The best Quotes by Hermione Granger

Ron: "One person couldn't feel all that. They'd explode."
Hermione: "Just because you've got the emotional range of a teaspoon doesn't mean we all have!"

"Are you planning to follow a career in Magical Law, Miss Granger?" asked Scrimgeour.
"No, I’m not," retorted Hermione. "I'm hoping to do some good in the world!"

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

Rufus Scrimgeour

I mean, you could claim that anything's real if the only basis for believing in it is that nobody's proved it doesn't exist!

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

Conspiracy Theories

At least no one on the Gryffindor team had to buy their way in. They got in on pure talent.

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

Draco Malfoy Gryffindor

Wands are only as powerful as the wizards who use them. Some wizards just like to boast that theirs are bigger and better than other people's.

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

Hermione: "You think it's all going to be all right if you just say sorry?"
Ron: "Well, what else can I say?"
Hermione: "Oh, I don't know! Rack your brains, Ron, that should only take a couple of seconds."

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

Ron Weasley

Now, if you two don't mind, I'm going to bed before either of you come up with another clever idea to get us killed - or worse, expelled.

Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone

"Ron," said Hermione in a dignified voice, dipping the point of her quill into her ink pot, "you are the most insensitive wart I have ever had the misfortune to meet."

Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

Ron Weasley

Harry: "You're not still mad at him, are you?"
Hermione: "I'm always mad at him."

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

Ron Weasley

Just because it's taken you three years to notice, Ron, doesn't mean no one else has spotted I'm a girl!

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

Umbridge: "You will please copy the approved text four times to ensure maximum retention. There'll be no need to talk."
Hermione: "No need to think's more like it."

Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

Dolores Umbridge

"And the steam rising in characteristic spirals," said Hermione enthusiastically, "and it's supposed to smell differently to each of us, according to what attracts us, and I can smell freshly mown grass and new parchment and -"
But she turned slightly pink and did not complete the sentence.

Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince

What's got your wand in a knot?

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

"I'll fix it up with Mum and Dad, then I'll call you. I know how to use a fellytone now."
"A telephone, Ron," said Hermione. "Honestly, you should take Muggle Studies next year."

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

Ron Weasley Muggles Telephones

Hermione launched herself forwards and started punching every inch of him that she could reach.
"Ouch - ow - gerroff! What the -? Hermione - OW!"
"You - complete - arse - Ronald - Weasley!"
She punctuated every word with a blow: Ron backed away, shielding his head as Hermione advanced.

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

Ron Weasley

Hermione drew herself to her full height; her eyes were narrowed and her hair seemed to crackle with electricity.
"No," she said, her voice quivering with anger, "but I will write to your mother."

Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

"Not spew," said Hermione impatiently. "It's S-P-E-W. Stands for Society for the promotion of Elfish Welfare."
"Never heard of it," said Ron.
"Well, of course you haven't," said Hermione briskly, "I've only just started it."
"Yeah?" said Ron in mild surprise. "How many members have you got?"
"Well - if you two join - three," said Hermione.

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

Honestly, am I the only person who's ever bothered to read "Hogwarts, A History"?

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

"Grawp's about sixteen feet tall, enjoys ripping up twenty-foot pine trees, and knows me," she snorted, "as Hermy."

Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

"We protest! And I'm hunted quite as much as any goblin or elf, Griphook! I'm a Mudblood!"
"Don't call yourself -" Ron muttered.
"Why shouldn't I?" said Hermione. "Mudblood, and proud of it!"

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

"Oh, I'm so sorry," hissed Hermione, and as she dragged the waitress out of sight of the windows, Harry heard her mutter a suggestion as to where Ron could stick his wand instead.

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

Ron: "Hermione's allowed in our dormitory, how come we're not allowed -?"
Hermine: "Well, it's an old-fashioned rule. But it says in Hogwarts: A History, that the founders thought boys were less trustworthy than girls."

Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

Hogwarts

You said it once before, that there was time to turn back if we wanted to. We've had time, haven't we? We're with you whatever happens.

Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince

Harry James Potter

Scrimgeour: "I notice that your birthday cake is in the shape of a Snitch. Why is that?"
Hermione: "Oh, it can't be a reference to the fact Harry's a great Seeker, that's way too obvious. There must be a secret message from Dumbledore hidden in the icing!"

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

I've modiﬁed my parents' memories so that they're convinced that they're really called Wendell and Monica Wilkins, and that their life's ambition is to move to Australia, which they have now done.

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

"She's gone a bit funny. Lost her nerve. Women," he said wisely to Harry, "they're easily upset."
"And yet," said Hermione, coming out of her reverie, "I doubt you'd find a woman who sulked for half an hour because Madam Rosmerta didn't laugh at their joke about the hag, the Healer, and the Mimbulus mimbletonia."
Ron scowled.

Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince

Harry and Ron both made furious moves towards Malfoy, but Hermione got there first - SMACK!
She had slapped Malfoy around the face with all the strength she could muster. Malfoy staggered. Harry, Ron, Crabbe and Goyle stood flabbergasted as Hermione raised her hand again.
"Don't you dare call Hagrid pathetic, you foul - you evil -"

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

Draco Malfoy

"So light a fire!" Harry choked.
"Yes... of course... but there's no wood!"
"Have you gone mad!" Ron bellowed. "Are you a witch or not!"

Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone

Witches & Wizards

Ron: "You've said some very unfair things to and about my wife..."
Hermione: "And your wife doesn't need you fighting her battles for her."

Harry Potter and the Cursed Child

But Ron was staring at Hermione as though suddenly seeing her in a whole new light.
"Hermione, Neville's right - you are a girl..."
"Oh well spotted," she said acidly.

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

If being good at Divination means I have to pretend to see death omens in a lump of tea leaves, I'm not sure I'll be studying it much longer!

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

Hermione launched herself forwards and started punching every inch of him that she could reach. "You - complete - arse - Ronald - Weasley!" She punctuated every word with a blow: Ron backed away, shielding his head as Hermione advanced.

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

Being able to talk to snakes was what Salazar Slytherin was famous for. That's why the symbol of Slytherin house is a serpent.

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

Slytherin

Quotes about Hermione Granger

You're a little scary sometimes, you know that? Brilliant... but scary.

Ron Weasley in Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone

Hermione: "I mean, it's sort of exciting isn't it? Breaking the rules."
Ron: "Who are you and what have you done with Hermione Granger?"

Ron Weasley in Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

Rules

But from that moment on, Hermione Granger became their friend. Because there are some things you can’t go through in life and become friends.

Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone

Friendship

And leave Hermione? You mad? We wouldn't last two days without her. Don't tell her I said that.

Ron Weasley in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

I would have thought you'd be ashamed that a girl of no wizard family beat you in every exam.

Lucius Malfoy in Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

Draco Malfoy

I'm being bossed around by Hermione Granger. And I'm mildly enjoying it.

Draco Malfoy in Harry Potter and the Cursed Child

Hermione: "Everyone knows. Well, everyone who has read 'Hogwarts: A History'."
Ron: "Just you, then."

Ron Weasley in Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

Miss Granger remains the only person in this class who has managed to turn a hedgehog into a satisfactory pincushion. I might remind you that your pincushion, Thomas, still curls up in fright if anyone approaches it with a pin!

Minerva McGonagall in Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

I like a nice chat before I go to bed. Now all you do is ready that bloody book. It's just like being with Hermione.

Ron Weasley in Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince

"Well, I'm glad you listen to Hermione Granger at any rate," she said, pointing him out of her office.

Minerva McGonagall in Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

If you're wondering what the smell is, Mother, a Mudblood just walked in.

Draco Malfoy in Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince

I am sorry to say that from the moment you have arrived in this class, my dear, it has been apparent that you do not have what the noble art of Divination requires. Indeed, I don’t remember ever meeting a student whose mind was so hopelessly Mundane.

Sybill Trelawney in Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

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"Follow the spiders"... Why spiders? Why couldn't it be "follow the butterflies"?

Ron Weasley in Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

Spiders

Dumbledore watched her fly away, and as her silvery glow faded he turned back to Snape, and his eyes were full of tears. "After all this time?"
"Always", said Snape.

Severus Snape in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

You're the weak one. And you'll never know love, or friendship. And I feel sorry for you.

Harry James Potter in Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

Voldemort / Tom Riddle

If you want to see the true measure of a man, watch how he treats his inferiors, not his equals.

Sirius Black in Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

Longbottom, if brains were gold, you'd be poorer than Weasley, and that's saying something.

Draco Malfoy in Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone

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