Quotes by Howard Wolowitz

Quotes by Howard Wolowitz
Quote by Howard Wolowitz from The Big Bang Theory in Season 1 Episode 10

Marty: 'Thanks for going to outer space, so no matter what I do, my mum will be disappointed in me.'
Howard: 'Well, I married a little catholic girl, so we're even.'

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Quote by Howard Wolowitz from The Big Bang Theory in Season 2 Episode 14

Leonard: 'You owe me another two dollars, the price of moo shu pork went up.'
Howard: 'It's getting tougher and tougher to be a bad Jew.'

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Quote by Howard Wolowitz from The Big Bang Theory in Season 1 Episode 17

Howard: 'You know, I'm really glad you decided to learn Mandarin.'
Sheldon: 'Why?'
Howard: 'Once you're fluent, you'll have a billion more people to annoy instead of me.'

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Quote by Howard Wolowitz from The Big Bang Theory in Season 1 Episode 15

Is it 'cause I'm Jewish? 'Cause I'd kill my rabbi with a pork chop to be with your sister.

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Quote by Howard Wolowitz from The Big Bang Theory in Season 4 Episode 19

Howard: 'Good news, gentlemen - I found our hacker.'
Leonard: 'Really?'
Howard: 'Yeah, no one can hide from me. Not Waldo, not Carmen San Diego, not even topless Natalie Portman.'

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Quote by Howard Wolowitz from The Big Bang Theory in Season 3 Episode 1

Howard: 'You were acting like an obnoxious, giant dictator.'
Rajesh: 'I thought we were going to be gentle with him.'
Howard: 'That's why I added the 'tator'!'

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Quote by Howard Wolowitz from The Big Bang Theory in Season 1 Episode 3

Love is not a sprint, it's a marathon. A relentless pursuit that only ends when she falls into your arms - or hits you with the pepper spray.

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Quote by Howard Wolowitz from The Big Bang Theory in Season 2 Episode 4

Sheldon: 'Hey, look, I found my missing neutrino.'
Howard: 'Oh good, we can take it off the milk carton...'

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