The best Quotes from How I Met Your Father

Ever since Meredith dumped you, I've been spending 50 bucks a week on kleenex.

I was really into hula hooping growing up. My mom said I had the loosest hips in Cincinnati. Which I'm now realizing is a very disturbing thing to say to a young child.

You think Queen Jane stays in on a Saturday night? No, she's out in the town - crushing d-ck.

This story is about the journey, not the destination. I'm gonna get with a whole bunch of dudes before I wind up with Dad.

Magic love story? Sophie's mom is a party girl who bounces around from boyfriend to boyfriend. Her dad wasn't even in the picture. The only thing magical about Sophie's life is that she still believes in love at all.

I am super into him, and I decided I am not gonna let something as irrational as rational thinking stand in the way of that.

Now, like a lot of love stories back in 2022, this one starts with a Tinder date.

Sid: "Valentina's trying to help her girl get with my boy."
Jesse: "Sophie did say my shirt was cool."
Sid: "Most compliments are sure to get into the pants."

It was a total score. We got the appartement from this old married couple who posted it on the Wesleyan Alumni Group. Even got them to leave their swords.

Screw being mature! We can still make bad choices for a few more years.

It was hard to live in the moment in 2022. There was always someplace else you could be. Someone else you could be with. But every once in a while, you found yourself in the exact right spot.

This is the story of how I met your father.

Repeat after me: Today is the first chapter of my next great love story.

Look at that, a proposal that won't haunt and traumatize him forever. Good for him.