Quotes and Sayings about Hipster

Han Lee: "Max, why did you kick out the hipsters?"
Max: "Cause I could not be in the background of another Instagram photo!"

Max Black in 2 Broke Girls - Season 1 Episode 11

Instagram

Han Lee: "Hipsters like karaoke!"
Max: "Replace the word 'like' with the word 'Hitler' and you got the three worst things in history."

Max Black in 2 Broke Girls - Season 1 Episode 4

Adolf Hitler Karaoke

Everyone is shaving their p*ssy. And hipsters these days have beards. So society has the same amount of hair, just on different c*nts.

Jimmy Carr

Vaginas

Esposito: "So you're going full hipster now."
Ryan: "Have you started jarring artisanal pickles yet?"

Kevin Ryan in Castle

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Twitter is stupid and Instagram is Twitter for people who can't read.

Max Black in 2 Broke Girls - Season 2 Episode 2

Instagram X / Twitter

A cow is a cow, no matter how many instagram filters you put on it.

Lucrecia Montesinos Hendrich in Élite - Season 2 Episode 1

Instagram Cows

A friendly guide about wether I'll be watching your Instagram stories:
______ ______ ______ (maybe)
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ (hell no!)

Instagram Social Media Gen Z / Zoomer

Selfies are electronic masturbation.

Karl Lagerfeld

Instagram Selfies Masturbation

Annoyed by social media? Just hang out on Facebook for three minutes, Instagram will feel great again!

January 2023

Facebook Instagram

Instagram makes people depressed & Twitter makes people angry. Which is better?

Elon Musk - January 2023

Instagram X / Twitter

Dear Instagram, please stop recommending people to me that "I could know".
I do know 'em, but I don't like them!

Instagram

Instagram reached 13 million users in just 13 months.

Kevin Systrom

Instagram

"Come one, let's make a boomerang for Instagram where we wave around our dirndl dresses!"
- Every woman at Oktoberfest

Instagram Oktoberfest

Social media is great, but also a bit scary. What people post is the most filtered, most carefully chosen and cleverly edited moments of their lives.

Daisy Ridley

Instagram

This is an important milestone for Facebook because it's the first time we've ever acquired a product and company with so many users. We don't plan on doing many more of these, if any at all.

Mark Zuckerberg (Facebook CEO) - about taking over Instagram

Facebook Instagram

Max: "How old are you gonna be?"
Earl: "75"
Max: "Oh, Earl, if you were just three years younger..."

Max Black in 2 Broke Girls - Season 1 Episode 1

Hey, if you got a second - stop staring at my boobs!

Max Black in 2 Broke Girls - Season 1 Episode 1

Boobs

I wear knit hats when it's cold out. You wear knit hats 'cause of Coldplay.
You have tattoos to piss off your dad. My dad doesn't know he's my dad.
And finally, you think this is the sound that gets you service. I think, this is the sound that dries up my v-gina.

Max Black in 2 Broke Girls - Season 1 Episode 1

Coldplay

Scaring people into participating isn't success, it's Scientology.

Max Black in 2 Broke Girls - Season 1 Episode 21

Religion

You're asking me if I have any gum? That's like asking New Jersey if it has any sl-ts!

Max Black in 2 Broke Girls - Season 1 Episode 21

New Jersey

Do you think we can convince them that slapping each other's face is the new high five?

Max Black in 2 Broke Girls - Season 1 Episode 7

Max: "Hi, ready to order?"
Guest: "Do you have anything that's really special?"
Max: "Not according to my high school guidance counselor."

Max Black in 2 Broke Girls - Season 1 Episode 2

High School

Max: "Earl, can you break some 20s? The big spenders at table two wanna split their $11 check three ways - even though one person did all the eating."
Earl: "I was in a three-way once. Same thing happened."

Earl Washington in 2 Broke Girls - Season 1 Episode 12

Earl: "Max, what is the worst sentence you ever want to come out of Han's mouth?"
Max: "I got you pregnant?"
Earl: "Come on, bad, bad."
Max: "I got you pregnant again?"

Max Black in 2 Broke Girls - Season 1 Episode 4

The bigger the lie, the more people believe in it.

Adolf Hitler

Lies

If we win, we don't have to explain ourselves. If we lose, there's nothing to explain.

Adolf Hitler

I just called in sick. Let's go get really drunk!

Kevin Ryan in Castle

You can fire us both for insubordination if you want, but we got this.

Kevin Ryan in Castle

I hate it when I loudly sing along to a song and the interpreter doesn't get the lyrics right.

Karaoke

I've got three cases of imported beer. Karaoke Maschine. And I didn't invite Michael. So three ingredients for a great party.

Jim Halpert in The Office - Season 2 Episode 9

Michael Scott Karaoke

I'm gonna talk about racism now. And this is a straight white man talking, so pay attention!

Jimmy Carr

Dark Humor

Who's not gonna take the vaccine because they think it might be dangerous? Raise your hands! Now take that hand and slap yourself in the f*cking face!

Jimmy Carr

Corona-Jokes Vaccines

Frank: "Why you gotta be such an asshole?"
Lip: "Apple fell where you dropped it."

Phillip Gallagher in Shameless - Season 2 Episode 4

Vaginas

V: "You always pick p*ssies!"
Fiona: "Well, they are what they eat."

Fiona Gallagher in Shameless - Season 2 Episode 4

Vaginas

Castle: "Do I look like a killer to you?"
Beckett: "Yes. You kill my patience."

Kate Beckett in Castle

Patience & Endurance

If you don't believe in even the possibility of magic, you'll never ever find it.

Richard "Rick" Castle in Castle

Magic

Robbie: "I'm Robbie."
Caroline: "I'm uncomfortable. You're getting me wet."
Robbie: "That's the point."

Caroline Channing in 2 Broke Girls - Season 1 Episode 1

This neighborhood is definitely on the rise. I remember a time when a black man couldn't get a cab around here. And that time was Wednesday.

Earl Washington in 2 Broke Girls - Season 1 Episode 7

Oleg: "If I knew we were gonna have staff meetings after work, I would've taken job at T.G.I. Friday instead. Over there, they roll fast and loose."
Han Lee: "Well, this is how I roll."
Max: "Yeah, short and slow."
Han Lee: "No, I roll fast and furious... Tokyo Drift style."

Han Lee in 2 Broke Girls - Season 1 Episode 12

Fast and Furious

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