Quotes from How to Sell Drugs Online (Fast)

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Quotes from How to Sell Drugs Online (Fast)

Moritz: "You shouldn't hit people with disabilities!"
Buba: "You mean him or you?"

Buba in How to Sell Drugs Online (Fast), Season 1 Episode 2
 
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Success doesn't make you a better person, it just makes you a more successful person.

SuccessMoritz Zimmermann in How to Sell Drugs Online (Fast), Season 3 Episode 6
 
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Situations like this with no way out are exactly when you should stand by the people you love.

Lenny Sander in How to Sell Drugs Online (Fast), Season 3 Episode 6
 
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Guys, you may think this is funny, but I make up the 33 percent who hasn't either lost their will to live or is dying of cancer.

Daniel Riffert in How to Sell Drugs Online (Fast), Season 3 Episode 4
 
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Moritz: "And what shall we do? Decorate a coefficient tree?"
Lisa: "Yeah! And then we'll do some lively curve analysis."
Teacher: "Then in the morning, you'll derive the square root out of an unkown number, eh?"

How to Sell Drugs Online (Fast), Season 3 Episode 3
 
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Because if there's one thing I've learnt about me and Lenny... neither of us are better on our own than we are together.

Moritz Zimmermann in How to Sell Drugs Online (Fast), Season 3 Episode 2
 
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At most, people only ever say what they want, never what they need.

Moritz Zimmermann in How to Sell Drugs Online (Fast), Season 3 Episode 1
 
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If you're good to the world, the world will be good in return.

How to Sell Drugs Online (Fast), Season 3 Episode 1
 
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The key advantage of being a loner is you can change your strategy without having to discuss it with anyone. You can't hurt anyone's feelings. You don't have to worry about anyone. There are no lifelong friends who you still owe favours to. You can put all your energy into focusing on your goal. But the key disadvantage of being a loner is... you're alone. And what good is everything you achieve if you don't have anyone to share it with?

Solitude & Being AloneMoritz Zimmermann in How to Sell Drugs Online (Fast), Season 3 Episode 1
 
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Joseph: "So, what do you think?"
Lisa: "Mhm, it looks like a desktop background."

Lisa Novak in How to Sell Drugs Online (Fast), Season 3 Episode 1
 
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Welcome to the year 2020, where women can be sexual predators too.

Lisa Novak in How to Sell Drugs Online (Fast), Season 3 Episode 1
 
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I'd either like to be hung up in the woods so Logan Paul can tag me in his Insta-Video, or be buried at sea. And by that I mean, Dan Bilzerian on a jet ski snorting my ashes off a supermodel's back.

Lenny Sander in How to Sell Drugs Online (Fast), Season 3 Episode 1
 
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It's only when you lose everything that you realize what you really want.

Moritz Zimmermann in How to Sell Drugs Online (Fast), Season 2 Episode 6
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Daniel [eats an unpeeled banana]: "In India, everyone eats them like this. And the internet says that all the vitamins are actually in the skin."
Lenny: "The internet also says, Lady Gaga has a p..s."

Lenny Sander in How to Sell Drugs Online (Fast), Season 2 Episode 6
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"Elon Musk wouldn't sell cars without actually knowing about them."
Moritz: "As a matter of fact, that's exactly the core problem with Tesla."

TeslaMoritz Zimmermann in How to Sell Drugs Online (Fast), Season 2 Episode 6
 
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Daniel: "We're the most pathetic dealers ever. We only have virtual money and none of us even drives a cool car."
Lenny: "Mate, what about my Tiguan?"
Daniel: "It's a Tiguan!"

Daniel Riffert in How to Sell Drugs Online (Fast), Season 2 Episode 4
 
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Everything you do has a price. Question is, what are you willing to pay to do it?

Moritz Zimmermann in How to Sell Drugs Online (Fast), Season 2 Episode 4
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In my naivety I always assumed that women would somehow be better than men. But I guess arseholes will always be arseholes, it doesn't really matter if they have a penis or a vagina.

Lisa Novak in How to Sell Drugs Online (Fast), Season 2 Episode 2
 
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Always telling the truth is for cowards. Lying takes courage. Lies are simply an investment in your future. Any like any good investment, nothing can go wrong, as long as you stay on top of things.

LiesMoritz Zimmermann in How to Sell Drugs Online (Fast), Season 2 Episode 1
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Moritz: "Hey, like, you can just cancel. Say you have diarrhea!"
Daniel: "Do not cancel! You have fantastic digestion."
Lenny: "You think?"
Moritz: "Figure this out yourselves, yeah?"

Moritz Zimmermann in How to Sell Drugs Online (Fast), Season 2 Episode 1
 
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The idol of an entire generation. We had one million euros, age 17. 300,000 for each of us! And then we just got out - that's it, end of story.

Moritz Zimmermann in How to Sell Drugs Online (Fast), Season 2 Episode 1
 
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I'm actually the most reliable supplier that I know.

Buba in How to Sell Drugs Online (Fast), Season 1 Episode 2
 
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I thought he was only physically disabled?!

Buba in How to Sell Drugs Online (Fast), Season 1 Episode 6
 
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Buba: "Do you know what happens now?"
Moritz: "I can get the rest of the money to you soon, I-"
[Buba slaps Moritz]
Buba: "That's the wrong answer!"
Moritz: "I'll give it to you now?"
[Buba slaps him again]
Buba: "Oh, sorry, that was the right answer."

Buba in How to Sell Drugs Online (Fast), Season 1 Episode 2
 
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That's the story with Lenny. According to his doctors, he should be dead by now. Which is why he simply stopped consulting his doctors.

Moritz Zimmermann in How to Sell Drugs Online (Fast), Season 1 Episode 1
 
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Buba: "How much do you want?"
Moritz: "A lot."
Buba: "Well, I might go to the party."

Buba in How to Sell Drugs Online (Fast), Season 1 Episode 1
 
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You don't look like someone who knows how to party.

Buba in How to Sell Drugs Online (Fast), Season 1 Episode 1
 
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The world is exactly like this farm here. And on this farm, there are two types of animal and they are livestock... and then vermin.

Buba in How to Sell Drugs Online (Fast), Season 1 Episode 6
 
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Sugar is shit! In Germany alone, three people die per hour because of sugar.

SugarBuba in How to Sell Drugs Online (Fast), Season 1 Episode 2
 
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All successful people were once unpopular nerds. Guys like us who get treated like losers by everyone, until one day, they had it and they step up. Nerd today, boss tomorrow.

NerdsMoritz Zimmermann in How to Sell Drugs Online (Fast), Season 1 Episode 1
 
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This is my generation: Generation Z. Every single one of us has the entire knowledge of humankind in their pocket. We can get famous with one click, or we can change the world from our bedrooms. Limitless technological possibilities. And what do we do with it? Face-Swap.

Technology, Internet, Social Media, SmartphonesMoritz Zimmermann in How to Sell Drugs Online (Fast), Season 1 Episode 1
 
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Being vegetarian is really bad for the environment.

Buba in How to Sell Drugs Online (Fast), Season 1 Episode 6
 
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If you're running a major drug-sell online business, there's one thing you should not do: tell random people about it. Well... unless you get a call from Netflix and they say, they wanna make a series about your life.

Moritz Zimmermann in How to Sell Drugs Online (Fast), Season 1 Episode 1
 
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