It's only once you've stopped, that you realize how hard it is to start again. So you force yourself not to want it.
Breakup, BeginningTed Mosby in How I Met Your Mother, Season 6 Episode 3Whatever you do in this life, it's not legendary, unless your friends are there to see it.
Barney Stinson in How I Met Your Mother, Season 9 Episode 17If you're looking for the word that means caring for someone beyond all rationality and wanting them to have everything they want, no matter how much it destroys you, it's love!
LoveTed Mosby in How I Met Your Mother, Season 9 Episode 17Barney: "Our wedding is gonna be legendary."
Robin: "No wait for it?"
Barney: "I've got you, I don't have to wait for it anymore."
Kids, you can't cling to the past. Because no matter how tight you hold on... it's already gone.
Memories, PastTed Mosby in How I Met Your Mother, Season 8 Episode 23Underneath all of those lies is one true thing. One true thing that can support the weight of all the lies in the world, and that's the fact that I love you.
Love declerationsBarney Stinson in How I Met Your Mother, Season 8 Episode 18Nobody likes to be alone, especially after a breakup. But that's when we discover who we really are and what we really want.
Breakup, Solitude & Being Alone, Seperation & BreakupTed Mosby in How I Met Your Mother, Season 5 Episode 10When I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead. True Story.
Barney Stinson in How I Met Your Mother, Season 2 Episode 1You know how sometimes you'll meet a girl and there'll be that one bewitching little detail that'll make you fall in love with her instantly? You know, a little freckle on the nose, the lilt of her laugh, the way she pronounces a certain word or phrase...
Falling in loveTed Mosby in How I Met Your Mother, Season 8 Episode 21This woman has a hold on my heart that I could not break if I wanted to, and there have been times that I wanted to.
It has been overwhelming and humbling and even painful at times, but I could not stop loving her any more than I could stop breathing.
The beauty of a moment, is that it's fleeting.
MomentsTed Mosby in How I Met Your Mother, Season 1 Episode 14Barney: "Ted what is my one rule?"
Ted: "You can tell how old a girl is by her elbows?"
Barney: "My other one rule."
Ted: "Flax seed relieves upset stomach?"
Barney: "My other one rule."
Ted: "Always have a fake pair of concert tickets in your pocket in case Lily invites you to something stupid?"
Barney: "My other one rule."
Ted: "Labanese girls sprint to third base and then stay there."
Barney: "My other one rule."
Ted: "New is always better?"
Barney: "New is always better!"
If we're together long enough I hope that one day you see yourself like I do.
Love declerations, Valentine's DayKevin in How I Met Your Mother, Season 7 Episode 10Well, maybe this isn't a breakup. Maybe this is two friends getting back together.
Friendship, RelationshipsRobin Scherbatsky in How I Met Your Mother, Season 5 Episode 7When you date someone, it's like you're taking one long course in who that person is and then, when you break up, all that stuff becomes useless. It's the emotional equivalent of an English degree...
RelationshipsTed Mosby in How I Met Your Mother, Season 5 Episode 3Kids, you can't talk yourself into falling in love. It doesn't take days of deliberation. When it's real, you know pretty quickly and with absolute certainty.
I had forgotten that, but I was about to be reminded...
I don't wanna be choosing between two girls, I wanna be a complete head over heels idiot for one!
LoveTed Mosby in How I Met Your Mother, Season 7 Episode 2Sometimes our best decisions are the ones that don't make any sense at all.
Failures & Mistakes, DecisionsTed Mosby in How I Met Your Mother, Season 5 Episode 20I never wanted any of it to change, but that's not how life works.
ChangeTed Mosby in How I Met Your Mother, Season 1 Episode 8Here's the secret, kids: none of us can vow to be perfect. In the end, all we can do is promise to love each other with everything we've got. Because love's the best thing we do.
Love, PerfectionTed Mosby in How I Met Your Mother, Season 9 Episode 22Love doesn't make sense. I mean, you can't logic your way into or out of it. Love ist totally nonsensical, but we have to keep doing it or else we're lost and love is dead and humanity should just pack it in. Because love is the best thing we do.
LoveTed Mosby in How I Met Your Mother, Season 9 Episode 22Ted: "My mother is not one-night-stand material!"
Barney: "Yeah, you're right. It wasn't night and we weren't standing."
Kids, that was the one time I ever lost faith in the idea that my life would be better in three years. And what's funny is, three years from that moment, my life was amazing.
Ted Mosby in How I Met Your Mother, Season 7 Episode 20If you love something, you can never let it go. Not even for a second. Or it's gone forever.
Love, LoyaltyTed Mosby in How I Met Your Mother, Season 9 Episode 17Lily: "Ted, you did this all yourself?"
Ted: "Just like Ryan Gosling in 'The Notebook'. It was pretty manly 'til I mentioned Ryan Gosling in 'The Notebook', huh?"
Marshall: "When a woman puts on an engagement ring, it's like when Bilbo Baggins wears the One Ring in The Hobbit."
Robin: "Okay, can you say that again, but not in nerd?"
Marshall: "Sure. Uh, the ring is like the cloak that Harry Potter wears to sneak around Hogwarts."
Robin: "Yeah, I don't speak virgin either."
Eight years ago I made an ass of myself chasing after you and I made an ass of myself chasing after you a bunch of times since then. And I have no regrets because it led me to something I wouldn't trade for the world, it led to you being my friend. So as your friend and a leading expert in the field of making an ass of yourself. I say to you, from the heart, get the hell out of this car!
Ted Mosby in How I Met Your Mother, Season 8 Episode 11Seven years ago when Marshall and Lily got engaged Ted saw Robin across a crowded room and I said 'oh yeah you just know she likes it dirty', but Ted really liked her, so we played 'Have You met Ted?' They went to dinner, he walked her home, should have kissed her, didn't - lame.
So he stole the Smurf penis, went back to her place, should have kissed her, didn't - lame.
He threw three parties, they kissed on the roof but decided to be friends - lame.
Then Ted wanted to take Robin to a wedding, she couldn't go, he went alone and met Victoria. Didn't kiss her either - lame.
Not a great closer Ted. Then he finally kissed her, they started dating, she went to Germany. Ted kissed Robin, lost Victoria, Ted did a rain dance, got Robin. Ted and Robin broke up, Robin moved to Brazil came back with a Latin stud.
Ted got jealous, got a tramp stamp, not really relevant to the story I just like mentioning it as much as possible. I hooked up with Robin, Ted and I stopped being friends, Ted got hit by a bus, we made up... Robin and I started dating and I got fat, her hair fell out, we broke up. Robin dated Don, I dated Nora. I cheated on her with Robin, I dumped Nora. Robin dated Kevin but not for long and then I met you and you took my Grandpa's watch, but I fell in love with you anyway and you let me fart in front of you and I asked you to marry me and you said 'yes', so we came over here to meet little Marvin and that's everything. Also I went on the Price Is Right and I won a dune buggy.
Barney: "Let me choose your child's middle name! Because I have thought up the most awesome name of all time."
Marshall: "What's the middle name?"
Barney: "Wait for it."
Marshall: "I'm waiting."
Barney: "Wait for it."
Marshall: "I said I'm waiting."
Barney: "Wait for it."
Marshall: "What's the middle name?"
Barney: "No, the middle name is 'Wait For It'. Let's say his first name is, oh, I don't know, 'Barney'. He'd be Barney 'Wait For It' Eriksen. How awesome is that?"
Ted: "Barney! I'm allowed to miss them, okay? They're my two best friends."
Barney: "I'm your two best friends!"
Robin: "I'm such a mess. Why do you even like me?"
Barney: "I guess cause you're almost as messed up as I am."
Seriously. Jesus started the whole 'wait three days'-thing. He waited three days to come back to life. It was perfect! If he had only waited one day, a lot of people wouldn't have even heard that he died. They'd be all, 'Hey Jesus, what up?' and Jesus would probably be like, 'What up? I died yesterday!' and then they'd be all, 'Uh, you look pretty alive to me, dude...' and then Jesus would have to explain how he was resurrected, and how it was a miracle, and then the dude would be like 'Uh okay, whatever you say, bro.'
And he's not gonna come back on a saturday. Everybody's busy, doing chores, workin' the loom, trimmin' their beards. No, he waits the exact right number of days: three! Plus it's sunday, so everyone's in church already, they're all in there 'Oh no, Jesus is dead', then bam! He bursts through the back door, runs up the aisle, everyone's totally psyched, and FYI, that's when he invented the high-five. Three days. We wait three days to call a woman, because that's how long Jesus wants us to wait.... True story!
I didn't give up on my dream house, because that's the thing about stupid decisions - we all make them, but time is funny and sometimes a little magical. It can take a stupid decision, and turn it into something else entirely.
Ted Mosby in How I Met Your Mother, Season 5 Episode 20Kids, you may think your only choices are to swallow your anger or throw it in someone's face, but there's a third option: You can just let it go, and only when you do that is it really gone and you can move forward.
AngerTed Mosby in How I Met Your Mother, Season 4 Episode 6Sometimes, even when you know something's a mistake, you gotta make it anyway.
Failures & Mistakes, Fate & DestinyTed Mosby in How I Met Your MotherThink of me as Yoda - only, instead of being little and green, I wear suits and I'm awesome. I'm your bro. I'm Broda.
Barney Stinson in How I Met Your Mother, Season 3 Episode 5You are the love of my life. Everything I have and everything I am is yours. Forever.
Love declerationsBarney Stinson in How I Met Your Mother, Season 9 Episode 24Canada also helped in two world wars and gave the world Neil Young, William Shatner, Leonard Cohen, Pamela Anderson, one quarter of Barney Stinson, instant mashed potatoes and best of all - you.
CanadaBarney Stinson in How I Met Your Mother, Season 9 Episode 12Barney: "Fine, we'll just have a nice, tasteful rehearsal dinner. Maybe at a French restaurant, I know just the place."
Robin: "What's the name of the restaurant?"
Barney: "La Sertag."
I only have one rule. For every three 10's you bang, throw a bone to a 5. They're grateful and hard working and let's face it, sometimes you just want to lay there.
Barney Stinson in How I Met Your Mother, Season 8 Episode 23It's nice that they found each other. Sometimes you fall for someone you'd never expect, but that doesn't make it wrong. Doesn't everyone deserve to be happy?
Barney Stinson in How I Met Your Mother, Season 8 Episode 10You know, it's funny. Almost every woman I've ever met was wrong to give me a chance. You're the first woman who's wrong not to.
Barney Stinson in How I Met Your Mother, Season 7 Episode 18Neither one of us are gonna say, "Hey, how's it going?" or "Good to see you!"
Because it really will be good to see you.
Airport Security: "How did you get that through the X-Ray machine?"
Barney: "No questions from the audience, please!"
This guy he's done everything right. He's been loving and devoted since he was 18 years old. There are only a few truly great people on this planet and he is one of them.
Barney Stinson in How I Met Your Mother, Season 7 Episode 23I know our relationship isn't exactly what you want it to be. And I know I may not love you the way you love me, but I DO love you. Isn't that worth hanging on to?
Robin Scherbatsky in How I Met Your Mother, Season 7 Episode 22Here are a few fun facts about Long Island... Number 1: It's Brooklyn's fart-trail.
BrooklynRobin Scherbatsky in How I Met Your Mother, Season 7 Episode 11Which meant for the first time in years, the world was wide open. Because kids, when a door closes... well, you know the rest.
Ted Mosby in How I Met Your Mother, Season 7 Episode 17Your heart's talking to you, Barney. Do you have the guts to listen to it?
Lily Aldrin in How I Met Your Mother, Season 6 Episode 18Lily: "Just give me his name!"
Robin: "Fine. It's Bill Pepper."
Lily: "Kind of a coincidence there happens to be a bill and a pepper shaker here on the table. Any chance you and Bill had a three-way with Fork Napkin?"