I'm not a hockey fan, which is probably why I had to leave Canada in the first place.
CanadaRyan ReynoldsHockey is not a one-man show; it's a team effort. If you don't work as a team - even if one or two guys aren't working - you're not going to win. That's the way it is.
TeamsGuy LafleurI love those hockey moms. You know what they say the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull is? Lipstick.
Sarah PalinA good hockey player plays where the puck is. A great hockey player plays where the puck is going to be.
Wayne GretzkyHockey is a unique sport in the sense that you need each and every guy helping each other and pulling in the same direction to be successful.
Wayne GretzkyHockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps.
Basketball, GolfTiger WoodsI skate to where the puck is going to be, not where it has been.
Wayne GretzkyLook, if Michael Jordan's healthy, you don't let Scottie Pippen run the offense. Oh, you're from Canada, right. If Wayne Gretzky's healthy, you don't let François... what I'm saying is: hockey is stupid and I'm point guy!
CanadaBarney Stinson in How I Met Your Mother, Season 8 Episode 23