Quotes by Heimerdinger the Revered Inventor

Why do chemists call helium, curium and barium 'the medical elements?' Because, if you can't 'heal 'em' or 'cure 'em', you 'bury 'em!'

Why do people say "you can't trust atoms"?
Because they "make up everything". Hehe!

Aha, 42, I knew it! Now... ehr, what was the question again?

There are three key ingredients to invention: excessive imagination, good old fashioned stick-to-it-iveness, and a rocking good hairstyle!