Quotes and Sayings about Hospitals

Nobody should have to go to work thinking, "Oh, this is the place that I might die today." That's what a hospital is for. An office is for not dying.

I love hospitals. If I could spend the rest of my life in a hospital, I would. Because when you're in a hospital, you have zero responsibilities.

We're hospitals, killing people should be high up on the list of things we do not do.

Hospitals are places that you have to stay in for a long time, even if you are a visitor. Time doesn't seem to pass in the same way in hospitals as it does in other places. Time seems to almost not exist in the same way as it does in other places.

Stella: "Why didn't I pack anything nice?"
Poe: "Because you always pack for a hot hospital romance."

Forty years ago, the Beatles asked the world a simple question: they wanted to know where all the lonely people came from. My latest theory is that a great many of the lonely people come from hospitals. More precisely, the surgical wing of hospitals. As surgeons, we ignore our own needs so we can meet our patients' needs. We ignore our friends and families so we can save other people's friends and families. Which means that, at the end of the day, all we really have is ourselves. And nothing in this world can make you feel more alone than that.

Things happen. We can't explain them, we can't control them, but they do happen. Miracles do happen in medicine. They happen everyday, just not always when we need them to happen.

What would you prefer - a doctor who holds your hand while you die, or one who ignores you while you get better? I suppose it would particularly suck to have a doctor, who ignores you while you die.

Sometimes, the cure is a little taste of the disease. The difference between medicine and poison sometimes is only dosage.

I didn't become a doctor because I wanted to be god. I became a doctor because I wanted to save lives.

Sarkov: "That's doctor-patient privilege."
Juan: "I thought you were a scientist."
Sarkov: "It's all the same. We all wear white coats and have trouble with eye contact."

You may not be able to read a doctor's handwriting and prescription, but you'll notice his bills are neatly typewritten.

Modern medicine is a negation of health. It isn't organized to serve human health, but only itself, as an institution. It makes more people sick than it heals.

Medical science has proven time and again that when the resources are provided, great progress in the treatment, cure, and prevention of disease can occur.

Healing is a matter of time, but it is sometimes also a matter of opportunity.

Wherever the art of medicine is loved, there is also a love of humanity.

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

Whenever a doctor cannot do good, he must be kept from doing harm.

Save one life, and you're a hero. Save 100 lives, well then, you're a nurse.

The best way to find yourself is to lose yourself in the service of others.

Have a heart that never hardens, and a temper that never tires, and a touch that never hurts.

There are angels by the way. They don't have wings and live in clouds. They wear nurse's uniforms and work hard to pay the rent on their houses. Some work for charities because they can't look the other way. Some have four legs and bark. But whatever they look like, they all save lives.

It would not be possible to praise nurses too highly.

Sometimes I inspire my patients; more often they inspire me.

May your scrubs be comfy, your coffee be strong, and your Monday be short.

Constant attention by a good nurse may be just as important as a major operation by a surgeon.

Nurse: just a word to describe a person strong enough to tolerate anything and soft enough to understand anyone.

Nurses - everyday heroes. Compassionate and strong, they are always there to help and support us. Their relentless dedication and unconditional care deserve our deepest gratitude. They are our beacons of hope in times of darkness and deserve recognition for their invaluable work.

Nurses are true superheroes! They juggle medications and never miss a vein. Sometimes, they even find time to dance with their patients. If you ever encounter a nurse, give them a hug, because they are the real rockstars in the hospital!

Amidst the bustling frenzy of the world, the caregivers rise like radiant stars in the nocturnal sky. With tender hands and vigilant eyes, they watch over the health and well-being of their charges. Their virtuousness and dedication fill the hearts of those entrusted to them with solace and hope. What a blessing these true heroes of everyday life are!

Michael: "You will be thin. You won't drool over pizza like an animal anymore. You will find love."
Kevin: "Michael, I'm pretty much okay with who I am now."
Michael: "Don't be. You should never settle for who you are."

Holly and I are like Romeo and Juliet. And this office is like the dragon that kept them apart.

I know it's true
It's all because of you
And if you go away
I know you could never stay

I know it's true
It's all because of you
And if I make it through
It's all because of you

And now and then
If we must start again
Well, we will know for sure
That I love you

Pam: "Jim and I have never and will never have sex in the office."
Jim: "No, because the office isn't what I'd consider a romantic place."
Pam: "Besides, we have something those other people don't have, which is a home and a bed."
Jim: "And a shower."

It wasn't the violence that scared her. It was the fact that she knew no matter what he did, she'd still love him.

I'm just saying, love is a million things.

All we can do as parents really I mean is try to pass down the best of ourselves to our kids in the limited time we have.

There is no flight without a leap.

Cinema can fill in the empty spaces of your life and your loneliness.

Nothing's gonna save our lifes, so... we're breathing borrowed air.

The body is a slave to its impulses.

Doesn't matter how tough we are. Trauma always leaves a scar. It follows us home, it changes our lives, Trauma messes everybody up, but maybe that's the point: All the pain and the fear and the crap. Maybe going through all of that is what keeps us moving forward, it's what pushes us. Maybe we have to get a little messed up, before we can step up.

Real loneliness is not necessarily limited to when you are alone.

What's the problem? Grunting is scientifically proven to add more power. Ask any female tennis player, or her husband.

I'm not going to tell my nine-months-pregnant wife that I find her replacement objectively attractive. Just like I'm not going to tell my two-year-old daughter that violent video games are objectively more fun. It's true, but it doesn't help anybody.

Jim: "What about and energy drink?"
Pam: "It gets in the breast milk. If I drink it, CeCe drinks it six hours later."
Jim: "It doesn't mean I can't drink it."
Pam: "Well, it does and it doesn't."

Michael: "Phyllis did injure herself, but she injured herself having fun and I don't think she'd trade that memory for anything."
Stanley: "I would like the memory of a day uninterrupted by this nonsense."

I'd rather she be alone than with somebody. Is that love?

Michael's like a movie on a plane. You know, it's not great, but it's something to watch.