Quotes from How to Sell Drugs Online (Fast)

Quotes from How to Sell Drugs Online (Fast)

It's only when you lose everything that you realize what you really want.

Moritz Zimmermann in How to Sell Drugs Online (Fast), Season 2 Episode 6
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Daniel [eats an unpeeled banana]: "In India, everyone eats them like this. And the internet says that all the vitamins are actually in the skin."
Lenny: "The internet also says, Lady Gaga has a penis."

Lenny Sander in How to Sell Drugs Online (Fast), Season 2 Episode 6
 
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"Elon Musk wouldn't sell cars without actually knowing about them."
Moritz: "As a matter of fact, that's exactly the core problem with Tesla."

TeslaMoritz Zimmermann in How to Sell Drugs Online (Fast), Season 2 Episode 6
 
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Daniel: "We're the most pathetic dealers ever. We only have virtual money and none of us even drives a cool car."
Lenny: "Mate, what about my Tiguan?"
Daniel: "It's a Tiguan!"

Daniel Riffert in How to Sell Drugs Online (Fast), Season 2 Episode 4
 
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Everything you do has a price. Question is, what are you willing to pay to do it?

Moritz Zimmermann in How to Sell Drugs Online (Fast), Season 2 Episode 4
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In my naivety I always assumed that women would somehow be better than men. But I guess arseholes will always be arseholes, it doesn't really matter if they have a penis or a vagina.

Lisa Novak in How to Sell Drugs Online (Fast), Season 2 Episode 2
 
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Always telling the truth is for cowards. Lying takes courage. Lies are simply an investment in your future. Any like any good investment, nothing can go wrong, as long as you stay on top of things.

LiesMoritz Zimmermann in How to Sell Drugs Online (Fast), Season 2 Episode 1
 
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Moritz: "Hey, like, you can just cancel. Say you have diarrhea!"
Daniel: "Do not cancel! You have fantastic digestion."
Lenny: "You think?"
Moritz: "Figure this out yourselves, yeah?"

Moritz Zimmermann in How to Sell Drugs Online (Fast), Season 2 Episode 1
 
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The idol of an entire generation. We had one million euros, age 17. 300,000 for each of us! And then we just got out - that's it, end of story.

Moritz Zimmermann in How to Sell Drugs Online (Fast), Season 2 Episode 1
 
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That's the story with Lenny. According to his doctors, he should be dead by now. Which is why he simply stopped consulting his doctors.

Moritz Zimmermann in How to Sell Drugs Online (Fast), Season 1 Episode 1
 
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All successful people were once unpopular nerds. Guys like us who get treated like losers by everyone, until one day, they had it and they step up. Nerd today, boss tomorrow.

NerdsMoritz Zimmermann in How to Sell Drugs Online (Fast), Season 1 Episode 1
 
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This is my generation: Generation Z. Every single one of us has the entire knowledge of humankind in their pocket. We can get famous with one click, or we can change the world from our bedrooms. Limitless technological possibilities. And what do we do with it? Face-Swap.

Technology, Internet, Social Media, SmartphonesMoritz Zimmermann in How to Sell Drugs Online (Fast), Season 1 Episode 1
 
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If you're running a major drug-sell online business, there's one thing you should not do: tell random people about it. Well... unless you get a call from Netflix and they say, they wanna make a series about your life.

Moritz Zimmermann in How to Sell Drugs Online (Fast), Season 1 Episode 1
 
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