Quotes and Sayings about Homeoffice

Quotes and Sayings about Homeoffice

My cleaning lady is working remote these days. She calls me and tells me what to do.
My fiancé has been getting sexually harassed at the office - ever since she started working from home.

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Now, more than any time in our history, we will be judged by our capacity for compassion. Our ability to come through this, won't just be down to what government or businesses do, but by the individual acts of kindness that we show each other.
Rishi Sunak - March 2020
Maintaining confidence in international trade will be critical to the broader economic recovery in the post-Covid world.
Last year, Covid-19 kept us apart. This year, we are finally together again.
Joe Biden - March 2022, State of the Union Address
This pandemic is exhausting all of us. We're tired of it. But it doesn't help. We have to face it together and, in many cases, practice social distancing.
Olaf Scholz - December 2021
Most likely, by the end of this winter, everyone in Germany will be either vaccinated, recovered, or dead.
Jens Spahn - November 2021
There will not be another lockdown.
Olaf Scholz - August 2021, Kanzler-Triell #1
I recommend taking the vaccines. I happen to take the vaccine - if it doesn't work you'll be the first to know.
Donald Trump - August 2021
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We all want normality back, but we don't get normality back by ourselves - we only get it as a community and that's why we need to get more people vaccinated. Every vaccination is a small step towards normality for everyone.
Angela Merkel - July 2021
If we can't reopen our society in the next few weeks when we will be helped by the arrival of summer and the school holidays, we must ask ourselves "when will we be able to reopen?"
Boris Johnson - July 2021
After I promised 200 million Covid-19 shots in the first 100 days, we will have provided over 220 million Covid shots in those hundred days. Thanks to the help of all of you.
Joe Biden - April 2021, Speech to Congress
We have to act now. Now. In all areas.
Lothar Wieler (as President of the Robert Koch Institute) - April 2021
And on Monday the 12th I will be going to the pub myself - and cautiously but irreversibly raising a pint of beer to my lips.
Boris Johnson - April 2021
We can't keep up this strict lockdown for all of winter. Our society couldn't stand that.
Jens Spahn - February 2021
Normally developing a vaccine takes up to 10 years. We developed a vaccine in just nine months. We've already begun a nationwide vaccination program, and we’re sending the vaccine all over the world. The world will benefit will benefit, and everybody’s calling to thank me.
Donald Trump - New Year Eve’s address 2020/21
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In 2021, we will continue our fight against Covid-19 with a renewed sense of hope. Canadians have already started to receive doses of safe and effective vaccines.
Justin Trudeau - New Year Eve’s address 2020/21
The first few months of the year will be difficult until at least the spring. Hope is there in this vaccine that human ingenuity has brought about in just one year.
Emmanuel Macron - New Year Eve’s address 2020/21
The painful events that humanity had to suffer through during the past year, especially the pandemic, show how important it is for us to care for others and to be compassionate.
Pope Francis - New Year Eve’s address 2020/21
A safe and effective vaccine will be available to all Australians and will be a key step in our recovery in 2021.
Scott Morrison - New Year Eve’s address 2020/21
There's no denying that the coming days and weeks will be tough for our country - and that the situation won't change for some time.
Angela Merkel - New Year Eve’s address 2020/21
Today, we open a new chapter in fighting Covid-19.
Ursula von der Leyen - December 2020, about the authorization of the Biontech/Pfizer vaccine in the EU
If we don't practice enough social distancing before Christmas and then realize, it has been the last Christmas with our grandparents, we will be full of regrets.
Angela Merkel - December 2020
Today, we'll pass another grim milestone in this pandemic: 200,000 American lives lost.
Joe Biden - September 2020, via Twitter
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I wanted to always play it down. I still like playing it down, because I don't want to create a panic.
Donald Trump (as President of the United States of America) - March 2020
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Crazy times we're living in. I used to cough to hide a fart, now I'm farting to hide a cough.
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I tested negative to Covid yesterday and positive today. No symptoms what so ever. Covid had the courage to challenge me. Bad idea.
Zlatan Ibrahimović - September 2020
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I dare saying that in regard of protecting us from Corona, a mask that may be uncomfortable is way more effective than a tin foil hat.
Frank-Walter Steinmeier (as President of Germany) - May 2020
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I imagined the Apocalypse with zombies and pumpguns, not with washing hands and staying at home.
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Remember last week when your grocery list wasn't just 'GRAB WHATEVER IS LEFT'?
Taylor Tomlinson - via Twitter
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My cat is really annoyed by me, now that I hang around in her apartment all day.
Quarantänealltag
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The government just decided: Every houshold hoarding more than 10 rolls of toilet paper is from now on regarded as a public toilet.
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Many people didn't know, that just before the end, dinosaurs met each other at asteroid parties.
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Why is there a shortage of toilet paper in times of Corona?
If someone sneezes, everyone around him sh*ts their pants.
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Who's not gonna take the vaccine because they think it might be dangerous? Raise your hands! Now take that hand and slap yourself in the f*cking face!
Covid infection in 2020:
Oh my God! Get well soon! Tell me when you need anything! Take all the time you need to recover!

Covid infection in 2024:
Okay, see you at work tomorrow.
Day 619. Still waiting for the microchips they vaccinated into me to take my life or my free will.
März 2023
I went jogging to get rid of the extra pounds I gained during lockdown. Didn't work at all.
Wait, am I supposed to do this more than once?
I have a solution for the pandemic, by the way. We test everybody. Everytime we find somebody who has COVID, we kill them. That's it. That's the solution. We won't need another one after that one.
The bizarre beliefs of hardcore anti-vaxxers means a significant number still insist on their right not to get the shot. Unfortunately, COVID still insists on his right to infect and kill them.
Snook Austin in Death to 2021
Krispy Kreme offered free donuts to the vaccinated, so by 2022, 98% of the US population will either have COVID-19 or type II diabetes.
Snook Austin in Death to 2021
Coronavirus is all Gen Z's fault. They wanted everything to go viral, now look what's happened.
The Corona pandemic clearly shows us which people we choose, when we're forced to limit ourselves.
All you have to do is stay at home and get drunk at home. It's great.
Sophie Turner - March 2020
The guys and I ate stuff from the fridge in our shared apartment for five years and we're still alive. Whatever's in that Corona vaccine can't be more dangerous.
So you have been eating burgers and Chicken McNuggets all your life, but don't want the vaccine, because "you don't know what's in it?"
Schools stay open during the pandemic to ensure that bad students come back home with positive results for once.
The last person that was excited about a check with Donald Trump's name on it was Stormy Daniels.
Oliver Welke in heute-show - Sendung vom 24.04.2020
I hate cleaning up around here. What's the point? It's just gonna get dirty again.
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Do you know how bored I was today? I came this close to actually cleaning the house!
Gabrielle Solis in Desperate Housewives - Season 1 Episode 1
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