German Unity
Show 11 Sayings
In the face of Russias war against Ukraine, it can't be stressed enough how fortunate we were to see the events of 1989/90 happen in the way they did.
Angela Merkel - September 2022
Halloween
Show 22 Sayings
Everyone here knows that Halloween was invented by the candy companies. It's a conspiracy!
Max Dennison in Hocus Pocus
Allerheiligen
Show 4 Sayings
For death is no more than a turning of us over from time to eternity.
Veterans Day
Show 11 SayingsThe true soldier fights not because he hates what is in front of him, but because he loves what is behind him.
Volkstrauertag
Show 8 SayingsFor death is no more than a turning of us over from time to eternity.
Thanksgiving
Show 20 Sayings
Looking forward to ruining Thanksgiving this year by saying "Okay, Boomer" after the family prayer.
Black Friday
Show 8 SayingsBought a new vacuum on Black Friday. It sucks!
Day of the Dead
Show 16 SayingsIt is not that we are not sad for his passing. But in celebrating life, he shall remain with us forever. What better way to strengthen the bonds of the family that remains, than celebrating all who came before?
World of Warcraft - Dragonflight
Advent
Show 2 Sayings
Christmas - The time of love and consciousness, until someone came up with the whole presents-thing.
Christmas
Show 37 Sayings
Belsnickel: "The only thing you ever cared about was your stupid holiday."
Santa: "That stupid holiday makes billions of people feel love and happiness."
Santa: "That stupid holiday makes billions of people feel love and happiness."
Santa Claus in The Christmas Chronicles
Holy Night
Show 1 SayingsOn a very special night every year, legend has it that a jolly old man in a red suit flies through the air and brings gifts, laughter, and joy to children everywhere.
New Year's
Show 7 Sayings
We have 365 days ahead of us. 365 new chances, hopes, and possibilities to make the world a better place. Let's go!
Epiphany
Show 4 SayingsWhen they saw the star, they were overjoyed. On coming to the house, they saw the child with his mother Mary, and they bowed down and worshiped him. Then they opened their treasures and presented him with gifts of gold, frankincense and myrrh.
Matthew - 2, 10-11
Valentine's Day
Show 19 Sayings
The day after Valentine's Day, otherwise known as "discount chocolate day". Treat yourself, lonely people!
Dream - February 2021
Chinese New Year
Show 9 SayingsIn the Chinese New Year you wake up with money. You collect money in a red envelope. Who doesn't want that? Such a good holiday.
St. Patrick's Day
Show 18 SayingsIt is St. Patrick's Day and here in Scranton, that is a huge deal. It is the closest that the Irish will ever get to Christmas.
Michael Scott in The Office - Season 6 Episode 19
Palm Sunday
Show 4 SayingsBlessed is the king who comes in the name of the Lord! Peace in heaven and glory in the highest!
Luke - 19, 38
Maundy Thursday
Show 7 SayingsAnd sent his servant at supper time to say to them that were bidden, Come; for all things are now ready.
Luke - 14, 17
Good Friday
Show 7 SayingsUnless there is Good Friday in your life, there can be no Easter Sunday.
Easter
Show 13 Sayings
Easter shows that you can put truth in a grave, but it won't stay there.
Cinco de Mayo
Show 18 SayingsDon't burrito your head in the sand.
Armed Forces Day
Show 11 SayingsFor them there is no festival or feast. For them there is no party or celebration because they have the most important duty to fulfil. Salute to our soldiers!
Ascension of Jesus
Show 4 SayingsAfter the Lord Jesus had spoken to them, he was taken up into heaven and he sat at the right hand of God.
Mark - 16, 19
Pentecost
Show 8 SayingsWhen the time for Pentecost was fulfilled, they were all in one place together. And suddenly there came from the sky a noise like a strong driving wind, and it filled the entire house in which they were. Then there appeared to them tongues as of fire, which parted and came to rest on each one of them. And they were all filled with the holy Spirit and began to speak in different tongues, as the Spirit enabled them to proclaim.
Acts of the Apostles - 2, 1-4
Corpus Christi Day
Show 8 SayingsFor whenever you eat this bread and drink this cup, you proclaim the Lord's death until he comes.
I Corinthians - 11, 26
Independence Day
Show 16 Sayings
It's the 4th of July, that time of year when Americans who don't watch MSNBC, celebrate the nation's birthday.
