Howard: "Well, I married a little catholic girl, so we're even."
Howard: "It's getting tougher and tougher to be a bad Jew."
Howard: "Once you're fluent, you'll have a billion more people to annoy instead of me."
Howard: "Yeah, no one can hide from me. Not Waldo, not Carmen San Diego, not even topless Natalie Portman."
Rajesh: "I thought we were going to be gentle with him."
Howard: "That's why I added the 'tator'!"
Howard: "Oh good, we can take it off the milk carton..."