The best Quotes from Honeymoon With My Mother

Is this a tip or a bribe? It's not bad for a tip, but as a bribe, it's absolute horsesh-t.

Mari Carmen: "Why did you pay up front?"
José Luis: "Weddings are always paid up front!"

I promise you this will be the trip of your life.

José Luis: "Help me have as much fun as you do."
Mari Carmen: "You're in for a treat!"