A true hero isn't measured by the size of his strength, but by the strength of his heart.Heart, Heros, SizeHercules, by Zeus
See, he's gotta have a weakness. Because everybody's got a weakness. I mean, for what? Pandora, it was the box thing. For the Trojans - hey, they bet on the wrong horse, okay?Hercules, by Hades
I trained all those would-be heros:
Odysseus, Perseus, Theseus... a lot of 'euses'.
People always do crazy things when they're in love.Falling in loveHercules, by Megara
Meg: "Sometimes it's better to be alone."
Hercules: "What do you mean?"
Meg: "Nobody can hurt you."
Megara: "Keep moving, junior."
Hercules: "But, you... aren't you a damsel in distress?"
Megara: "I'm a damsel. I'm in distress. I can handle this. Have a nice day."
Guys, get your titanic rears in gear and kick some Olympian butt!Hercules, by Hades
Everybody in Greece thinks you're the greatest thing since they put the pocket in pitta.GriechenlandHercules, by Megara
One town, a million troubles. The one and only Thebes. The Big Olive itself. If you can make it there, you can make it anywhere.Hercules, by Philoctetes
We're suffocating! Somebody call IX-I-I!Hercules
Come here. Let me show you around. It's a small underworld after all, huh?Hercules, by Hades
You know how men are. They think "No" means "Yes", and "Get lost" means "Take me, I'm yours."MenHercules, by Megara
Hercules: "When I was a kid, I would have given anything to be exactly like everybody else."
Meg: "You wanted to be petty and dishonest?"
Fabulous party. You know, I haven't seen this much love in a room since Narcissus discovered himself.Hercules, by Hermes
Name's Hades, Lord of the dead. Hi, how ya doin'?Hercules, by Hades
If there's a prize for rotten judgement
I guess I've already won that
No man is worth the aggravation
That's ancient history, been there, done that
My friends call me Meg - at least they would if I had any friends. So did they give you a name along with all those rippling pectorals?Hercules, by Megara
I'm a big tough girl. I tie my own sandals and everything.Hercules, by Megara
I'm sorry. You mind runnin' that by me again? I must have had a chunk of brimstone wedged in my ear or something.Hercules, by Hades
Titans: "Crush Zeus! Freeze Zeus! Melt Zeus! And blow him away!"
Hades: "Uh, guys? Olympus would be that way."
I'll be there someday, I can go the distance
I will find my way if I can be strong
I know every mile would be worth my while
When I go the distance, I'll be right where I belong
How am I supposed to prove myself a hero if nobody will give me a chance?Hercules, by Hercules
Zeus: "So, Hades, you finally made it. How are things in the underworld?"
Hades: "Well, they're just fine. You know, a little dark, a little gloomy. And, as always, hey, full of dead people. What are you gonna do?"
I dreamed I would train the greatest hero there ever was. So great, the gods would hang a picture of him in the stars for everyone to see. And everyone would say, "That's Phil's boy." That's right... ah, but dreams are for rookies. A guy can only take so much disappointment.Hercules, by Philoctetes