The best Quotes by The Homelander

Lift the plane? How? There's nothing to stand on - it's f*ckin' air!

I'm the Homelander. And I can do whatever the f*ck I want.

Rome. Greece. All democracies fail because people are f*cking stupid. But if you crush the masses... Who builds your monuments? Who tongues your taint? No, the people will tear it apart themselves. You just gotta nudge 'em a little. Then you get to swoop in. Be the one saving it. Like Caesar.

I'll tell you what. When we're all done here, I'll buy you a nice, big, family-size bottle of top-shelf lube and I'll tickle your balls till you beg me to stop and even then I won't. I just won't do it.

Hughie, these women they're like fine wine, the older they get, the more delicious, but the drier.

You wanna know what I do when I'm sad… or scared? F*cking nothing. Cuz I'm not a f*cking p*ssy.

The Deep: "What do we do? We can't just kill everyone."
Billy Butcher: "That's exactly what we're gonna do!"

Now don't be a p*ssy, laser my f*cking t*ts!

That's where The Boys come in: Spank the bastards when they get out of line.

The truth is, our weakness is the same as anyone’s. It’s people. The people we care about. So I say, cut them loose. For your good and for theirs. That way you’re really bulletproof.

Why have average when you can have extraordinary?

Since when did "hopeful" and "naive" become the same thing? I mean, why would you get into this business if not to save the world? That’s all I have ever wanted.

Just remember who your friends and who your enemies are.

I'm supposed to be this hero, idol symbol, but I don't know what the hell I'm doing.

Just 'cause you fall on your *ss doesn't mean you have to stay there.

Pardon my French, f*ck those f*ckers!

You ever touch me again, I will burn your eyes out!

I'm Cate's imaginary friend from when she was a kid. Boyfriend, really. I taught her how to jerk off. Diddle that skittle. Flick the bean. Gotta find that man in the canoe. Came like a faucet. She'd crank up the Jonas Brothers. She'd hump a soldier boy pillow. She'd raw dog that pillow till she saw God.