Quotes by Howard Wolowitz

Howard Wolowitz is a character from The Big Bang Theory

Quotes by Howard Wolowitz

Marty: "Thanks for going to outer space, so no matter what I do, my mum will be disappointed in me."
Howard: "Well, I married a little catholic girl, so we're even."

Howard Wolowitz in The Big Bang Theory, Season 1 Episode 10
 
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Leonard: "You owe me another two dollars, the price of moo shu pork went up."
Howard: "It's getting tougher and tougher to be a bad Jew."

Judaism, PigsHoward Wolowitz in The Big Bang Theory, Season 2 Episode 14
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Howard: "You know, I'm really glad you decided to learn Mandarin."
Sheldon: "Why?"
Howard: "Once you're fluent, you'll have a billion more people to annoy instead of me."

Howard Wolowitz in The Big Bang Theory, Season 1 Episode 17
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Is it 'cause I'm Jewish? 'Cause I'd kill my rabbi with a pork chop to be with your sister.

JudaismHoward Wolowitz in The Big Bang Theory, Season 1 Episode 15
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Howard: "Good news, gentlemen - I found our hacker."
Leonard: "Really?"
Howard: "Yeah, no one can hide from me. Not Waldo, not Carmen San Diego, not even topless Natalie Portman."

Howard Wolowitz in The Big Bang Theory, Season 4 Episode 19
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Howard: "You were acting like an obnoxious, giant dictator."
Rajesh: "I thought we were going to be gentle with him."
Howard: "That's why I added the 'tator'!"

Howard Wolowitz in The Big Bang Theory, Season 3 Episode 1
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Love is not a sprint, it's a marathon. A relentless pursuit that only ends when she falls into your arms - or hits you with the pepper spray.

Howard Wolowitz in The Big Bang Theory, Season 1 Episode 3
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Sheldon: "Hey, look, I found my missing neutrino."
Howard: "Oh good, we can take it off the milk carton..."

PhysicsHoward Wolowitz in The Big Bang Theory, Season 2 Episode 4
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