The best Quotes by Howard Stark

Stark: "Red, green, blue... who paints a button blue?"
Carter: "Don't tell me the American playboy needs help pushing buttons."
Stark: "Hedy Lamarr and I spent a weekend together, but she wasn't teaching me German."

John Flynn: "Rogers, get in there!"
Peggy Carter: "He can't."
John Flynn: "Stark, you go in!"
Howard Stark: "What? Are you crazy? I push the buttons. I'm the buttons guy."

I grew up on the lower east side. My father sold fruit. My mother sewed shirtwaists for a factory. Let me tell you, you don't get to climb the American ladder without picking up some bad habits on the way. There's a ceiling for certain types of people based on how much money your parents have, your social class, your religion, your sex. And the only way to break through that ceiling sometimes is to lie, so that's my natural instinct to lie.

Peggy Carter: "You can't be serious."
Howard Stark: "I try not to be, but sometimes it just slips out anyway."

Technically, we don't even know if it works. But, let's face it. I invented it. So, it works.

I have known Hank a long time he is no security risk unless we make him one.

You know, they say sarcasm is a metric for potential. If that's true, you'll be a great man some day.

Edwin Jarvis: "Stark can be thoughtless. Inconsiderate. Vain. Childish. Unreliable. Arrogant."
Peggy Carter: "You flatter him."

Edwin Jarvis: "Mr. Stark believed the intruder had some advanced technological assistance."
Peggy Carter: "Mr. Stark believes brushing your teeth requires advanced technological assistance."

Nobody is above protocol. Not even Captain America's old flame.

Miss Carter, you have no idea how foreign Los Angeles will seem to a civilized person such as yourself. They eat avocados... with everything!

Edwin Jarvis: "In polite society, one telephones ahead before trespassing."
Peggy Carter: "I imagine strange women traipsing through the property isn't a completely unusual occurrence."
Edwin Jarvis: "That's a fair point."

I got a bottle of Schnapps and half a rhubarb pie. Let's see which one makes us sick first.

Jack Thompson: "If you don't mind, these surveillance reports need to be filed, and you're really so much better at that kind of thing."
Peggy Carter: "What kind of thing is that, Agent Thompson? The alphabet? I can teach you. Let's start with words beginning with 'A'."

There is not a man or woman, no matter how fit he or she may be, who is capable of carrying the entire world on their shoulders.

An ideal butler provides service without being asked.

Loki: "I have an army."
Iron Man: "We have a Hulk!"

Captain America: "Big man in a suit-armor. Take that away, what are you?"
Iron Man: "A genius billionaire playboy philanthropist..."

"That's all you got? Cheap trick and a cheesy one-liner?"
"Sweetheart, that could be the name of my autobiography."

No amount of money ever bought a second of time.

Iron Man: "Still, you are pretty spry, for an older fellow. What's your thing, Pilates?"
Captain America: "What?"
Iron Man: "It's like calisthenics. You might have missed a couple things, you know, doing time as a Capsicle."

Sometimes, you gotta run before you can walk.

Peace means having a bigger stick than the other guy.

I don't know anything about norse gods, but I do know how to bring the thunder.

Darcy Lewis: "No one would notice if you blew up a Dakota. Honestly, I can't tell them apart."
Carol Danvers: "South Dakota is on the bottom."

The name is Thor, with a "T" and an "R" and an "O" and a "H". But not in that order.

All due respect, sir, isn't that a lot of firepower to aim at a country most Americans can't find on a map?

Stark: "Can I give you a piece of advice?"
Carter: "I'd rather you didn't."

Werner Reinhardt: "Cut off one head, two more shall grow in its place."
Peggy Carter: "Then I guess we'll keep cutting them off."

The world has changed, and none of us can go back. All we can do is our best, and sometimes, the best that we can do, is to start over.

All creative people want to do the unexpected.

Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid.

Black Widow: "I don't know, the truth is a matter of circumstances. It's not all things to all people all the time, and neither am I."
Captain America: "That's a tough way to live."
Black Widow: "It's a good way not to die though."

Even if everyone is telling you that something wrong is something right. Even if the whole world is telling you to move, it is your duty to plant yourself like a tree, look them in the eyes and say no, you move.

Hope: "I went from despising you to almost liking you."
Scott: "You really should write poetry."

Scott Lang: "My days of breaking in places and stealing stuff are over. What do you want me to do?"
Hank Pym: "I want you to break into a place and steal some stuff."

Been riding a desk for the past six years trying to figure out where our future enemies are coming from. Never occurred to me they would be coming from above.

This is my war alone. And I'm the last person standing between them and what they really want.

Leonard: "For God's sake, Sheldon, do I have to... hold up a sarcasm sign every time I open my mouth?"
Sheldon: "You have a sarcasm sign?"

Tony Stark: "Your eyes are red. Tears for your long lost boss?"
Pepper: "Tears of joy. I hate job hunting."

Heroes are not born, they're forged in darkness. Shaped in battle. Defined by sacrifice.

The only ones who gods care about is themselves.

Women aren't soldiers, and they sure as hell don't fight on the front lines. They might break a nail.

Talk about being a few sardines short of a can.

Is she worth the pain? A man does not suffer like this for his own glory. There is a fine line between devotion and delusion. Love can break more than your heart. It can shatter your mind.

I fear the only sorcerer strong enough to stop Dr. Strange is you, Dr. Strange.

Dr. Strange: "That doesn’t make any sense."
The Ancient One: "Not everything does. Not everything has to. "

Remember, with great power. comes great responsibility!