The best Quotes from Honest Thief

I’ve robbed twelve banks in seven states. I have a little over nine million dollars in cash. And no one knows who I am.

I always wanted to be a cowboy, and Jedi Knights are basically cowboys in space, right?

I don't do my own stunts, but I do my own fighting. I don't consider fighting to be a stunt.

It's an ongoing joy being a dad.

Every cliche about kids is true; they grow up so quickly, you blink and they're gone, and you have to spend the time with them now. But that's a joy.

In real life, wolves will do anything to avoid contact with mankind.

I'm a big believer in acts of kindness, no matter how small.

I don't have friends, I have family.

No matter how fast you are, no one outruns their past.

"We have laws for these things."
"Until they fail. Then you have me."

You're telling me one man did this? And the only thing you know is he's a Beekeeper?

You don't have time to think up there. If you think, you're dead.

Gentlemen, you are the elite. The best of the best. We'll make you better!

Of all the threats from both your past and future. You've never faced anything like this.

Do not forget what you have learned of our past, Rodimus. From its lessons, the future is forged.

There's only one rule in the jungle: when the lion's hungry, he eats!

Coach: "His name is Phuc, but spelled with a "ph", so it sounds like f-ok."
Phuc: "Please!"
Coach: "Alright, Phuc, calm the f-ook down."

In 1972, a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire the A-Team.

I love it when a plan comes together.

We're not just black, we're cops too. We'll pull ourselves over later.

Mike, you go to therapy to get your issues worked out, not bang your therapist.

Shimazu: "I want you to find your peace. But a good death only comes after a good life."
John Wick: "You and I left a good life behind a long time ago, my friend."

A man has to look his best when it's time to get married... or buried.

Your days of fighting to the so-called greater good are over. This is our chance to control the truth - the concepts of right and wrong - for everyone for centuries to come. You're fighting to save an ideal that doesn't exist. Never did. You need to pick a side.

We'll burn that bridge when we get to it.

I want revenge. I want them to know that death is coming, and there is nothing they can do to stop it.

I've lived in a world of death. I've watched people I've loved die. Some fast with a bullet, some not enough left to bury. All these years I've kept my secrets, but the time has come to face my past. And if it comes looking for me, they will welcome death.

Kami: "What do you want, sweetie?"
Alphie: "For robots to be free."
Kami: "Oh. We don't have that in the fridge. How about ice cream?"

Alphie: "What's heaven?"
Joshua: "It's a peaceful place in the sky."
Alphie: "Are you going to heaven?"
Joshua: "No."
Alphie: "Why not?"
Joshua: "You got to be a good person to go to heaven."
Alphie: "Then we're the same. We can't go to heaven, because you're not good, and I'm not a person."

Supervisor: "Attention, whoever you are, this channel is reserved for emergency calls only."
John McClane: "No f*cking shit, lady! Does it sound like I'm ordering a pizza?"

Hans Gruber: "Do you really think you have a chance against us, Mr. Cowboy?"
John McClane: "Yippee-ki-yay, motherf*cker."

You know, hope is a mistake. If you can't fix what's broken, you'll go insane.

They say people don't believe in heroes anymore. Well, damn them! You and me, Max, we're gonna give them back their heroes.

I never been in no cell that had a phone in it. Can I stay for a while? 'Cause I ordered some pizza.

This is the cleanest and nicest police car I've ever been in in my life. This thing's nicer than my apartment.

I'm too old for this sh-t.

You have the right to remain unconscious. Anything you say ain't gonna be much.

Death's still a mystery. But life, a little less so. Alone, we walk the Earth quiet. But together? As a team? Oh, we can do some shit awfully loud.

Three little words have helped dictators rule: State-run television.

It’s our moments of struggle that define us.