The 10 funniest Jokes and Quotes about Heat

High temperatures makes substances expand. That means I'm not fat, I'm hot!

I'm not saying it's brutally hot in my attic apartment, but two Hobbits just threw a ring in here.

Deep summer is when laziness finds respectability.

Heat cannot be separated from fire, or beauty from The Eternal.

Summer romances end for all kinds of reasons. But when all is said and done, they have one thing in common: They are shooting stars-a spectacular moment of light in the heavens, a fleeting glimpse of eternity. And in a flash, they're gone.

And so with the sunshine and the great bursts of leaves growing on the trees, just as things grow in fast movies, I had that familiar conviction that life was beginning over again with the summer.

In the midst of winter, I found there was, within me, an invincible summer.

The Germans have six months of winter and six months of no summer.

If a June night could talk, it would probably boast it invented romance.

Summer is a promissory note signed in June, its long days spent and gone before you know it, and due to be repaid next January.

Like a welcome summer rain, humor may suddenly cleanse and cool the earth, the air and you.

Summer is the time when it is too hot to do the job that it was too cold to do last winter.

It feels like I'm under-summered again.

Summer is for everyone. No matter how life changes, no matter how many things happen this year, summer will never disappear, just like the love between people.

Everything good, everything magical happens between the months of June and August.

The best memories are made in flip flops.

A life without love is like a year without summer.

In the summer, the days were long, stretching into each other. Out of school, everything was on pause and yet happening at the same time, this collection of weeks when anything was possible.

Hope is like the sun. If you only believe in it when you can see it, you'll never make it through the night.

Whoever said happines comes with sunshine, has never danced in the rain!

Eternal sunshine creates deserts.

My sun sets to rise again.

The sun teaches to all things that grow their longing for the light. But it is night that raises them to the stars.

Even the darkest night will end and the sun will rise.

Some painters transform the sun into a yellow spot, others transform a yellow spot into the sun.

You can't stop change any more than you can stop the suns from setting.

Three things cannot be long hidden: the sun, the moon, and the truth.

Keep your face always toward the sunshine - and shadows will fall behind you.

[Sun's Song]
A rising sun will eventually set, a newborn's life will fade. From sun to moon, to moon to sun, give peaceful rest to the living dead. Wandering souls travel where they don't belong, bring them calm with the sun's song.

Every day is a good day to be alive, whether the sun's shining or not.

Truth is like the sun. You can shut it out for a time, but it ain't goin' away.

Since we first met, I have had a warm feeling inside. Not the kind of warmth that makes me feel rotten. The other kind of warmth. The one that happens inside my heart. Thank you. I am happy. Sadly I only recognize the current you. If I forget you... No. I will order myself to remember you.

Best way to stay warm is to keep moving.

Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life.

Sometimes icy heart just needs warm smile.

If the world seems cold to you, kindle fires to warm it.

Sweat is the urine of the skin.

Luck is a dividend of sweat. The more you sweat, the luckier you get.

Wanna know what's on this beetle's diet? Sweat and tears, that's what! That's how it gets stronger... I think we can all learn somethin' from that!

Four months ago, I was an Indian loser with cystic acne, sweaty armpits, and glasses. But with Lasik procedure, an Accutane prescription, and medical-grade Botox injected into my armpits, I'm normal.

Humans are meant to work and sweat to earn a living. Those that try to get rich quick, or live at the expense of others, all get divine retribution somewhere along the line. That's the lesson. Unfortunately, we quickly forget the lessons we've learned and then we have to learn them all over again.

I was scared of everything growing up. I couldn't watch Harry Potter or Lord of the Rings. I was like, strictly a SpongeBob, Disney Channel, Nickelodeon kinda guy.

You can know what's in your life when you know what's in your heart.

My ambition is handicapped by laziness.

A mighty flame followeth a tiny spark.

Eternity is instantaneous, and an instant is eternal.

At some point, you grow out of being attracted to that flame that burns you over and over and over again.