The 10 funniest Jokes and Quotes about Heat

The 10 funniest Jokes and Quotes about Heat

High temperatures makes substances expand. That means I'm not fat, I'm hot!
I'm not saying it's brutally hot in my attic apartment, but two Hobbits just threw a ring in here.
Deep summer is when laziness finds respectability.
Heat cannot be separated from fire, or beauty from The Eternal.
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