Quotes and Sayings about Horses

I call horses "divine mirrors" - they reflect back the emotions you put in. If you put in love and respect and kindness and curiosity, the horse will return that.

Allan Hamilton

Horses are like people - they have different personalities. They can be nice, friendly and hard-working, or awkward, difficult and lazy. If horses were people, some would be on the dole, and others would be entrepreneurs.

Tony McCoy

Annie: "I've heard you help people with horse problems."
Tom Booker: "Truth is, I help horses with people problems."

Tom Booker in The Horse Whisperer

When you discover you're riding a dead horse, the best strategy is to dismount.

Tribal Wisdom

Native American

A horse is a bike that pedals itself.

Dwight Schrute in The Office - Season 7 Episode 5

Bicycles

Receptionist: "Horses are very spiritual animals, and they help our patients in their path to recovery."
Norman: "Ah. A path filled with horse shit."

Norman Newlander in The Kominsky Method - Season 1 Episode 6

You know how every model is like, 'I do yoga.' Well, I find horses have the same effect.

Bella Hadid

Yoga

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A dog has no use for fancy cars, big homes, or designer clothes. A water logged stick will do just fine. A dog doesn't care if you're rich or poor, clever or dull, smart or dumb. Give him your heart and he'll give you his. How many people can you say that about? How many people can make you feel rare and pure and special? How many people can make you feel extraordinary?

Marley & Me

Animals Dogs

Who feeds a hungry animal, feeds his own soul.

Charlie Chaplin

Animals

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man.

Mark Twain

Humanity Gratitude Animals Dogs

All animals are equal, but some are more equal than others.

George Orwell in Animal Farm

Animals

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.

Josh Billings

Animals Dogs

Treat your pet in a way that you could easily exchange roles anytime.

Pascal Lachenmeier (*1973)

Animals Pets

There are no strange creatures, only blinkered people.

Newt Scamander in Fantastic Beasts - 2: The Crimes of Grindelwald

Animals

Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail.

Kinky Friedman

Love Money Animals Dogs

If having a soul means being able to feel love and loyalty and gratitude, then animals are better off than a lot of humans.

James Herriot

Animals

The only honest reaction and true loyalty that we get is from our animals.

Dick Van Patten

Loyalty Animals

Animals don't judge you as long as you're really good at heart. They don't care who you are or what you've done in your past.

Joe Exotic in Tiger King - Season 1 Episode 2

Animals

I've always had a fascination for animals. I loved watching them, and even then I thought of them as beings rather than pets. I call it a birth affect!

Tippi Hedren

Animals

The older I get, the more individuality I find in animals and the less I find in humans.

Chuck Jones

Humanity Animals

I've never met an animal I didn't like, and I can't say the same thing about people.

Doris Day

Humanity Animals

The better I get to know men, the more I find myself loving dogs.

Charles de Gaulle

Humanity Animals Dogs

There has never been a time without unicorns. We live forever! We are as old as the sky, old as the moon! We can be hunted, trapped; we can even be killed if we leave our forests, but we do not vanish. Am I truly the last?

Unicorn in The Last Unicorn

Unicorns

I would love to just take a day off from being a mum and let my kids do whatever they want, but I'd also love to find a rainbow unicorn and fly it to the moon.

Allison Torres in Yes Day

Unicorns

I just thought squirting was a myth, like unicorns or moderate Republicans.

Phillip Gallagher in Shameless - Season 7

Unicorns

Reality is a thing for people who are scared of unicorns.

Funny Quotes Unicorns

And please bless that someone will adopt us soon, and that the mommy and daddy will be nice and have a pet unicorn.

Agnes in Despicable Me

Unicorns

What's the problem? Grunting is scientifically proven to add more power. Ask any female tennis player, or her husband.

Dwight Schrute in The Office - Season 8 Episode 3

What's the argument here? NBA. WNBA. One is a sport, one is a joke. I love sports, I love jokes. Room for all.

Dwight Schrute in The Office - Season 7 Episode 23

Women's Sports

People think of science as rolling back the mystery of God. I look at science as slowly creeping toward the mystery of God.

Allan Hamilton

God Science

I dream up things, and then I convince myself that they're possible.

Tony McCoy

Grace: "Are you afraid of anything, Tom Booker?"
Tom Booker: "Of growing old. Being of no use."

Tom Booker in The Horse Whisperer

Age

The name was never a label. It was, and continues to be, a badge of honor… it is a symbol of everything we stand for: strength, courage, pride, and respect - the same values we know guide Native Americans and which are embedded throughout their rich history as the original Americans.

Dan Snyder - October 2013

Washington Commanders Native American

Pam: "Jim and I have never and will never have sex in the office."
Jim: "No, because the office isn't what I'd consider a romantic place."
Pam: "Besides, we have something those other people don't have, which is a home and a bed."
Jim: "And a shower."

Jim Halpert in The Office - Season 7 Episode 16

Shower

But what's the point of breathing if somebody already tells you the difference between an apple and a bicycle? If I bite a bicycle and ride an apple, then I'll know the difference.

Axel Blackmar in Arizona Dream

Bicycles Apples

Being human and being hurt are the same damn thing.

Norman Newlander in The Kominsky Method - Season 1 Episode 2

Secretary: "I am so delighted that you're back."
Norman: "Give it time. The feeling will pass."

Norman Newlander in The Kominsky Method - Season 1 Episode 5

There wasn't really one time in my life where I was like, 'I want to be a model!'

Bella Hadid

Fashion

I love yoga because not only is it a workout for your body, but also your breathing, which helps release a lot of stress. It really prepares you for the day.

Tia Mowry

Yoga

Michael: "You will be thin. You won't drool over pizza like an animal anymore. You will find love."
Kevin: "Michael, I'm pretty much okay with who I am now."
Michael: "Don't be. You should never settle for who you are."

Michael Scott in The Office - Season 7 Episode 22

I'm not going to tell my nine-months-pregnant wife that I find her replacement objectively attractive. Just like I'm not going to tell my two-year-old daughter that violent video games are objectively more fun. It's true, but it doesn't help anybody.

Jim Halpert in The Office - Season 8 Episode 7

Jim: "What about and energy drink?"
Pam: "It gets in the breast milk. If I drink it, CeCe drinks it six hours later."
Jim: "It doesn't mean I can't drink it."
Pam: "Well, it does and it doesn't."

Pam Beesly in The Office - Season 6 Episode 25

Michael: "Phyllis did injure herself, but she injured herself having fun and I don't think she'd trade that memory for anything."
Stanley: "I would like the memory of a day uninterrupted by this nonsense."

Stanley Hudson in The Office - Season 5 Episode 27

Michael: "Excuse me, everyone... Sex! Now that I have your attention...-"
Stanley: "You don't have our attention."
Michael: "Money!"
Stanley: "I'm listening."
Kevin: "You had me at 'Sex'."

Kevin Malone in The Office - Season 7 Episode 9

I'd rather she be alone than with somebody. Is that love?

Ryan Howard in The Office

Kelly Kapoor

Michael's like a movie on a plane. You know, it's not great, but it's something to watch.

Toby Flenderson in The Office - Season 5 Episode 21

Airplanes

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