The best Quotes from How I Met Your Mother (Page 10)

How I Met Your Mother is a US tv-series. The quotes from the main characters Ted Mosby, Barney Stinson, Robin Scherbatsky, Lily Aldrin and Marshall Eriksen make the series legendary.

Right now, the ninth season of How I Met Your Mother is running on CBS.

The best Quotes from How I Met Your Mother

Barney: "I only smoke in certain situations. Postcoital, when I'm with Germans, sometimes those two overlap, coital, birthdays, to annoy my mom, precoital, on a sailboat, the day the Mets are mathematically eliminated every year and pregnancy scares."
Ted: "Why are you smoking right now?"
Barney: "I'm always precoital, Ted."

SmokingBarney Stinson in How I Met Your Mother, Season 5 Episode 11
 
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Ted: "She was 15?!"
Barney: "No. A 15. Like in blackjack."
Ted: "As in.. not sure whether you'd hit it?"
Barney: "Exactly!"

Barney Stinson in How I Met Your Mother, Season 2 Episode 19
 
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Ted, the only reason to wait a month for sex is if the girl is 17 years and 11 months old.

SexBarney Stinson in How I Met Your Mother, Season 1 Episode 14
 
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