Marty: 'Thanks for going to outer space, so no matter what I do, my mum will be disappointed in me.'
Howard: 'Well, I married a little catholic girl, so we're even.'
Leonard: 'You owe me another two dollars, the price of moo shu pork went up.'
Howard: 'It's getting tougher and tougher to be a bad Jew.'
Howard: 'You know, I'm really glad you decided to learn Mandarin.'
Howard: 'Once you're fluent, you'll have a billion more people to annoy instead of me.'
Is it 'cause I'm Jewish? 'Cause I'd kill my rabbi with a pork chop to be with your sister.0
Howard: 'Good news, gentlemen - I found our hacker.'
Howard: 'Yeah, no one can hide from me. Not Waldo, not Carmen San Diego, not even topless Natalie Portman.'
Howard: 'You were acting like an obnoxious, giant dictator.'
Rajesh: 'I thought we were going to be gentle with him.'
Howard: 'That's why I added the 'tator'!'
Love is not a sprint, it's a marathon. A relentless pursuit that only ends when she falls into your arms - or hits you with the pepper spray.0