Quotes by Herb Caen

I have a memory like an elephant. I remember every elephant I've ever met.

I hope I go to Heaven, and when I do, I'm going to do what every San Franciscan does when he gets there. He looks around and says, 'It ain't bad, but it ain't San Francisco.'

Logic is no answer to passion.

A city is not gauged by its length and width, but by the broadness of its vision and the height of its dreams.

I sometimes worry about my short attention span, but not for long.