The best Quotes and Sayings about Hell

Hell is empty, devils are here!

Spartans! Ready your breakfast and eat hearty, for tonight we dine in hell!

When you hit rock-bottom, you still have a way to go until the abyss.

If heaven is up there, this is hell on earth.

If you need the threat of hell to be a good person, then you're just a bad person on a leash.

Max: "Fall in a ditch!"
Marcus: "Well, I already did that."

Welcome to Arizona, where summer spends the winter and hell spends the summer.

When you are in hell, only the devil can help you out.

It's a lemon, guys. It's what we feed children in hell.

The darkest places in hell are reserved for those who maintain their neutrality in times of moral crisis.

The number of places in paradise is limited; only in hell is entry open to all.

We're in Hell, tots, that's kind of the end of the road, ain't it?

What is hell? I maintain that it is the suffering of being unable to love.

Know what's really great about not being religious, Seong-hee? You know where you go when you die. To hell.

When man tries to imagine Paradise on earth, the immediate result is a very respectable Hell.

Some say war is hell. But war isn't hell. For in hell, the innocent are spared.

A Christian telling an atheist they're going to hell is as scary as a child telling an adult they're not getting any presents from Santa.

You won't burn in hell. But be nice anyway.

If you want to shake hands with the devil, that's fine with me. I just wanna make sure that you do it in hell.

When I can't bend heaven I will raise hell.

Religion is for people who are scared to go to hell. Spirituality is for people who have already been there.

The devil is real and he isn't a little red man with horns and a tail. He can be beautiful because he's a fallen angel and he used to be God's favourite.

But woe to the earth and the sea, because the devil has gone down to you! He is filled with fury, because he knows that his time is short.

Temptation and testing (or a trial) are two sides of the same coin. Satan uses an occasion or a person to tempt us to fall; God uses the same to try us and make us stronger.

Better the devil you do know than the devil you don't.

The Devil may present a pleasing visage. The better to seduce and influence the weak-minded.

If Hitler invaded hell I would make at least a favourable reference to the devil in the House of Commons.

Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.

Monsieur, when a finger is pointing up to the sky, only a fool looks at the finger.

The sky is always beautiful. Even when it's dark or rainy or cloudy, it's still beautiful to look at... it'll be there no matter what... and I know it'll always be beautiful.

Heaven and earth will pass away, but my words will never pass away.

Truly I tell you, today you will be with me in paradise.

No, I don't believe in God, but I respect the fact that you do. Everyone has to have something to believe in.

Cynicism, to me, is trying to make people as unhappy as you are.

For stony limits cannot hold love out,
And what love can do, that dares love attempt.

The rarer action is in virtue than in vengeance.

No retreat, no surrender. That is Spartan law. And by Spartan law, we will stand and fight... and die. A new age has begun: an age of freedom! And all will know that 300 Spartans gave their last breath to defend it!

In the end, love is a good reason for everything to fall apart.

It takes much more courage to be in love than it does for war.

I'm totally fine.

We've all got both light and dark inside of us. What matters is the part we choose to act on. That's who we really are.

We celebrate a holiday that praises our success at genocide. It's a white celebration of colonization. That's not sadistic enough. We package it up with the image of a happy, smiling turkey. The emblem of the holiday is the animal that we slaughter en masse.

Marcus: "My bike. It's gone. She took it."
Max: "So that's like Grand Theft Auto. Or Grand Theft Bike."

You know you're from Arizona when you feed your chickens ice cubes to keep them from laying hard-boiled eggs.

Hello, everyone. It's time to play a game. You all pretended to cure me. But what I have planned for each of you is very real.

Elfo: "What about me? Nobody cared either time I came back to life."
Luci: "I was disappointed both times. Disappointment's a form of caring."

Whoa, this is big. I really need some time to drink about this.

Life is a lemon and I want my money back.

A mighty flame followeth a tiny spark.