Quotes and Sayings about Hipster

Quotes and Sayings about Hipster

Han Lee: "Max, why did you kick out the hipsters?"
Max: "Cause I could not be in the background of another Instagram photo!"
Max Black in 2 Broke Girls - Season 1 Episode 11
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Han Lee: "Hipsters like karaoke!"
Max: "Replace the word 'like' with the word 'Hitler' and you got the three worst things in history."
Max Black in 2 Broke Girls - Season 1 Episode 4
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Everyone is shaving their p*ssy. And hipsters these days have beards. So society has the same amount of hair, just on different c*nts.
Esposito: "So you're going full hipster now."
Ryan: "Have you started jarring artisanal pickles yet?"

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Twitter is stupid and Instagram is Twitter for people who can't read.
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A cow is a cow, no matter how many instagram filters you put on it.
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A friendly guide about wether I'll be watching your Instagram stories:
______ ______ ______ (maybe)
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ (hell no!)
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Selfies are electronic masturbation.
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Annoyed by social media? Just hang out on Facebook for three minutes, Instagram will feel great again!
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Instagram makes people depressed & Twitter makes people angry. Which is better?
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Dear Instagram, please stop recommending people to me that "I could know".
I do know 'em, but I don't like them!
Instagram reached 13 million users in just 13 months.
"Come one, let's make a boomerang for Instagram where we wave around our dirndl dresses!"
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Social media is great, but also a bit scary. What people post is the most filtered, most carefully chosen and cleverly edited moments of their lives.
This is an important milestone for Facebook because it's the first time we've ever acquired a product and company with so many users. We don't plan on doing many more of these, if any at all.
Mark Zuckerberg (Facebook CEO) - about taking over Instagram
Max: "How old are you gonna be?"
Earl: "75"
Max: "Oh, Earl, if you were just three years younger..."
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Hey, if you got a second - stop staring at my boobs!
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I wear knit hats when it's cold out. You wear knit hats 'cause of Coldplay.
You have tattoos to piss off your dad. My dad doesn't know he's my dad.
And finally, you think this is the sound that gets you service. I think, this is the sound that dries up my v-gina.
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Scaring people into participating isn't success, it's Scientology.
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You're asking me if I have any gum? That's like asking New Jersey if it has any sl-ts!
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Do you think we can convince them that slapping each other's face is the new high five?
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Max: "Hi, ready to order?"
Guest: "Do you have anything that's really special?"
Max: "Not according to my high school guidance counselor."
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Max: "Earl, can you break some 20s? The big spenders at table two wanna split their $11 check three ways - even though one person did all the eating."
Earl: "I was in a three-way once. Same thing happened."
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Earl: "Max, what is the worst sentence you ever want to come out of Han's mouth?"
Max: "I got you pregnant?"
Earl: "Come on, bad, bad."
Max: "I got you pregnant again?"
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The bigger the lie, the more people believe in it.
If we win, we don't have to explain ourselves. If we lose, there's nothing to explain.
I just called in sick. Let's go get really drunk!
You can fire us both for insubordination if you want, but we got this.
I hate it when I loudly sing along to a song and the interpreter doesn't get the lyrics right.
I've got three cases of imported beer. Karaoke Maschine. And I didn't invite Michael. So three ingredients for a great party.
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I'm gonna talk about racism now. And this is a straight white man talking, so pay attention!
Who's not gonna take the vaccine because they think it might be dangerous? Raise your hands! Now take that hand and slap yourself in the f*cking face!
Frank: "Why you gotta be such an asshole?"
Lip: "Apple fell where you dropped it."
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V: "You always pick p*ssies!"
Fiona: "Well, they are what they eat."
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Castle: "Do I look like a killer to you?"
Beckett: "Yes. You kill my patience."
If you don't believe in even the possibility of magic, you'll never ever find it.
Robbie: "I'm Robbie."
Caroline: "I'm uncomfortable. You're getting me wet."
Robbie: "That's the point."
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This neighborhood is definitely on the rise. I remember a time when a black man couldn't get a cab around here. And that time was Wednesday.
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Oleg: "If I knew we were gonna have staff meetings after work, I would've taken job at T.G.I. Friday instead. Over there, they roll fast and loose."
Han Lee: "Well, this is how I roll."
Max: "Yeah, short and slow."
Han Lee: "No, I roll fast and furious... Tokyo Drift style."
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