The best Quotes from How to Ruin Christmas

The best Quotes from How to Ruin Christmas

Here you can find the best Quotes from Netflix' How to Ruin Christmas.

"Only poor people fast. I'm not poor today."
"No, poor people actually don't fast. They're actually hungry."
Season 1 Episode 1
Guys who drive Porsches are always trying to overcompensate.
Season 1 Episode 1
If I ever fall in love, shoot me.
Season 1 Episode 1
This is the image of three idiots who forgot to check in online.
Season 1 Episode 1

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Hungry equals cranky. And between us gals, you don't wear cranky well.
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Hunger unleashes that madman in us. It is better to eat than to be eaten.
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"You're eating again, I notice," said Ron, watching Hermione add liberal amounts of jam to her buttered toast.
"I've decided there are better ways of making a stand about elf rights," said Hermione haughtily.
"Yeah... and you were hungry," said Ron, grinning.
My son just asked me about the reason for not buying a Porsche.
When the reason asks for the reason...
1
Porsche and BMW drivers are arrogant.
Like, What is the least often heard sentence in the English language? That would be: Say, isn't that the banjo player's Porsche parked outside?
Even in the darkness, diamonds still shine.
Girl from Nowhere - Season 1 Episode 3
1
Everyone likes to think they're a good person. But good can't exist without evil. Pleasure without pain.
Girl from Nowhere - Season 1 Episode 1
3
Don't ever forget that when you play with fire, you will get burned.
Girl from Nowhere - Season 1 Episode 1
1
Why would anyone want to be a pirate? It's the best thing there is. Wind in your back. The salty sea air. Loyal crew by your side.
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There's no need for words... Just answer one question for me, Ace... Was I a good father?
5
Forgetting is like a wound. The wound may heal, but it has already left a scar.
4
What if everything that came from the past were influenced by the future?
There was this sadness in his eyes. The kind you sometimes see in those who want to die, but life won’t let them.
1
Most people are nothing but pawns on a chessboard led by an unknown hand.
It takes much more courage to be in love than it does for war.
Helsinki in Money Heist - Season 4 Episode 5
7
In the end, love is a good reason for everything to fall apart.
Tokyo in Money Heist - Season 1 Episode 3
8
In matters of the heart there is the lover and the beloved. The lover lives with passion, full commitment and romanticism. The beloved is limited to being idolized.
Palermo in Money Heist - Season 3 Episode 5
6
Don't exploit an advantage just because it emerges; wait until the optimal moment, then strike.
Ciri in The Witcher - III - Wild Hunt
10
Drinking alone is like sh*tting in company.
Zoltan Chivay in The Witcher - III
3
Chaos is the most dangerous thing in this world. It is all around us all the time. Volatile and powerful. Magic is organizing chaos.
Tissaia de Vries in The Witcher - Season 1 Episode 2
2
Ats Ayittey: "Excuse me but this is the quiet carriage."
Stefan Tovell: "Shut the f*ck up then."
Top Boy - Season 3 Episode 7
Trust is a luxury we can't afford in this game.
Leon in Top Boy
1
Money ain't the only power that exists in this world.
"Hey. Do you like bad boys?"
"Sure do. Let me know if you find one."
Billie Connelly in Sex/Life - Season 1 Episode 1
He is my all-time favorite person. And I want us to live a hundred years and die at the exact same moment. And I want our souls to find each other on the other side as soon as possible, so we can fall in love and make more babies, and do it all over again. I just also want him to f*ck my brains out.
Billie Connelly in Sex/Life - Season 1 Episode 1
Before I met him, I'd been contorted into at least 73% of the positions in the Kama Sutra - as should we all.
Billie Connelly in Sex/Life - Season 1 Episode 1
Marcus: "My bike. It's gone. She took it."
Max: "So that's like Grand Theft Auto. Or Grand Theft Bike."
Maxine Baker in Ginny & Georgia - Season 2 Episode 1
Ellen: "Ten minutes, or I'm taking away your phone."
Marcus: "Good. We're wasting our lives chained to these screens for our dopamine hits. Does it actually make us more fulfilled? No."
Max: "If I could have my phone surgically embedded into my hand, I would."
Maxine Baker in Ginny & Georgia - Season 2 Episode 1
We celebrate a holiday that praises our success at genocide. It's a white celebration of colonization. That's not sadistic enough. We package it up with the image of a happy, smiling turkey. The emblem of the holiday is the animal that we slaughter en masse.
Marcus Baker in Ginny & Georgia - Season 2 Episode 1
Aimee: "Did you know you need, like, sugar and flour and an oven to bake? And you don't shove it all in, you have to follow alle these rules."
Maeve: "Yeah, it's called a recipe."
Maeve Wiley in Sex Education - Season 2 Episode 2
Cum is kind of like a penis having a sneeze. Ugh, that means when you swallow someone's cum, it's like eating their snot.
Aimee Gibbs in Sex Education - Season 2 Episode 3
Sometimes, the people we like don't like us back, and it's painful, but there's nothing we can do about it. I know what it's like when someone doesn't feel the same way about you. Someone you can't stop thinking about. It hurts. But you can't make people like you. Love isn't about grand gestures, or the moon and the stars. It's just dumb luck. And sometimes, you meet someone who feels the same way. And then sometimes, you're unlucky. But one day, you're gonna meet someone who appreciates you for who you are. I mean, there's seven billion people on the planet. I know one of them is gonna climb up on a moon for you.
Otis Milburn in Sex Education - Season 1 Episode 7
3
I think love should come out of nowhere, sweep you up completely.
Joe Goldberg in You - Season 2 Episode 2
5
How the hell did you end up here?

You used to wrap yourself in fairy tales like a blanket. But it was the cold you loved. Sharp shivers as you uncovered the corpses of Bluebeard's wives. Sweeter goosebumps as Prince Charming slid one glass slipper over your little toes. A perfect fit. But by the schoolyard, real princesses floated by you on fall winds. You saw the gulf between you and the rich girls and vowed to stop believing in fairy tales. But the stories were in you, deep as poison. If Prince Charming was real, if he could save you, you needed to be saved from the unfairness of everything. When would he come? The answer was a cruel shrug in a hundred fleeting moments. The sneer on Stevie Smith's face when he called you a fat cow. Uncle Jeff's hand squeezing your ass in the Thanksgiving kitchen. The accusation in your father's eyes when you told him what happened. From every boy masquerading as a man that you let into your body, your heart, you learned you didn't have whatever magic turns a beast into a prince. You surrounded yourself with the girls you'd always resented, hoping to share their power. And you hated yourself. And that diminished you even more. And then, right when you thought you might just disappear, he saw you. And you knew somewhere deep it was too good to be true. But you let yourself be swept, because he was the first strong enough to lift you. Now in his castle you understand Prince Charming and Bluebeard are the same man. And you don't get a happy end unless you love both of him. Didn't you want this? To be loved? Didn't you want him to crown you? Didn't you ask for it? Didn't you ask for it? So say you can live like this, say you love him, say thank you, say anything but the truth. What if you can't love him back?
Guinevere Beck in You - Season 1 Episode 10
4
Every relationship teaches us hard lessons, right? That's their gift. To make us ready for the day when someone, maybe the One, walks in, who could truly love us.
Joe Goldberg in You - Season 1 Episode 10
3
The people's rage. It is like an illness, an ulcer. And ulcers must be cauterized.
Princess Sophia in The Empress - Season 1 Episode 1
Swallow, lend me your wings
Take me with you to the faraway land
And should I with you soar up there
In the ever blue firmament
How I then shall fervently praise the god
From whom freedom was sent
When a thing doesn't bend, it must break.
Princess Sophia in The Empress - Season 1 Episode 1
People say Hawkins is cursed. They're not way off.
Dear Billy, I don't know if you can even hear this. Ever since you left, everything's been a total disaster. For a while, we tried to be happy... normal. I know that's impossible.
A war is coming. I'm afraid your friends at Hawkins are very much in the eye of the storm. I don't know how to say this other than just to say it: without you, we can't win this war.
Sam Owens in Stranger Things - Season 4
Weems: "No doubt you'll find something that tickles your fancy."
Wednesday: "The last person who tickled me lost a finger."
Wednesday Addams in Wednesday - Season 1 Episode 2
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Just as long as you're lakeside cheering us to victory on race day... or you can just glare uncomfortably. Whatever works for you.
Enid Sinclair in Wednesday - Season 1 Episode 2
Dead people are notoriously bad at returning calls.
Wednesday Addams in Wednesday - Season 1 Episode 2
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I'm responsible for my own happiness? I can't even be responsible for my own breakfast!

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