The best Quotes from How I Met Your Mother (Page 10)

The best Quotes from How I Met Your Mother (Page 10)

How I Met Your Mother is a US tv-series. The quotes from the main characters Ted Mosby, Barney Stinson, Robin Scherbatsky, Lily Aldrin and Marshall Eriksen make the series legendary.

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Barney: "I am not a smoker. I only smoke in certain situations: Post-coital, when I'm with Germans, sometimes those two overlap, coital, birthdays, to annoy my mom, pre-coital, on a sailboat, the day the Mets are mathematically eliminated every year, and of course - wait for it - 'cause lord knows I have, pregnancy scares."
Ted: "Why are you smoking right now?"
Barney: "I'm always pre-coital, Ted."

Barney Stinson - Season 5 Episode 11

Smoking New York Mets

Ted: "She was 15?!"
Barney: "No. A 15. Like in blackjack."
Ted: "As in.. not sure whether you'd hit it?"
Barney: "Exactly!"

Barney Stinson - Season 2 Episode 19

Ted, the only reason to wait a month for sex is if the girl is 17 years and 11 months old.

Barney Stinson - Season 1 Episode 14

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