won in Las Vegas
I shouldn't be near Vegas and have money in my pocket.
Man, I really like Vegas.
Bangkok, like Las Vegas, sounds like a place where you make bad decisions.
One candidate is too old and mentally unfit to be president. The other one is me.
Joe Biden - März 2024
What do you call an Asian Dwayne Johnson?
The Wok.
I'm paranoid. On my stationary bike, I have a rear view mirror.
When you're in love it's the most glorious two and a half days of your life.

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