The best Quotes by Mike Ehrmantraut

Well, you know how they say, "It's been a pleasure"? It hasn't.

Breaking Bad - Season 5 Episode 1

We all make our choices and those choices they put us on a road. And sometimes those choices seem small but they put you on the road. You think about getting off but eventually, you're back on it.

Better Call Saul - Season 5 Episode 9

Everyone sounds like Meryl Streep with a gun to their head.

Breaking Bad - Season 5 Episode 5

Meryl Streep

The less talk, the better.

Better Call Saul - Season 1 Episode 9

I’ve known good criminals and bad cops. Bad priests, honorable thieves. You can be on one side of the law or the other. But if you make a deal with somebody, you keep your word. You can go home today with your money and never do this again. But you took something that wasn’t yours. And you sold it for a profit. You’re now a criminal. Good one, bad one? That’s up to you.

Better Call Saul - Season 1 Episode 9

Crime Morality

We had a good thing, you stupid son of a b*tch! We had Fring, we had a lab, we had everything we needed, and it all ran like clockwork. You could have shut your mouth, cooked, and made as much money as you ever needed. It was perfect. But no, you just had to blow it up. You, and your pride and your ego. You just had to be the man. If you'd known your place, we'd all be fine right now!

Breaking Bad - Season 5 Episode 7

Now I don’t know what kind of movies you’ve been watching, but even in the real world, we don’t kill 11 people as some kind of prophylactic measure.

Breaking Bad - Season 5 Episode 2

I don't know what movies you've been watching but in the real world, we don't kill 11 people as some kind of prophylactic measure.

Breaking Bad - Season 5 Episode 2

Saul: "You see an amateur, I see 170 pounds of clay ready to be molded."
Mike: "If the cancer doesn't get him, it'll be the cops or a bullet to the head."

Better Call Saul - Season 6 Episode 11

Saul: "This Heisenberg guy has got something. It's top-of-the-line product. That's the buzz on the street."
Mike: "Years ago, I bought a Betamax, good product, top of the line. Experts said it was better than a VHS. Turned out to be a complete waste of time and money."

Better Call Saul - Season 6 Episode 11

Kaylee: "I think Jupiter is my favorite. Did you know it's the largest planet in our solar system? It's called the gas giant."
Mike: "Uh, that's not very nice."
Kaylee: "Pop-Pop, it's not that kind of gas."
Mike: "Oh, my mistake."

Breaking Bad - Season 6 Episode 6

Gas

Anyone who goes after him is gonna have to come through me.

Better Call Saul - Season 6 Episode 3

Whatever happens next, it's not gonna go down the way you think it is.

Better Call Saul - Season 6 Episode 2

I already told you what you can do with your money. You seem like a guy who can take a hint, so what are we doing?

Better Call Saul - Season 5

Jimmy: "Hey, did you hear all that?"
Mike: "I heard enough to know she saved your a-s."

Better Call Saul

Here's what's gonna happen. One day you're gonna wake up, eat your breakfast, brush your teeth, go about your business. And sooner or later, you're gonna realize you haven't thought about it. None of it. And that's the moment you realize you can forget. When you know that's possible, it all gets easier.

Better Call Saul - Season 5 Episode 9

I have people waiting for me. They don't know what I do, they never will. They're protected. But I do what I do so they can have a better life. And if I live or if I die, it really doesn't make a difference to me as long as they have what they need. So when it's my time to go, I will go knowing I did everything I could for them. Now, you ask me how I keep going? That's how.

Better Call Saul - Season 5 Episode 9

The next time you bring a gun to a job without telling me, I will stick it up your a-s sideways.

Breaking Bad - Season 5 Episode 6

You are trouble. I’m sorry the kid here doesn’t see it, but I sure as hell do. You are a time bomb. Tick tick ticking. And I have no intention for being around for the boom.

Breaking Bad - Season 5 Episode 2

Big doings today. The order of the day is "eyes open, mouth shut."

Breaking Bad - Season 4 Episode 7

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Eighty-six years. But with good behavior... who knows?

Saul Goodman in Better Call Saul - Season 6 Episode 13

If you don't like where you're heading, there's no shame in going back and changing your path.

Chuck McGill in Better Call Saul - Season 6 Episode 13

I wasn't there when the meth was cooked. I wasn't there when it was sold. I didn't witness any of the murders, but I damn well knew what was happening. I was more than a willing participant. I was indispensable. I kept Walter White out of Jail. I laundered his money. I lied for him. I conspired with him and I made millions.

Saul Goodman in Better Call Saul - Season 6 Episode 13

Walter White

Saul: "I could've sunk my teeth into this."
Walter: "You'd have been the last lawyer I'd have gone to."

Walter White in Better Call Saul - Season 6 Episode 13

Quantum mechanics? We're discussing that now? Stay in your lane! You are not talking about a time machine, which is both a real and theoretical impossibility. You are talking about regrets. So if you want to ask about regrets, just ask about regrets and leave all this time-traveling nonsense out of it!

Walter White in Better Call Saul - Season 6 Episode 13

During incarceration, defendant Goodman to receive one pint Blue Bell mint chocolate chip ice cream every Friday for the duration.

Saul Goodman in Better Call Saul - Season 6 Episode 13

Jesse: "This guy [Saul Goodman], any good?"
Kim: "When I knew him, he was."

Kim Wexler in Better Call Saul - Season 6 Episode 12

Saul Goodman

I'm still out here. Still getting away with it. Feds couldn't find their own ass with both hands and a proctologist.

Saul Goodman in Better Call Saul - Season 6 Episode 12

So a guy with cancer can't be an asshole?? Believe me, I speak from experience.

Saul Goodman in Better Call Saul - Season 6 Episode 11

I got more second-story guys in my book than pimples at a junior prom.

Saul Goodman in Better Call Saul - Season 6 Episode 11

At least I know they didn't spot you. No one could stay that aroused with your mug peeking through the window.

Saul Goodman in Better Call Saul - Season 6 Episode 11

You clearly don't know who you're talking to, so let me clue you in. I am not in danger, Skyler. I am the danger. A guy opens his door and gets shot, and you think that of me?! No! I am the one who knocks!

Walter White in Breaking Bad - Season 4 Episode 6

Christ, you two! All I can say is if I ever get anal polyps, I'll know what to name them.

Saul Goodman in Breaking Bad - Season 4 Episode 13

Funny Insults

What I came to realize is that fear, that's the worst enemy. So, get up, get out in the real world and you kick that bastard as hard as you can right in the teeth!

Walter White in Breaking Bad - Season 2 Episode 8

You need to stop focusing on the darkness behind you. The past is the past, nothing can change what we've done.

Walter White in Breaking Bad - Season 5 Episode 9

Past Remorse

When we do what we do for good reasons, then we’ve got nothing to worry about. And there’s no better reason... than family.

Walter White in Breaking Bad - Season 5 Episode 2

Take it from me, buddy: It's darkest just before the dawn.

Hank Schrader in Breaking Bad - Season 5 Episode 5

Hope Sunrise

What if this is like math? Or algebra? You know, you add a plus douchebag to a minus douchebag, then you get, like, zero douchebags.

Jesse Pinkman in Breaking Bad - Season 4 Episode 8

Jesse: "Tell this a-shole if he wants to learn how to make my product, he's got to do it my way, the right way."
Mexican Cook: "I speak English."
Jesse: "So you understand what a-shole means. Now, go get me my phenylacetic acid, a-shole."

Jesse Pinkman in Breaking Bad - Season 4 Episode 10

What's the point of being an outlaw when you got responsibilities?

Jesse Pinkman in Breaking Bad - Season 3 Episode 9

You have to embrace getting older. Life is precious, and when you’ve lost a lot of people, you realize each day is a gift.

Meryl Streep

Age

Don't waste so much time thinking about how much you weigh. There is no more mind-numbing, boring, idiotic, self-destructive diversion from the fun of living.

Meryl Streep

Self-Confidence Reducing Weight

Hi, I'm Saul Goodman. Did you know that you have rights? Constitution says you do. And so do I. I believe that until proven guilty, every man, woman and child in this country is innocent. And that's why I fight for you, Albuquerque!

Saul Goodman in Breaking Bad - Season 2 Episode 8

A whole life blown away in the blink of an eye. Nothing left but all the time in the world to think about it.

Ellis Boyd "Red" Redding in The Shawshank Redemption

Crime

We've all got both light and dark inside of us. What matters is the part we choose to act on. That's who we really are.

Sirius Black in Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

Morality

The good Lord didn't see fit to put oil and gas only where there are democratically elected regimes friendly to the United States.

Dick Cheney - June 1998

Oil Gas

You think I came all this way, just to let something as silly as lung-cancer take me down? Not a chance!

Walter White in Breaking Bad - Season 5 Episode 12

Cancer

Walter: "First order of business is to find a new place to cook. Before anyone says it, no more RVs."
Jesse: "I don’t know, the Crystal Ship did pretty good for us."
Walter: "The Crystal Ship?"
Jesse: "Yeah, that's what I called it."

Jesse Pinkman in Breaking Bad - Season 5 Episode 2

What did you do? Show your barber a picture of a dog's ass and said, "I'll take that"?

Hank Schrader in Breaking Bad - Season 4 Episode 7

Hair

You are a wealthy man now. One must learn to be rich. To be poor, anyone can manage

Gustavo Fring in Breaking Bad - Season 3 Episode 11

Wealth & Richness

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