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The last person that was excited about a check with Donald Trump's name on it was Stormy Daniels.

Donald Trump, Corona-JokesOliver Welke in heute-show, Sendung vom 24.04.2020

We are looking at the biggest economic crash since 1970.
And thanks to closed barber-shops, we'll soon look like the 70s again.

Corona-Jokes, 70sOliver Welke in heute-show