Look, with the number of whelps I've sired, I think I've earned the right to make a dad joke or two.
The thing no one tells you about sitting on a Frozen Throne, is how much of your flesh ends up stuck to it.
The most important thing I've learned in all my journeys is... balance. Work and play. Good and bad. Right and wrong. Honor. Tradition. A good brew. And most especially... family. These are things that bring me balance. These are the things I fight for.
Does anyone know when these spikes grew out of my back? You would think I would remember something like that.
Those with power must wield it without fear. And if that power allows you to cast fear upon others, well that's a nice bonus.
I once was the head of a secretive council that controlled the Orcish Horde from the shadows. I called it... the Shadow Council. Shut up, naming things is hard!
I love big tusks and I cannot lie.
Anger management? I'm great at managing people with my anger!
It doesn't matter how many times my enemies try to kill me, I'm still not dropping the Tusks of Mannoroth! They're mine!
This is my war song. Take back my Horde song. Prove all my might song.
I love playing Hearthstone! I can send Varian to his death as many times as I want!
Just to be clear, all the loot we get from this is mine. I need it. For, uhm... hunter reasons.
By the way, every time you've ever been beaten by a hunter... That was actually me.
Some believe hunting with a bow to be the ultimate challenge. They should try it with an axe.
Atiesh, Greatstaff of the Guardian, is a unique and powerful artifact passed down from Guardian to apprentice for generations. Pay no attention to that druid holding another one. Or that priest. Or Khadgar. In fact, never pay attention to Khadgar.
The spell is called "polymorph" because with a little practice, you can technically transform someone into any animal. Most mages are simply too sheepish to give it a try.
No, you don't need to stay awhile and listen. You must have me confused with someone else.
Most people don't realize that Illidan and I were actually triplets. Poor Buenofurion.
You know what they say about men with large antlers... they have a hard time wearing hats.
I hear the wilds call. Wait... that's just Tyrande.
Night elves are the right elves.
I speak for the trees, for the trees have no tongues.
Well, this is a thorny situation. Get it? Thorny? It's because I'm a druid! I am humorous.
Malfurion and I have one rule that defines our relationship: No shapeshifting! I am not into that!
Goddess make me fast and accurate, let my aim be true, and if today is truly the day you call me home, let me die with an empty quiver.
What the...- how long have these leaves been in my hair? Why does no one tell me these things?
You know, when women ran things here in Kalimdor, we experienced an era of peace, then the men woke up and now we face a new war every other year.
Has anyone seen my cat? It feels like it's been years since I've seen her.
I am celebrating my 29th birthday next week... for the 10,000th time.
Ah, I miss real-time strategy. The isometric perspective, the epic large-scale battles! Can't say I miss all this poking though.
Take your Warchief's advice: Don't run around doing stupid things just because someone yells "For the Horde!"
I am a lean, green, fighting machine.
If you're holding on for a Frozen reference, just let it go. Oh no, what have I done?
I'm sorry, what? Thrall and me!? Ugh, who keeps spreading that filthy rumor. Besides, everyone knows I prefer blue over green.
I wonder why they call it "polymorph" when it always turns enemies into one thing. They should have called it something like "monomorph" or "that-spell-that-turns-people-into-sheep".
Wait, is that a white hair? I hope that's not a bad sign.
Oh, I just thought of the perfect joke to tell Anduin! What do you call a gnoll that won't share his forest? A Hogger! Oh, he's going to love it!
All I ever wanted to do was study. Of course, then a giant demon smashed my home apart so that kind of put an end to that.
Are you still clicking? Was that not enough jokes? Are you not entertained!?! Sorry, uh... sometimes my gladiator past gets the best of me.
Anduin got me to play Hearthstone once... it was a bit "fantastic" for my tastes. What kind of game allows Garrosh to order me around? It's absurd!
A king is only as noble as the cause he serves.
My father once said that everywhere the Light touches is our kingdom... but not Deadwind Pass. We don't go there.
Hmm? Oh, actually, I am still wearing the helmet. It's just transmogrified to hidden.
By the way, a little bronze dragon told me about what you blood elves planned to do to my grave. I'm not thrilled about it.
Sometimes, the light at the end of the tunnel... is a train.
I hate to admit it, but you were... hm, kind of... prepared.
No, I did not just see that, or anything else for that matter.
Does anyone else miss Chaos damage?
I have no time for games! Yet, I always seem to be in them...
You have no idea how tough it is to do this in heels. Good thing my nerve endings rotted away.
All I want is to settle down with a Lich Queen of my own and have some little Lich-lings. Is that too much to ask?
Alarak: "Make no mistake, I intend to neither stay nor listen."
Deckard Cain: "Alas, that we have lived to see such times."
Deckard Cain: "Alas, that we have lived to see such times."
Alarak
Of course Chromie arrived in the Nexus before me. Bronze dragons have to be first at everything. And last. And everything in between.
I know we've been instructing you not to for years, but trust me, this one time, stand in the fire.
You have no idea how hard it is to find jewelry that magically changes size.
I'll let you in on a secret. Ruby dragons don't actually use Hearthstones. We just click our talons together a few times and we're home.
My brood has told me I can be a real queen sometimes, but it's a mother's right to be at least a little... draconian.
In the end, those who serve death are always consumed by it.
Behold - the power gifted by the titans!
Gul'dan: "An eternity of darkness awaits those who challenge me."
Alexstrasza: "Those who trade life for power are unworthy of such a blessing."
Alexstrasza: "Those who trade life for power are unworthy of such a blessing."
We could only level to 10! What are you now, level 100? More? You kids these days...
Today, I'm Uther the Painbringer!
Let the righteous know peace, and the injust know the back of my hand.
You're telling me Khadgar flew in as a raven and transformed in front of the king to deliver a dire warning? That's my boy... - or he was, until I turned him into an old man, that is.
I don't see why everyone is so distrusting of this "Raven Lord". He seems a perfectly fine fellow to me. Of course, birds of a feather do flock together.
People keep saying they're outraged at another infamous black dragon for burning an entire city full of innocent people to ash. One city. Amateur.
Just as all life ends in death, all order must end in chaos.
The Wrath of the Lich King was nothing. Wait until you see the Wrath of the Banshee Queen!
Ugh, my brother is such a tree hugger.
Alright, I'm ready. All I need is someone to point me to the piñata.
You know, for 10,000 years old, Tyrande still looks pretty good... at least that's what they tell me.
Wait, what? What do you mean, there's lore in this game? You guys actually paid someone to write a story about Raynor meeting Diablo? Isn't this precisely what fan fiction is for?! I didn't approve any of this!
In pandaren board games, the goal is for both players to win. In Hearthstone, the goal is for me to beat you to death... with your own minions.
A lot of people don't realize how difficult and awkward it is to grow up in the spotlight. Your every success, and every failure laid bare in front of the entire world... of Warcraft.
No, I was never in Night Ranger... but I have an all-dead girl group called band-she.
People wonder how I learned how to quell my rage... But the secret is, I'm always angry.
Back then "daemon" had an "a" in it. Like I intended! It looks more mystical that way.
I thought I was the only one who'd been murdered by a cruel man, raised as a powerful but horrible abomination, subsequently crowned myself queen, and dedicated my subjects to orchestrating my vengeance. But then I met Kerrigan!
No, I'm not going to sing for you. I'm a heartless undead ruler, not a music box.
At the tone, the time will be the hour of twilight! Eastern Kingdoms standard time.
It's "Lich King", not "Lick King"... the two are very, very different jobs!
I keep killing, but no loot comes out. This game makes no sense.
Barbarian
I swear, the next person who names me Barbie on Battle.net, gets an axe to the forehead.
Barbarian
No man can defeat me! Although, ten to twenty-five might do the trick.
If you think I'm powerful now, you should see my abilities in Heroic mode!
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1Only the goddess may forbid me anything.
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There is nothing left for you here, nothing but death and sorrow.
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It is the fires within that burn the brightest.
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2Standing in the way of nature is heresy. Even when nature's force is a destructive one.
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Imprisoned for ten thousand years. Banished from my own homeland. And now, you dare enter my realm. You are not prepared!
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1You have spent a lifetime fighting for the dream of what Azeroth could be. Now, you must fight for what it is.
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It was power I sought... but not to conquer or rule. It was a means to an end, to save Azeroth from an unstoppable foe.
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Betrayer... in truth, it was I who was betrayed. Still, I am hunted. Still, I am hated. Now, my blind eyes see what others cannot. And sometimes the hand of fate must be forced.
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The light is holding you back. It's time to forge your own path.
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Anduin: "Only one of us wanted this war."
Sylvanas: "You call for peace when it suits you, little lion. But you're quick enough to kill."
Sylvanas: "You call for peace when it suits you, little lion. But you're quick enough to kill."
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2It is perilous to confuse what you are made to do with what you choose to do.
Sylvanas Windrunner in World of Warcraft - Shadowlands
1Not a Banshee Queen... Not a Ranger-General... But always a Windrunner.
Sylvanas Windrunner in World of Warcraft - Shadowlands
1Anduin: "I will not become an instrument of death."
Sylvanas: "So you favour life, is that it? That momentary flicker, every cruel second spent delaying the inevitable in an endless war that you, like every Wrynn before you, will not survive."
Sylvanas: "So you favour life, is that it? That momentary flicker, every cruel second spent delaying the inevitable in an endless war that you, like every Wrynn before you, will not survive."
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1Icecrown... a monument to our suffering. The veil between life and death. Where a usurper sits on a Frozen Throne. But no king rules forever.
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1Ours is a cycle of hatred. Alliances forged and broken. We have paid the price for sharing this world, and we have forgotten what makes us strong.
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1I understand the cruelty of fate better than anyone.
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1Stand proud in the Horde. Know that all of you were so much more than arrows in my quiver.
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Arthas. I died trying to stop that monster, only to wake up haunted by one with my face.
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Sylvanas: "Join us willingly or be made to serve!"
Anduin: "I thought you believed in free will, Sylvanas."
Sylvanas: "We've never had free will, little lion. But that is about to change."
Anduin: "I thought you believed in free will, Sylvanas."
Sylvanas: "We've never had free will, little lion. But that is about to change."
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Vol'jin: "Death will claim me soon."
Sylvanas: "In the end, death claims us all. But the Horde will live on."
Sylvanas: "In the end, death claims us all. But the Horde will live on."
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Sylvanas: "The humans are simply a means to an end."
Varimathras: "You sound more like one of us with every passing day, my lady."
Sylvanas: "Watch it, dreadlord!"
Varimathras: "You sound more like one of us with every passing day, my lady."
Sylvanas: "Watch it, dreadlord!"
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Arthas: "Finish me, then."
Sylvanas: "A quick death, like to one you gave me? No. You're going to suffer as I did."
Sylvanas: "A quick death, like to one you gave me? No. You're going to suffer as I did."
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Sylvanas: "Finish it! I deserve a clean death."
Arthas: "After all you've put me through, woman, the last thing I'll give you is the peace of death."
Sylvanas: "No... you wouldn't dare!"
Arthas: "After all you've put me through, woman, the last thing I'll give you is the peace of death."
Sylvanas: "No... you wouldn't dare!"
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Sylvanas was turned into the Banshee Queen by Arthas, but he probably should have just killed her because it just pissed her off.
Let them come. They'll find the Horde to be more than they bargained for!
Thrall in Warcraft III - The Frozen Throne
1The beginning of wisdom is the statement 'I do not know.' The person who cannot make that statement is one who will never learn anything. And I have prided myself on my ability to learn.
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1Something, someone, is calling out from the heart of the world. Like a voice from a dream. Something dark is coming, Anduin. The world needs your Light again.
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You needed time. We stayed away. But time by itself heals nothing.
Thrall in World of Warcraft - The War Within
A crossbow? I prefer to strike my enemies face to face.
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Our spirit is stronger than you know, demon! If we are to fall, then so be it. At least now... we are free!
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Look around you, this world is dying. I can't have limits!
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Blood and thunder, champions of the Horde! We fight on this day for our fallen brothers and sisters! Mourn them not for they all died with honor in their hearts! Though we face great conflict, our might combined shall obliterate those who would oppose us! The grave injustices committed against the Horde will be met by an unstoppable force of reckoning!
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Arthas: "We may never know, Uther. I intend to live forever."
Arthas: "We may never know, Uther. I intend to live forever."
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1You speak of justice? Of cowardice? I will show you the justice of the grave and the true meaning of fear!
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Arthas: "I see... only darkness before me."
Arthas: "I see... only darkness before me."
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Terenas: "What are you doing my son?"
Arthas: "Succeeding you, father. This kingdom shall fall and from the ashes shall arise a new order, that will shake the very foundations of the world."
Arthas: "Succeeding you, father. This kingdom shall fall and from the ashes shall arise a new order, that will shake the very foundations of the world."
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Arthas: "Our salvation... Frostmourne!"
Muradin: "Hold, lad. There's an inscription on the dais. It's a warning. It says: 'Whomsoever takes up this blade shall wield power eternal. Just as the blade rends flesh, so must power scar the spirit.' I should've known. The blade is cursed!"
Arthas: "I would gladly bear any curse to save my homeland."
Muradin: "Hold, lad. There's an inscription on the dais. It's a warning. It says: 'Whomsoever takes up this blade shall wield power eternal. Just as the blade rends flesh, so must power scar the spirit.' I should've known. The blade is cursed!"
Arthas: "I would gladly bear any curse to save my homeland."
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Sylvanas: "Isn't it obvious, Warchief? I serve the Horde."
Garrosh: "Watch your clever mouth, b*tch!"
Garrosh: "Watch your clever mouth, b*tch!"
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All who challenge me will burn in the fires of my hatred!
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I exist to protect this realm, my Lord, it is my very purpose. I am the Guardian.
Anduin Lothar: "Guardian, what is the Fel?"
Medivh: "A magic unlike any other. It feeds on life itself. It polutes the user, twisting everything it touches. It promises great power, but it exacts a terrible price."
Medivh: "A magic unlike any other. It feeds on life itself. It polutes the user, twisting everything it touches. It promises great power, but it exacts a terrible price."
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Human? I left my humanity behind long ago.
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1The Horde is no longer our enemy. The orcs have their own kingdom now.
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1I have no Light. Not after what I've seen. Not after what I've done.
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Anduin: "Then what are we fighting for?"
Anduin: "Then what are we fighting for?"
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Devos: "Remember what he did and take your vengeance."
Uther: "Not vengeance.... justice!"
Uther: "Not vengeance.... justice!"
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1We cannot change the past, and we may never find forgiveness in the future, but inaction damns us all.
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When Arthas struck me down, Frostmourne shattered my soul. But it was not divided into one part that was noble and another that was cruel.
Rather, it was as if a portion of my consciousness remained frozen in time while the rest of my soul carried on.
Rather, it was as if a portion of my consciousness remained frozen in time while the rest of my soul carried on.
Uther Lightbringer in World of Warcraft - Shadowlands
We are paladins. Vengeance cannot be a part of what we must do.
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Arthas: "Father still hopes your patience and experience might rub off on me."
Uther: "It is a father's right to dream, isn't it?"
Arthas: "Father still hopes your patience and experience might rub off on me."
Uther: "It is a father's right to dream, isn't it?"
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The sky is dark, the fire burns, you drive in vain as fate's wheel turns!
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Vol'jin in Hearthstone - Goblins vs Gnomes
The eyes of the Earth Mother are upon us.
They say a man never really knows himself until his freedom's been taken away. I wonder - how well do you know yourself?
Arcturus Mengsk in StarCraft - 2: Wings of Liberty
2My life for Aiur
StarCraft - 2: Legacy of the Void
You'll carry your prison with you. That armor will be your new cell. Make no mistake, war is coming. With all its glory and all its horror. Mr. Findlay - your freedom awaits.
Arcturus Mengsk in StarCraft - 2: Wings of Liberty
Pain. Agony. My hatred burns through the cavernous deeps. The world heaves with my torment. Its wretched kingdoms quake beneath my rage. But at last the whole of Azeroth will break and all will burn beneath the shadow of my wings!
Deathwing in World of Warcraft - Cataclysm
This is a new dawn, the time of the Horde. Be feared or be fuel!
You have allowed the small-teeth to kill your warriors. The Horde has no use for weakness!
You will be remembered as the king who sacrificed his life for nothing.
Gul'dan in World of Warcraft - Legion
Varian: "My son. This blade does not belong to darkness. It was forged by valor."
Varok: "And also by honor."
Varian: "Its legacy, and ours, are with you."
Varok: "And also by honor."
Varian: "Its legacy, and ours, are with you."
Varian Wrynn in World of Warcraft - Shadowlands
I am willing to end this bloodshed. But know this, if your Horde fails to uphold honor, as Garrosh did, we will end you!
Varian Wrynn in World of Warcraft - Mists of Pandaria
My son, a terrible darkness has returned to our world. As before, it seeks to annihilate everything that we hold dear. I go to face it, knowing I may not return. All my life I have lived by the sword. I've seen kingdoms burn, and watched brave heroes die in vain. It's been difficult for me to trust after losing so much. But from you I have learned patience, tolerance, and faith. Anduin, I now believe as you do, that peace is the noblest aspiration. But to preserve it, you must be willing to fight!
Varian Wrynn in World of Warcraft - Legion
Warriors - the hour of victory has arrived. Come, you tauren! Rise up, you ogres! Today, you stand united with the Horde. Lok-Tar Ogar!
Rexxar in Warcraft III - The Frozen Throne
1I have watched the other races. I have seen their squabbling, their ruthlessness. Their wars do nothing but scar the land and drive the wild things to extinction.
Rexxar in Warcraft III - The Frozen Throne
Then it seems the mortal races, too, must answer the call and face the storms ahead.
Khadgar in World of Warcraft - Dragonflight
We have each played a part in what has happened here. You abdicated your choice to this... child. And with every step she takes, I grow stronger. There will be no salvation in the Light.
Mephisto in Diablo - IV: Vessel of Hatred
Hatred has returned, and she shall not relent until she has corrupted us all. But somewhere in the shadow of her Darkness you must cast your Light, to find hope in a flash of steel, a wrath of nature, or power of flame. You must stand up to hatred, or she will destroy us all. Your time is now.
Diablo - IV
Sanctuary was never meant for humankind. It was forged as a refuge from the war between the high heavens and the burning hells. Instead, it became a new battleground in this eternal conflict. A secretive group called the Horadrim has kept mortals save. But now this once powerful order is a husk of what it was. And Sanctuary's ancient creators have returned to claim the hearts of humankind. This is the story of their downfall.
Diablo - IV
I strayed from your Light and found my trade in the Shadows. They call it murder. I say job well done.
Rogue in Diablo - IV
Speak now to those who heed a darker call. Those bold enough to cross the line of Sin for deeper knowledge, who'll follow an unquenchable yearning born of blood and bone to unlock the forbidden secrets and foulest black rituals, calling forth life from death. To truly embrace this power, you must take it into the world. But you will be shunned, scorned, marked as a living sacrifice to this profane knowledge. You will be a Priest of Rathma. A Necromancer. And you will not confront the darkness alone. We are the Speakers of the Dead and the Dead have no mercy.
Necromancer in Diablo - IV
I fought sleep for days at a time. For when I dreamt, the memories would return.
Marius in Diablo - II: Resurrected
1Evil has survived. A dark figure wanders in the East. He must be stopped at all costs.
Tyrael in Diablo - II: Resurrected
Priest: "Thank the Heavens for you."
Rogue: "Heavens? I assure you, Father. The Heavens didn't send me."
Rogue: "Heavens? I assure you, Father. The Heavens didn't send me."
Rogue in Diablo - IV
1It has been said that in the end of all things, you would find a new beginning. But as the shadow once again crawls across our world, and the stench of terror drifts on a bitter wind, the people pray for strength and guidance. They should pray for the mercy of a swift death, for I have seen what the darkness hides.
Leah in Diablo - IV
You think me mad, old friend. But I know these dreams. They tell of the future. Hell is coming, brother. Hell is coming.
Diablo - IV
The Worldstone. It was the power of creation and the birth of our eternal conflict. From the high heavens to the burning hells, our desire to control that power poisoned its very nature. And so I gave my life to destroy it. But its corruption spread. If humanity is to survive, they must stand together and face the rising darkness. Though that may not be enough.
Tyrael in Diablo - Immortal
This is about as exciting as the time Uncle Deckard and I spent the summer in Bramwell. People are quite boring there.
Leah in Diablo - III
'Cause I'm just Ken
Anywhere else I'd be a ten
Is it my destiny to live and die a life of blonde fragility?
I'm just Ken
Where I see love, she sees a friend
What will it take for her to see the man behind the tan and fight for me?
Anywhere else I'd be a ten
Is it my destiny to live and die a life of blonde fragility?
I'm just Ken
Where I see love, she sees a friend
What will it take for her to see the man behind the tan and fight for me?
Ken in Barbie - I'm Just Ken
It is the best day ever. So was yesterday and so is tomorrow and every day from now until forever.
Barbie - 2023
Ken: "Hey, Barbie. Kann ich heute zu dir kommen?"
Barbie: "Klar. Ich hab nichts großes geplant. Nur ne riesen Föhn-Party mit allen Barbies, ner einstudierten Choreo und dem passenden Song. Komm doch vorbei."
Ken: "Klingt cool."
Barbie: "Klar. Ich hab nichts großes geplant. Nur ne riesen Föhn-Party mit allen Barbies, ner einstudierten Choreo und dem passenden Song. Komm doch vorbei."
Ken: "Klingt cool."
Barbie - 2023
To ask why we fight is to ask why leaves fall - it is in their nature. Perhaps there is a better question: Why do we fight? To protect home and family, to preserve balance and bring harmony. For my kind the true question is: What is worth fighting for?
Chen Stormstout in World of Warcraft - Mists of Pandaria
2You know what is better than drinking a beer? Brewing your own beer. And then drinking it. And then... Drinking another beer. And then, punching somebody in the snout! That's what!
Chen Stormstout in World of Warcraft - Mists of Pandaria
To ask why I drink is to ask why I am fat. It is because I drink. Perhaps there is a better question.
Chen Stormstout in World of Warcraft - Mists of Pandaria
Why do I drink? To quench my thirst. To lower my inhibitions. To make women appear more attractive.
Chen Stormstout in World of Warcraft - Mists of Pandaria
To get the measure of a people, you need to get your feet dirty. Come, walk the land with me! Let us see what these mainland pandaren truly value.
Chen Stormstout in World of Warcraft - Mists of Pandaria
For my kind, the true question is: Where is the bathroom?
Chen Stormstout in World of Warcraft - Mists of Pandaria
I wouldn't mind settling down in a place like this. Great views, plenty of beer... and lots of stuff to fight.
Chen Stormstout in World of Warcraft - Mists of Pandaria
My people have an ancient proverb: it is wise to let sleeping pandaren lie. This proverb is ancient for a reason.
Chen Stormstout in World of Warcraft - Mists of Pandaria
Crowns do queer things to the heads beneath them.
George R. R. Martin in A Song of Ice and Fire - A Clash of Kings
8You might be a king or a little street sweeper, but sooner or later you dance with the reaper.
Grim Reaper in Bill & Ted - Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey
3Any man who must say, 'I am the king', is no true king.
Tywin Lannister in Game of Thrones - Season 3 Episode 10
3Teammates? Ugh. Always good for collateral.