Quote by Homer Simpson (about Alcohol, Beer, Brain)

All right, brain. You don't like me and I don't like you, but let's just do this and I can get back to killing you with beer.

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Alcohol Beer Brain

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Television! Teacher, mother, secret lover.

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America's health care system is second only to Japan, Canada, Sweden, Great Britain, well… all of Europe. But you can thank your lucky stars we don't live in Paraguay!

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Ooh, the Patriot Act is so terrible! The government might find out what library books I take out! What's next, finding out what operas I go to?

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When I held that gun in my hand, I felt a surge of power. Like God must feel when he's holding a gun.

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Number 1: "Cover for me."
Number 2: "Oh, good idea, Boss!"
Number 3: "It was like that when I got here."

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