You're human and I'm a monster. It's like freaky friday but on a tuesday.Hotel Transylvania - 4: Transformania, by Jonathan
I always thought the worst thing ever would be seeing you go, but the worst is seeing you unhappy.Hotel Transylvania, by Dracula
Human blood is so fatty and you never know where its been.Hotel Transylvania, by Dracula
Jonathan: "Are these monsters gonna kill me?"
Dracula: "Not as long as they think you're a monster."
Jonathan: "That's kinda racist."
Armor: "Sir, sir, we have an urgent plumbing issue."
Armor: "There is a clogged toilet in room 348."
Dracula: "It's okay, we all get stomach aches, Mr. Bigfoot."
Dracula: "No, honey, you're too young."
Mavis: "I'm a hundred and eighteen years old."
Speaking of awesome, that cape thing is killing it!Hotel Transylvania, by Jonathan
Welcome to Hotel Transylvania. It's a place I built for all those monsters hiding from the persecution of humankind, a place of relaxation and tranquility.Hotel Transylvania, by Dracula
Ever since she was born I've wanted to protect my little ghoul so I created a place where all monsters could be safe, from them! This is Hotel Transylvania. All of our monster friends are right here, the Mummy, Wayne the Wolf and your Uncle Frank's dropping in too.Hotel Transylvania, by Dracula